Johnny McEldoo
The Clancy Brothers And Tommy Makem Lyrics


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There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack

Johnny McEldoo turned as blue as a Jew
And a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
He ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
For everything we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot but he still stood the test

He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire

He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
And to finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
He threw an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, peeled his skin off his chin
And eruptions did begin and we all fought and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a dive for us all to march away




We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day

Overall Meaning

The Clancy Brothers And Tommy Makem's song Johnny McEldoo tells the story of a wild day out with friends. Johnny McEldoo, McGee, and the singer go out drinking and eating at various establishments, including McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's, and Swan's. They order large amounts of food and drink, but Johnny McEldoo surprises them all by consuming an incredible amount of each. He eats everything the group brings to the table, including tripe and lard, and orders even more. When the bill comes, Johnny McEldoo becomes enraged and starts a fight with the shopkeeper. This escalates into a brawl that ends with the arrival of the police.


The song is a humorous representation of the excessive behavior that sometimes comes with a night out. The lyrics showcase the gluttony and recklessness that can accompany drinking and socializing. The character of Johnny McEldoo is larger than life, almost to a cartoonish extent. The song's tone is jovial and light-hearted, despite the violent ending.


Line by Line Meaning

There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
The singer, Johnny McEldoo, and McGee went out together


And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
Two or three more people joined them for a day of drinking and partying


We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
They had some money to spend, and they knew how to spend it


And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
They drank a lot of beer and whiskey and were happy about it


We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
They went to several different bars and pubs


We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
They went to a place called Swan's to get some food


We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
They ordered a lot of food because they were hungry


And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack
They ate quickly but still felt sluggish


Johnny McEldoo turned red, white and blue
Johnny McEldoo's face changed color from eating a lot of food


As a plate of Irish stew he soon put out of sight
He quickly finished a plate of Irish stew


He shouted out 'Encore!' with a roar for some more
He asked for more food


That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
He had never been so hungry before


We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
They ordered a lot of different kinds of food


But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
They tried to make him eat more, but he couldn't fit any more food in his stomach


For everything we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
He could eat anything, whether it was hot or cold


He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
He ate a lot of tripe and lard and they were worried about how much he could eat


We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
They were worried about how much the bill would be


We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
They asked the waiter to lower the bill, but he refused


Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
The waiter said they had to pay twice as much again before Johnny was done eating


He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
Johnny almost finished a whole trough of broth, according to McGragh


'He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in'
McGragh said Johnny would eat anything, even the tablecloth, if they didn't stop him


When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
When they got the bill, Johnny felt very important


He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire
Johnny got angry and started shouting and hitting things


He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
Johnny started using bad language and getting upset


To finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
Johnny accused the shopkeeper of lying


The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
The shopkeeper threw them out and hit Johnny


McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
The shopkeeper kicked Johnny like a football


Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
The shopkeeper tore Johnny's clothes and broke his nose


He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
The shopkeeper could have killed Johnny with only a few punches


Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Johnny started howling and growling


Through an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
Johnny threw an empty bowl at the shopkeeper's head


It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
The bowl hit someone named Mickey Flynn and cut him


An erection did begin and we all fought and bled
A fight started, and they all got hurt


The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
The police arrived


At us they made a dive for us all to march away
The police came after them and told them to leave


We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
They paid for all the food they ate and left


And went home to ruminate on the spree that day
They went home to think about the day they had




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Liam Clancy, Pat Clancy, Tom Clancy, Tommy Makem

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