Dr. Fucker M.D.
The Cramps Lyrics


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Baby iron cross my heart
You know I hope to die
If I ain't off the chart
From your normal average guy
Like some mad nitro meth kinda psychopath
I gotta laugh at death's
Meanass deadly wrath calling Dr fcker
Calling Dr fcker rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr fcker calling Dr fcker
Rock'n'roll MD they call me Dr fcker
You might feel a little pinch
It's a diesel mothertrucker
Solid gold lead pipe cinch
Eyes as green as gooseshit
Squirtin' acid from my tongue
I run with all the whozit's
And my mainspring's done been sprung
Calling Dr fcker calling Dr fcker
Rock'n'roll emergency calling Dr fcker
Calling Dr fcker rock'n'roll MD
Nitro-methane brainbats
Got their fangs in my vein
But medicine for acrobats
Alleviates the pain
Got to oversize sparkplugs
And a gover-mental warning
Take two weeks worth of drugs
And call me in the morning calling Dr fcker
Calling Dr fcker rock'n'roll emergency
Calling Dr fcker calling Dr fcker
Rock'n'roll MD

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Cramps' song "Dr. Fucker M.D." are filled with tongue-in-cheek humor and a rebellious attitude. The song uses provocative and offensive language to create a satirical portrayal of a rock 'n' roll doctor. The singer claims to be an eccentric, dangerous, and unconventional figure in the medical world. The use of terms like "nitro meth kinda psychopath" and "squirtin' acid from my tongue" suggests a wild and unpredictable nature.


The chorus, "Calling Dr. Fucker, rock 'n' roll emergency," highlights the rebellious and uninhibited nature of rock 'n' roll. The song seems to satirize the notion of a doctor with unconventional methods, one who defies the normal standards and expectations. The lyrics exaggerate the character's audacity and confidence, claiming to be the go-to person for all rock 'n' roll ailments.


Overall, the lyrics can be interpreted as a cheeky commentary on the glorification of rock 'n' roll rebellion and the idea of idolizing bold and audacious figures, even in the medical world.


Line by Line Meaning

Baby iron cross my heart
I promise with all my heart


You know I hope to die
I am absolutely serious


If I ain't off the chart
If I am not extremely exceptional


From your normal average guy
Compared to ordinary people


Like some mad nitro meth kinda psychopath
Similar to a crazy and intense person


I gotta laugh at death's meanass deadly wrath
I find humor in the danger and seriousness of death


calling Dr fcker
Seeking the assistance of Dr. Fucker


Calling Dr fcker rock'n'roll emergency
In desperate need of Dr. Fucker's help in the realm of rock'n'roll


Calling Dr fcker calling Dr fcker
Repeatedly requesting Dr. Fucker's presence


Rock'n'roll MD
A doctor specialized in rock'n'roll


they call me Dr fcker
I am known and addressed as Dr. Fucker


You might feel a little pinch
You may experience a slight discomfort


It's a diesel mothertrucker
It is a strong and powerful sensation


Solid gold lead pipe cinch
An absolute certainty or guarantee


Eyes as green as gooseshit
Having eyes that are unusually green


Squirtin' acid from my tongue
Speaking sharply and critically


I run with all the whozit's
I associate with important and influential people


And my mainspring's done been sprung
I am full of energy and enthusiasm


Nitro-methane brainbats
Thoughts and ideas that are explosive and intense


Got their fangs in my vein
They have a strong hold on my mind and thoughts


But medicine for acrobats
A remedy for those who live a daring and risky lifestyle


Alleviates the pain
Relieves the suffering


Got to oversize sparkplugs
I need extra stimulation


And a gover-mental warning
Accompanied by a caution from the government


Take two weeks worth of drugs
Consume a large quantity of medication for an extended period


And call me in the morning calling Dr fcker
Contact Dr. Fucker for further instructions after following the medication regimen


Calling Dr fcker rock'n'roll emergency
An urgent situation related to rock'n'roll requiring Dr. Fucker's immediate attention


Calling Dr fcker calling Dr fcker
Persistently calling for Dr. Fucker's assistance


Rock'n'roll MD
A doctor specialized in rock'n'roll




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Written by: Ivy Rorschach, Lux Interior

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