The Gardener
The Dresden Dolls Lyrics


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Sorry for swipe off
But you know they'll hunt you down
Drop every box and step back
The spring might come out

My little miss cotton
You're quite the stubborn kind
If we cant make it work
We will take it out in blood

[Chorus]
We'll make a man out of you yet
We will cram brambles in your bed
Just close your eyes and count to ten
This is as good as it will get

And it's a little mellow whipping
A flutter to your knees
They hung two things before me
Oh the possibilities

Thank you for the warning
But I still see inside
A little global warming
Never hurt no one

[Chorus]

Don't rest my little flower
You're getting put to use
You've always been a failure
But now you're bearing strange new fruit of hell
The insides are all useless
But the rest is fertile still
I'll take the belt from off the hook
And watch the garden grow

We'll make a man out of you yet
You won't know what will hit you next
The gardener's coming to collect
You wanted love that's what you'll get
The gardener's coming to collect
The gardener's coming to collect




The gardener's coming to collect
The gardener's coming to collect

Overall Meaning

The Dresden Dolls' "The Gardener" is a haunting and disturbing song about a relationship gone wrong. The lyrics describe a sadistic gardener who takes pleasure in hurting and controlling his partner. The opening lines "Sorry for swipe off, But you know they'll hunt you down, Drop every box and step back, The spring might come out," suggest a sense of danger and urgency, as the singer warns their partner to be careful or risk serious consequences.


The next verse suggests that the partner, referred to as "my little miss cotton," is stubborn and resistant to the relationship. The gardener warns that if they can't make it work, they will resort to violence. The chorus promises to "make a man out of you yet," implying a desire to strip away the partner's identity and replace it with something more compliant. The reference to "cramming brambles in your bed" suggests a desire to inflict pain and discomfort.


The final verse suggests that the partner is being used for some sort of twisted experiment. The "strange new fruit of hell" that they are bearing implies that they are being forced to produce something, possibly against their will. The final repetition of "the gardener's coming to collect" suggests that the partner is ultimately going to be punished for their resistance.


Line by Line Meaning

Sorry for swipe off
Apologies for taking something quickly without permission


But you know they'll hunt you down
Consequences will follow for taking something without permission


Drop every box and step back
Abandon everything and retreat


The spring might come out
Dangerous consequences may result


My little miss cotton
Term of endearment for a loved one


You're quite the stubborn kind
You are a determined person


If we cant make it work
If we can't find a solution


We will take it out in blood
We will resort to violent measures


[Chorus]
Refrain


We'll make a man out of you yet
We will make you stronger and more resilient


We will cram brambles in your bed
We will subject you to discomfort and pain


Just close your eyes and count to ten
Try to relax and endure the pain


This is as good as it will get
This is the best we can do


And it's a little mellow whipping
Punishment will be emotionally painful


A flutter to your knees
You will be weakened and humbled


They hung two things before me
Two possibilities are presented


Oh the possibilities
The potential outcomes are exciting and uncertain


Thank you for the warning
Gratitude for information provided


But I still see inside
I am aware of the truth


A little global warming
Small amounts of heating up can be positive


Never hurt no one
It has not caused harm


Don't rest my little flower
Continue to work and produce


You're getting put to use
You are being utilized


You've always been a failure
You have not been successful in the past


But now you're bearing strange new fruit of hell
But now you are producing unusual and possibly dangerous results


The insides are all useless
The internal parts have no value


But the rest is fertile still
The rest is still useful for growth


I'll take the belt from off the hook
I will use physical punishment to control you


And watch the garden grow
And observe the results of my actions


The gardener's coming to collect
The person in charge of the garden is coming to inspect and take what is due


You wanted love that's what you'll get
You desired attention, and now you will receive it in a negative way




Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Amanda Palmer

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