Whatever
The BossHoss Lyrics

Tell me do you know, tell me can you name it
Do you understand the difference between a boy and a girl's mindset?

What's the difference between a boy and a girl's mind?
What differentiates the mental and emotional processes between males and females?

And maybe where they match together, pretty good?
Is there an overlap in thinking between the two?

Tell me scientist, physician your suspicion
Science and medicine should have a good idea about this

Can you please clear up this mystery
Can you help us solve this dilemma?

And go down in history, sounds pretty cool
This would be an amazing achievement and something to be remembered for

I know, I'm gonna tell you all it was easy to find out for me
Personally, I found it to be very simple and logical

Simple, clear, logical, as can be
The explanation is direct and easy to understand

Baby, listen we are complete opposition
We have completely different viewpoints

'Cause I am like "Wow, thas's so cool"
I'm really impressed by this

And you are like "I don't know"
You seem unsure or unconvinced

And when I'm like "Oh, yeah, man"
When I'm enthusiastic about something

Then you are "I don't think so"
You don't share the same level of excitement

And when I'm totally like "Yeah, great"
When I'm completely satisfied or pleased

Then you are "Give me a break"
You appear dismissive or exasperated

And when I'm like "Best ever"
When I believe something is outstanding

Then you are "Hey, whatever, whatever, whatever"
You don't seem to care as much either way

Tell me do you know, can you explain why
Can you clarify the reasons behind why girls can be tough on boys?

Girls are tough and treat the boys rough
Females can be quite harsh and cruel to males

And boys just can't get enough of the tough
Yet males seem to be attracted to this behavior

Tell me me wise man, genius, hoodoo-man
Implying that someone with great insight should be able to explain this

Who put this spell on you and me?
What caused these inherent differences between genders?

And gave birth to biology, and chemistry?
These differences are integral biological and chemical characteristics

I know, why it's all just the way it is
I understand the reasoning behind the situation

'Cause it's super-cool, awesome, logical, as can be
Because this setup is really great and makes sense

Baby, listen we're complete opposition
We still have opposite viewpoints

And we will never get closer together
We won't be able to agree on these topics

But the attraction will last forever, forever, forever
Despite our differences, we will always be drawn to each other

Like a river runs to the sea
Our connection is inevitable and natural

It's like a magnet between you and me
Our opposing viewpoints create a strong attraction between us

Baby, face it we're the complete opposite
We couldn't be any more different

I keep saying "This is so cool"
I maintain my excitement

And you are like "I don't know"
You remain skeptical

And when I'm like "Oh, yeah, man"
Another expression of enthusiasm

Then you are "I don't think so"
Reaffirming your view that the enthusiasm is misplaced

And when I'm totally like "Yeah, great"
Another instance of complete satisfaction

Then you are "Give me a break"
You remain dismissive

And when I'm like "Best ever"
Another expression of awe and approval

Then you are "Hey, whatever, whatever, whatever"
You still don't place the same level of importance on it