Blunt the Knives
The Dwarf Cast Lyrics

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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Dina I

Just realized that being an adult is when all you can do in this scene is feel really bad for Bilbo and share his worry over the plates and knives.


I’m 15 and share that worry

Lewis M. Weir

Yeah but at the end he got a chest full of gold so there is that


Oh I'm only 13 and I feel the same


I'd be more concerned about the ruined plumbing in all honesty...

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Everyone says that Ori is so polite, let's don't forget about Fili, who volunteered to take care Ori's plate. Ok, he almost knocked out Gandalf with it, but who needs wizards anyway


@Diablos oh dear dear, do you believe those Rohan and Gondor's fake news? Open your eyes dude


@추민찬 I mean yeah, but call me crazy, because I don't remember them selling out the rest of Middle-Earth.


@Diablos No, he's most wise one and chairman of White council. How about those two blue guys? We can't even remember their names


@추민찬 At least let it be Saruman

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