The Biggest Whatever
The Dillards Lyrics


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It got Old Joe Wiggins while returnin' a glance
Out to Bessiemae Hootin pa's place.
About a mile out of town on the West Plains Road,
He disappeared without a trace.

They discovered his teeth, when the County Police
Made an investigation of the case,
And Cousin Belle Simmons said that Sheriff Cartwright
Had the strangest look on his face.

It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.
It was covered with fur and come a-rollin' in from Arkansas.
It was 40 feet high, a gleam in its eye,
And a picturfull patch on its craw.
It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.

I saw old man Huntsel, who's a hundred and four,
Yesterday at Ida Jaffet's house.
He said it's much bigger now than when it carried off my cow,
But it's not enough to worry about.

He said, "Back before the war there were a whole lot more,
But they never came this far south.
He said, "I don't mind seein' one from time to time,
But I hope it's not its regular route.

It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.
It was covered with fur and come a-rollin' in from Arkansas.
It was 40 feet high, a gleam in its eye,




And a picturfull patch on its craw.
It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.

Overall Meaning

The Dillards' "The Biggest Whatever" narrates the story of Old Joe Wiggins, who went missing while checking out Bessiemae Hootin pa's place on the West Plains Road. When the police investigated, they found only his teeth. The family and friends of Old Joe speculate that it must have been the biggest creature ever seen that took him. It was said to come from Arkansas, had fur, was 40 feet high, had a colorful patch on its craw, and a gleam in its eye. The song narrates the disbelief and awe of those who heard about it, including old man Huntsel, who remembers a time before the war when there were more of these creatures, but they never came this far south.


The Dillards' "The Biggest Whatever" is a comical story song that takes the listener on a journey of imagination and disbelief. It plays with the idea of urban myths and legends and the exaggeration that can occur when stories are passed down. The song is a commentary on the human condition of not quite believing what one hears but being fascinated nonetheless. It also shows how stories and myths are a part of human culture and how they can make one feel a part of something bigger.


Line by Line Meaning

It got Old Joe Wiggins while returnin' a glance
Old Joe Wiggins was taken captive while he was looking back


Out to Bessiemae Hootin pa's place.
Old Joe Wiggins got taken near Bessiemae Hootin's father's property


About a mile out of town on the West Plains Road,
The place where Old Joe Wiggins disappeared was about a mile outside of town on the West Plains Road


He disappeared without a trace.
Old Joe Wiggins vanished mysteriously without leaving any trace behind


They discovered his teeth, when the County Police
The only thing found by the County Police were Old Joe Wiggins teeth


Made an investigation of the case,
The County Police carried out an investigation about Old Joe Wiggins disappearance


And Cousin Belle Simmons said that Sheriff Cartwright
According to Cousin Belle Simmons, Sheriff Cartwright had a strange look on his face


Had the strangest look on his face.
Sheriff Cartwright was looking very odd and strange which was noted by his appearance


It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.
The mysterious creature was the largest thing that anybody ever saw, and nobody understands what it is


It was covered with fur and come a-rollin' in from Arkansas.
The creature was covered in fur and came rolling in from Arkansas


It was 40 feet high, a gleam in its eye,
The creature was about 40 feet high and had a bright shine in its eye


And a picturfull patch on its craw.
The creature's craw had a picturesque patch on it


I saw old man Huntsel, who's a hundred and four,
The person narrating saw an old man named Huntsel, who is a hundred and four years old


Yesterday at Ida Jaffet's house.
The singer met old man Huntsel at Ida Jaffet's house yesterday


He said it's much bigger now than when it carried off my cow,
According to Huntsel, the creature is now much larger than the time when it took away his cow


But it's not enough to worry about.
Huntsel doesn't find it troublesome enough to worry about the creature


He said, "Back before the war there were a whole lot more,
According to Huntsel, there were plenty of these creatures before the war


But they never came this far south.
However, these creatures never came this far south


He said, "I don't mind seein' one from time to time,
Huntsel doesn't mind seeing one of these creatures from time to time


But I hope it's not its regular route.
He hopes that the creature doesn't follow a regular route that passes through their area


It was the biggest whatever that anybody ever saw.
Yet again, the creature was the largest thing that anybody ever saw, and nobody has an idea of what it is or where it comes from


It was covered with fur and come a-rollin' in from Arkansas.
Once again, the creature was covered in fur and came rolling in from Arkansas


It was 40 feet high, a gleam in its eye,
Once again, the creature was about 40 feet high and had a bright shine in its eye


And a picturfull patch on its craw.
Once again, the creature's craw had a picturesque patch on it




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