Blunt the Knives
The Dwarf Cast Lyrics


Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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Mr. Floyd

I like to think that this is what the jocks sing in the locker room while picking on someone

SUPEROLIPRO

Mr. Floyd lol.

Knight's Games

Whoever disliked this was named Bilbo Baggins

SUPEROLIPRO

Knight's Games Yep.

mets2128

Ooh ya hear that lads. He says we’ll blunt the knives

Jason Petrovich

Cut the cloth, tread the fat

Mr. A-List

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Jason Petrovich

CHIP THE GLASSES AND CRACK THE PLATES

Graviton

Smash the Bottles and burn the corks

SUPEROLIPRO

* Blunt the knifes intensifies *

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