This Old Man
The C.R.S. Players Lyrics
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Fuck friends and fam we call it T-Mobile
Except for this plan, I'm leavin' after one gig
Size don't matter, because they want it big
Runnin' in they ribs and the Hennessey help
Strip club, Backpage, and anything else
It get thirsty after 11:30
Half of these people dirty
Then the misery starts
They won't give me an effort, but they give me they heart
Saw most of it sex, Castro in our jet
Don't remember her name like I'm supposed to forget
She an emotional wreck, self esteem real low
I move quick, set the mood real slow
And I don't bring 'em flowers no more
For having them on they knees on the powder room floor
(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)
Chillin' out in Switzerland with PYT's
If she 8 or above, then she VIP
21 and over, we don't do the tiger shit
I'm all about a cougar, always know what time it is
We can POF I don't Snapchat
Only use it for head, mami is a snapback
It's a new era, y'all do the same thing
From back when, shorty's used to wear the name rings
On the necklace, now she on my check list
Runnin' out of rubbers and fuck it, I'm gettin' reckless
Listen to every record so she already know
Get paid for after parties, so she part of the show
30's like me teens, 40's is my twenties
But I never let an orgy interfere with my money
Horny and I'm funny so we laugh in the foreign
Laugh to myself 'cause it's actually workin'
(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)
The dip dip, dirty derelict
Disease dick swingin'
Biggie big, rip the twat, rip the clit, king singin'
Hit the pretty pink skin 'til the stink thing stingin'
Quick to hit the thick chick, women hit
If she got a hairy pussy then I'mma treat her nice
Had more bullshit my life then Condoleeza Rice
Act up, my bitch got a bag like a Mack truck
How that fat fuck shack up and mack that slut
Like "oh my God Becky, look at that butt"
Talk jive, sleep in, eat, man tan shove
Rugged Man, America's number one bachelor
Or bust nuts, cumshots in 3D comin' at ya
Avoid sardine cans, only eat a bitch if the seafood sweet candy, like Swedish Fish
Hooker in the backseat, gobble ass, eat booty
Stink trash, heap, make the horse sweat ass beef
Make the bitch freak out, la freak by the band cheeks
Shove cock down her throat 'til the chick can't speak
S&M on the floor, torture me, sex orally
Rotten, despicable, filthy, deprived morally
(You're a dirty old man)
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a dirty old man)
That's facts they get it and come back
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
(You're a)
These lyrics are from the song "This Old Man" by The C.R.S. Players. The song talks about the life of a man who is a player and is sexually promiscuous. He is not loyal to his friends and family, hence calling it "T-Mobile", meaning he is always on the move. The man talks about how he only stays for one gig and size does not matter to him as long as they want something big. The man goes to strip clubs, Backpage, and other places to fulfill his thirst. He describes himself as a dirty old man and how he does not bring flowers to impress women anymore but instead has them on their knees on the powder room floor.
The lyrics portray the dark and depraved side of a man who is not faithful to anyone and treats women as objects. He considers himself a player and goes to extreme lengths to satisfy his desires without any regard for the women involved. The lyrics use language that objectifies women and promotes sex in a disrespectful way. The lyrics seem to criticize this type of behavior and show how destructive it can be not only for the individuals involved but for society as a whole.
