Merry Christmas from the Family
The Chicks Lyrics

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party, both my mother and father consumed too much alcohol and were inebriated

We were drinkin' champagne punch and home-made eggnog
The beverages served at the party were a mixture of champagne punch and homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend
My younger sibling brought their significant other to the celebration

He was a Mexican
The individual my sibling brought was of Mexican decent

We didn't know what to think of him
The attendees at the party were uncertain of what to make of my sibling's significant other, presumably due to their ethnicity

Till he sang 'Feliz Navidad'
However, once he sang 'Feliz Navidad', a Spanish Christmas song, everyone became more comfortable and accepting of his presence

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
My Brother, Ken, arrived at the party with his children

The three from his first wife, Lynn
He had three children from his previous marriage to a woman named Lynn

And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary-Nell
And he had two identical twin children from his current wife, Mary-Nell

He also brought his third wife, Kay
Ken has been married three times and his third wife, Kay, was also present at the party

Who talks all about AA
Kay freely discussed her involvement in Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) with the other guests

Chainsmokin', while the stereo plays
As the party continued, Kay chain-smoked cigarettes and songs played through the stereo system

Noel Noel, The First Noel
One of the Christmas songs played was 'The First Noel', wherein the chorus uses the word 'noel'

Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
In the midst of the party, we carved the turkey and turned on the television to enjoy a Christmas day football game

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Once the eggnog ran out, we switched to mixing margaritas to continue the festivities

Send somebody to the QuikPac store
We needed more supplies, so someone was sent to the nearby QuikPac store

We need some ice and an extension cord
Specifically, we required an extension cord and a bag of ice

A can of bean dip and some some Diet Rites
We also needed a can of bean dip and some Diet Rite soda

A box of tampons and some Marlboro lights
Additionally, we required a box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights cigarettes

Hallelujah, everybody say, 'cheese!'
In good spirits, we gathered together and shouted 'cheese!' for a group photo

Merry Christmas from the family
Overall, despite the chaos and unconventional moments, we wished each other a Merry Christmas as a family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlejin
Two individuals named Fred and Rita made the drive from Harlejin to attend the party

I can't remember how I'm kin to them
Unfortunately, I was unsure of my relation to them

But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
At some point, Fred and Rita attempted to plug in their motorhome to an outlet

They blew our Christmas lights
However, in doing so, they ended up tripping the breaker and the Christmas lights went out

Cousin David knew just what went wrong
Luckily, my cousin David was knowledgeable on the electrical issue and was able to quickly fix things

So we all waited out on our front lawn
While David resolved the problem, the rest of us gathered outside on the lawn and chatted

He threw the breaker
David fixed the situation by simply flipping the circuit breaker switch

And the lights came on
Once the breaker was flipped, the Christmas lights illuminated once again

And we sang 'Silent Night'
To celebrate the restoration of our beloved Christmas lights, we all sang 'Silent Night'

Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
After the incident with the motorhome, we decided to switch from margaritas to Bloody Marys

Send somebody to the Stop N' Go
We needed to make another trip to the store, this time to the Stop N' Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow
Our list of needed items included celery and some artificial snow

A bag of corn-nuts and some Diet Sprites
Additionally, we required a bag of corn-nuts and some Diet Sprite soda

A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
And once more, we needed a box of tampons and some Salem Lights cigarettes

Hallelujah, everybody say, 'cheese!'
We once again gathered together for a group photo, shouting 'cheese!'

Merry Christmas from the family
And again, we wished each other a Merry Christmas as a family, despite the various oddities of the day

Feliz Navidad
Once more, we close with a shout of 'Feliz Navidad', bridging the divide between various races, cultures, and ethnicities in celebration of this special time of year