Radio UNIX USA
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Wish I was a man like you
I wish I could look so bad
As you sing all your hit songs
′Bout all the sex you never had
Your riffs are so mean and professionally clean

I'm impressed with all your pre-teen groupies
And how you really know how to rock
I′m impressed with all the money you made
Sucking record executives' backs
Your riffs are so mean and professionally clean
So tight-assed controlled are your five minute solos

But you got
No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls
No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls

Well the lame fuck rule the airwaves
Spouting bullshit everywhere
Screaming 'Rock′n′Roll will never die'
Big deal! Who fucking cares?

The laser light show is so intense, oh don′t you know
Does my blow-dyed hair look O.K.?
Can we play some of our own songs?
Please love us Mister Talent Scout
We'll rock out all night long

The laser light show is so intense, oh don′t you know
So tight-assed controlled, it's kick-ass Rock′n'Roll
But you got
No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls
No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls

'I am a real pro musican man
Been one twenty years past




Spent fifteen backing Nugent′
Oh, blow it out your ass!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of The F.U.'S's song "Radio Unix USA" sarcastically mock the commercialization and artificiality of the music industry. The singer expresses a desire to be like the typical "rockstar" figure, someone who looks tough and sings about sexual experiences they may not have actually had. The singer acknowledges the technical skill and professionalism of these artists, highlighting their mean riffs and clean solos, but also criticizes them for being controlled and lacking authenticity.


The lyrics also criticize the dominance of mainstream radio, where artists who conform to the industry's standards rule the airwaves. The singer dismissively remarks on the constant spouting of clichés like "Rock 'n' Roll will never die," questioning the importance and relevance of such statements.


In the second part of the song, the sarcastic tone continues as the singer comments on the superficial aspects of the music scene. They mention the intense laser light shows and the obsession with appearance, asking if their own blow-dyed hair looks okay. They sarcastically plea to be recognized by a talent scout and express a willingness to play their own songs instead of simply imitating others.


Finally, the lyrics sarcastically respond to someone claiming to be a seasoned musician by dismissing their past experiences and telling them to "blow it out your ass," implying that those credentials don't carry much weight in the singer's eyes.


Overall, "Radio Unix USA" presents a critical perspective on the commercialized music industry, poking fun at the artificiality and conformity prevalent within it.


Line by Line Meaning

Wish I was a man like you
I wish I had the confidence and swagger that you portray


I wish I could look so bad
I wish I had the edgy appearance and rebellious image like you


As you sing all your hit songs
As you perform your popular songs that are loved by many


′Bout all the sex you never had
About the supposed sexual encounters you boast about, but likely never experienced


Your riffs are so mean and professionally clean
Your guitar melodies are aggressive and expertly executed


I'm impressed with all your pre-teen groupies
I'm amazed by the young fans who idolize you


And how you really know how to rock
And how you demonstrate great skill in performing rock music


I′m impressed with all the money you made
I'm amazed by the wealth you have accumulated


Sucking record executives' backs
By pleasing record company executives to gain financial success


So tight-assed controlled are your five minute solos
Your guitar solos are meticulously crafted and flawlessly executed


But you got No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls No balls no balls no balls no balls no balls
However, you lack the genuine passion and authenticity in your music


Well the lame fuck rule the airwaves
The uninspiring and mediocre artists dominate the radio


Spouting bullshit everywhere
Expressing meaningless and empty words everywhere


Screaming 'Rock′n′Roll will never die'
Shouting the clichéd statement that rock music will always remain relevant


Big deal! Who fucking cares?
It's not a significant or important claim, and nobody really cares


The laser light show is so intense, oh don′t you know
The extravagant visual display during performances is impressive and captivating


Does my blow-dyed hair look O.K.?
Is my artificially styled and colored hair acceptable in appearance?


Can we play some of our own songs?
Can we have an opportunity to showcase our original compositions?


Please love us Mister Talent Scout
We seek your approval and admiration, respected music industry representative


We'll rock out all night long
We will energetically perform rock music for the entire evening


So tight-assed controlled, it's kick-ass Rock′n'Roll
Our music is tightly executed and has a strong impact as authentic rock music


'I am a real pro musican man
'I consider myself a professional musician


Been one twenty years past
I have been in this profession for twenty years


Spent fifteen backing Nugent′
I have spent fifteen years supporting and playing alongside Nugent


Oh, blow it out your ass!
Disregard and reject your claims with contempt!




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Comments from YouTube:

@rathsabbath389

Clearly a skilled bassist based on the intro

@gregoryhauserman5927

What's 'based' mean exactly?

@domswift7492

@Gregory Hauserman He was sarcastically saying the bassist is ass

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