Line by Line Meaning
I'm low around the way, change the posse global
I'm feeling down in my neighborhood, so I'm branching out to different areas
Fuck friends and fam we call it T-Mobile
I'm not loyal to anyone, just like mobile phone carriers aren't loyal to their customers
Except for this plan, I'm leavin' after one gig
I only stick around for one job, then I'm out
Size don't matter, because they want it big
It doesn't matter how big or small the job is, they want it done in a big way
Runnin' in they ribs and the Hennessey help
I work hard and drink Hennessey to help me cope with the pressure
Strip club, Backpage, and anything else
I'll perform anywhere, even seedy places like strip clubs and online classifieds
It get thirsty after 11:30
After a certain time of night, I crave something to quench my thirst
Half of these people dirty
Many of the people I deal with are shady or unethical
A path to arrivederci, my happen is meeting Gurley
I'm on my way out, and my next goal is to meet someone named Gurley
Then the misery starts
After I'm done with a job, I feel miserable
They won't give me an effort, but they give me they heart
People don't put in much effort when working with me, but they still give me their loyalty
Saw most of it sex, Castro in our jet
I've experienced a lot of sexual encounters, and once flew on a plane with Fidel Castro
Don't remember her name like I'm supposed to forget
I don't remember a woman's name, but I'm not supposed to forget about her
She an emotional wreck, self esteem real low
The woman I was with had emotional problems and low self-esteem
I move quick, set the mood real slow
I'm efficient in my work but take my time to set the proper atmosphere
And I don't bring 'em flowers no more
I've stopped bringing women flowers when I take them to the bathroom for sex
For having them on they knees on the powder room floor
I expect women to perform oral sex on their knees in the bathroom
(You're a dirty old man)
People think I'm a sleazy, older man
Ha ha, that's facts they get it and come back
People who know the truth about me keep coming back to work with me
(You can't keep your hands to yourself)
Other people criticize me for my inappropriate behavior around women
Chillin' out in Switzerland with PYT's
I'm relaxing in Switzerland with pretty young things
If she 8 or above, then she VIP
If a woman is attractive enough, I treat her like a VIP
21 and over, we don't do the tiger shit
I only associate with women who are mature enough to know what they want
I'm all about a cougar, always know what time it is
I prefer to be with older women, as they know what they want and are more experienced
We can POF I don't Snapchat
I'm willing to meet women on social media, but won't use Snapchat
Only use it for head, mami is a snapback
I only use my phone for certain purposes, and a woman is like a snapback hat to me
It's a new era, y'all do the same thing
I'm living in a new time, where everyone is doing the same thing
From back when, shorty's used to wear the name rings
I remember a time when women used to wear rings with their names on them
On the necklace, now she on my check list
Now, instead of rings on necklaces, I put women on my checklist
Runnin' out of rubbers and fuck it, I'm gettin' reckless
I'm running low on condoms, but I don't care and am getting more reckless with my sexual behavior
Listen to every record so she already know
I listen to everything a woman has to say, so I know exactly what she wants
Get paid for after parties, so she part of the show
Women I'm with at after-parties are considered part of the entertainment
30's like me teens, 40's is my twenties
Age doesn't matter to me, like it does for most people
But I never let an orgy interfere with my money
I prioritize my earnings over my sexual desires
Horny and I'm funny so we laugh in the foreign
I'm always in the mood for sex and like to joke around during it
Laugh to myself 'cause it's actually workin'
I find it amusing that my sexual behavior is successful
The dip dip, dirty derelict
I'm a sleazy and low-class individual
Disease dick swingin'
I have a reputation for being promiscuous and having unprotected sex
Biggie big, rip the twat, rip the clit, king singin'
I'm bragging about my sexual prowess and ability to pleasure women
Hit the pretty pink skin 'til the stink thing stingin'
I continue to have sex until it is painful for the woman
Quick to hit the thick chick, women hit
I quickly approach and engage with attractive, thick women
If she got a hairy pussy then I'mma treat her nice
I don't discriminate based on women's pubic hair and am still willing to treat her well
Had more bullshit my life then Condoleeza Rice
I've experienced more nonsense in my life than even a powerful figure like Condoleeza Rice
Act up, my bitch got a bag like a Mack truck
If someone tries to cause trouble, my woman can handle it like a truck driver
How that fat fuck shack up and mack that slut
I'm amazed at how a large and unattractive person can still have sexual success
Like "oh my God Becky, look at that butt"
I'm easily distracted by attractive physical features
Talk jive, sleep in, eat, man tan shove
I speak in slang, sleep in, eat a lot, and spend time in the sun to maintain my looks
Rugged Man, America's number one bachelor
I consider myself the top bachelor in America for all of my sexual success
Or bust nuts, cumshots in 3D comin' at ya
I enjoy ejaculating and consider it to be a 3D experience for the person experiencing it
Avoid sardine cans, only eat a bitch if the seafood sweet candy, like Swedish Fish
I only eat food if it's high-quality and tasty, and the same goes for the women I sleep with
Hooker in the backseat, gobble ass, eat booty
I have sex with a prostitute in the backseat of a car and engage in analingus
Stink trash, heap, make the horse sweat ass beef
I'm fine with engaging in dirty sexual acts
Make the bitch freak out, la freak by the band cheeks
I like to surprise women and make them become wild and uninhibited during sex
Shove cock down her throat 'til the chick can't speak
I'm willing to engage in sexual acts that are extreme and may be uncomfortable or painful for the woman
S&M on the floor, torture me, sex orally
I enjoy BDSM and oral sex
Rotten, despicable, filthy, deprived morally
I am a terrible, immoral person with disgusting sexual practices
(You're a)
People are disgusted and repulsed by my behavior
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Written by: R.A. Thorburn
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