Handball
The Business Lyrics


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3000 miles is a long way to go
To be beaten by a dwarf in Mexico
He was an aged cheat who didn't give a damn
Couldn't use his head so used his hand
They forgave the blind old sod
And Maradona claimed it was the hand of God
So out of the cup but what you expect
From a poxy little country and a circus reject

Argy-bargy
Hanky-panky
Naughty naughty
Handball

The British boys in the Mexico sun
Stood their ground a
And Hare Duke on the run
Same old story you always start
You not got the bottle and you ain't got a heart
And where the English and we play it fair
We lost the Cup but we don't care
Everyone knows the final score
But who won the Falklands war




Two or one a final score
Now on to the Falklands war

Overall Meaning

In The Business's song Handball, the band touches upon two different themes, namely football and war. The song begins with a reference to the controversy around the Argentina vs England football match in the 1986 World Cup quarterfinals, which saw Argentine footballer Diego Maradona using his hand to score a goal against England. The band highlights the fact that despite the cheating, Maradona's goal was still allowed to stand, and Argentina went on to win the match. The song also takes a dig at Argentina's size, calling it a "poxy little country," and suggesting that Maradona's actions were those of a "circus reject."


The second half of the song shifts its focus to the Falklands War, which occurred just four years before the World Cup match. Here, the band criticizes Argentina's military aggression towards the islands, which it sees as a futile attempt by a smaller country to assert its dominance over a more powerful nation. The song ends with a question about who really won the Falklands War.


Handball is a song that draws upon two significant events in Anglo-Argentine relations. Its lyrics critique Argentina's cheating and aggression towards England, while also highlighting the UK's military victory in the Falklands War. Through its lyrics, the song suggests that while cheating may succeed on the pitch, it cannot be victorious in the context of international relations.


Line by Line Meaning

3000 miles is a long way to go
Covering a distance of 3000 miles is a tiring journey.


To be beaten by a dwarf in Mexico
Losing to a person of shorter stature in Mexico was a setback.


He was an aged cheat who didn't give a damn
He was an elderly dishonest person who was nonchalant about his actions.


Couldn't use his head so used his hand
As he was incapable of using his intellect, he used his hand to cheat.


They forgave the blind old sod
The officials chose to forgive the old man's error due to his age and lack of sight.


And Maradona claimed it was the hand of God
Maradona credited his handball goal to divine intervention.


So out of the cup but what you expect
Being eliminated from the tournament was predictable.


From a poxy little country and a circus reject
Being beaten by a small country and a former circus performer was a humiliating defeat.


Argy-bargy
A noisy argument or dispute.


Hanky-panky
Secret or dishonest activity of a suspicious or improper nature.


Naughty naughty
Expressing disapproval or criticism of unacceptable conduct.


Handball
Referring to the use of one's hand to touch the ball intentionally during a football match in breach of the rules.


The British boys in the Mexico sun
The English football team playing in the Mexican heat.


Stood their ground and Hare Duke on the run
The players kept their positions while Hare Duke, an opposing player, was making runs.


Same old story you always start
Opponents of the English team frequently resort to cheating, a recurring theme.


You not got the bottle and you ain't got a heart
You lack bravery and courage to win fairly.


And where the English and we play it fair
The English have a reputation for playing fairly.


We lost the Cup but we don't care
Winning isn't everything, and the English team is taking the loss in stride.


Everyone knows the final score
The result of the match is common knowledge.


But who won the Falklands war
The English belatedly remind everyone of their historical victory in the Falklands war, implying that they are still superior to Argentina.


Two or one a final score
The score ends with either two or one goal(s) having been scored depending on the interpretation of the second goal, which had been obtained via cheating.


Now on to the Falklands war
The English change the subject to the Falklands war, which they see as a more significant topic than a football match.




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Written by: BRENNAN, PRYOR, WHALE

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