Champagne
The Diplomat Lyrics

Ether boy
The Diplomat's nickname which he uses to start the song

Hey, how we ball in the club I know you hate it
The Diplomat knows that people envy his lifestyle, especially how he enjoys himself in the club

Mami dancin' on the floor I like she naked
The Diplomat enjoys watching women dance on the club floor, and doesn't mind if they aren't wearing much clothing

When she laid up wit chu I know she fake it
The Diplomat is aware that when women are with their boyfriends, they pretend to be faithful, but he knows most of them are lying

All the girls give it to me
The Diplomat is very attractive to women, and they are willing to offer him sexual favors

I ain't gotta take it
The Diplomat doesn't feel pressured to accept these offers if he doesn't want to

Oh, pop champagne
The Diplomat wants to celebrate his lifestyle by popping bottles of champagne

Ohh, pop champagne
The Diplomat repeats his desire to pop champagne

Ohh, we pop champagne
The Diplomat emphasizes that he is not alone in his desire to pop champagne

We need more bottles tell ma hurry up
The Diplomat wants more champagne, so he tells someone to hurry up and bring it to him

Tell 'em Ron Browz here, hottest in America
The Diplomat brags that he is with Ron Browz, who is a famous producer and rapper and implies that this makes him important

Gimme 16 bars and you know I'll tear it up
The Diplomat is a rapper himself, and he boasts that he can perform a great 16-bar verse

Know it's me when you see the spur in ya area
The Diplomat has a unique car and implies people know when he's around because of it

And she call me all night cause you can't get it up
The Diplomat insinuates that women call him when they aren't satisfied with their boyfriends' sexual performance

On my neck, on my wrist
The Diplomat wears expensive jewelry

Everything is blitted up
The Diplomat's jewelry is covered in diamonds, making it very flashy

Drinkin' bottles of that Clique till I spit it up
The Diplomat drinks expensive champagne until he has to spit it out

Only gettin' one life so you gotta live it up
The Diplomat believes that people should enjoy their life to the fullest because it is short

If you in the things I'm in
The Diplomat suggests that people should join him in enjoying his lifestyle

Shawty we can be friends, hey
The Diplomat offers to be friends with anyone who wants to enjoy his lifestyle with him

But right now
The Diplomat shifts his focus to the present moment

I wanna see you dance see you dance
The Diplomat is enjoying watching women dance and wants to see more of it

When I go to the deala you know I cop that
The Diplomat brags that when he goes to the car dealer, he buys the newest and most expensive cars

Brand new Rolly and the roof drop back
The Diplomat bought a new Rolex watch and has a car with a retractable roof

Came through Harlem like the roof top back
The Diplomat and his friends cruised through Harlem with the roof down on his car

Money in the bank man you know I stop that, stop that stop that
The Diplomat has a lot of money in the bank and likes to save it

Now we trya get up in the club
The Diplomat wants to enter the club he is currently outside of

Tryna tell me no cus we rollin' wit the thugs, got money bitch
The Diplomat is suggesting that because he has dangerous friends and a lot of money, the club bouncers should let him in

So I flash a couple a dollars
The Diplomat shows the club bouncers some money to encourage them to let him in

Tell 'em we only want tables and we buyin' out da bottles
The Diplomat wants to buy all the bottles of champagne and get a good table for him and his friends

But cha'll know the order
The Diplomat knows what he likes and is implying that the wait staff should too

Tell 'em 10 roses and a few cold waters, right
The Diplomat wants ten bottles of rose champagne and some water to keep his group hydrated

Trolly trone and a couple of lemons, let's go
The Diplomat wants to make a drink with trolly (unclear what that is) and lemon slices

Ten thousand dollas stuffed up in my denims, what else?
The Diplomat has $10,000 in cash in his jeans and is asking what else is there to say?

Standin' on couches
The Diplomat and his friends are standing on the club's couches

Couple of women's, ay baby
The Diplomat and his friends are surrounded by attractive women

We was ballin' hard
The Diplomat and his friends were having a lot of fun partying

It was just the 9th innin', it's early
The Diplomat is implying that the night is still young and he and his friends want to keep the party going

And your friends could meet my friends, what else?
The Diplomat offers to introduce his friends to anyone else's friends

We could do this on a weekend, on a weekday
The Diplomat wants to party and enjoy life any day of the week

We could do this on the freeway
The Diplomat is suggesting that they could party and drive on the freeway

Get it in the freak way
The Diplomat suggests that they could engage in sexual activities in a wild and crazy way

Shit, we could get it on three ways
The Diplomat suggests they could have a threesome

Blackberry two ways
The Diplomat has two Blackberry phones

Souped up cars on the through way, yup
The Diplomat and his friends have fancy and expensive cars on the freeway

We superstars, no Lupe
The Diplomat and his friends are famous and important, even more so than rapper Lupe Fiasco

We could do this like a duet
The Diplomat suggests they party and have fun together as if they were in a duet

Ya'll be the singers I'm the mic
The Diplomat sees himself as the center of attention and his friends as the supporting singers

Let me deal it nice
The Diplomat wants to handle the situation and make sure it goes smoothly

This was in the car
The Diplomat seems to be reflecting on his lifestyle while he is in a car

While I was stoppin' at the light
The Diplomat was stopped at a traffic light when he was having these thoughts

Baby I wanna see you work
The Diplomat wants to watch women dance and have a good time

See you dance
The Diplomat emphasizes his desire to watch women dance

Without no shirt, no
The Diplomat wouldn't mind if women weren't wearing shirts while dancing

Without those pants
The Diplomat wouldn't mind if women weren't wearing pants either while dancing

Pop champagne
The Diplomat repeats his desire to celebrate by popping bottles of champagne

Ain't a damn thing change
The Diplomat implies that nothing has changed about his lifestyle, and he still has a lot of money and likes to party

Spray it in the air
The Diplomat wants to spray champagne into the air as a way to celebrate

Make it champagne rain, ha
The Diplomat wants the champagne to rain down like a shower

Buckets of ice
The Diplomat wants buckets of ice to keep the champagne cold

Keep the champagne cool, cool
The Diplomat repeats that he wants the champagne to be kept cold

Mommy got a body
The Diplomat is noticing that some of the women dancing have nice bodies

See that damn thing move
The Diplomat is impressed by how the women's bodies move while they dance

But, it's no sex in the champagne room
The Diplomat is referring to a popular strip club rule that there is no sex allowed in the private rooms where people drink champagne

Says who?
The Diplomat questions the rule and implies that he doesn't follow it

Baby I brake all rules, yea
The Diplomat suggests that he doesn't follow many rules, including the one about sex in champagne rooms

Bring it here
The Diplomat is suggesting that a woman come closer to him

And I brake off you
The Diplomat wants to engage in sexual activities with the woman and implies that he can please her

She see me in VIP
The Diplomat is in the VIP section of the club

I wanna brake on crew
The Diplomat wants to have sex with one of the women he sees in the VIP section

(Face it)
The Diplomat emphasizes that the women should accept his advances

When she wit you she lyin'
The Diplomat believes that women are dishonest when they are with their boyfriends

You bet she fake it
The Diplomat thinks that women pretend to be happy with their boyfriends when they are really not

When she wit me
The Diplomat suggests that women are happy and genuine when they are with him

She like it
The Diplomat implies that women enjoy being around him and engaging in sexual activities with him

She never fake it
The Diplomat thinks that women are genuine when they are with him and don't pretend to be someone else

I wanna see you dance, see you dance
The Diplomat repeats his desire to watch women dance