More Money For You And Me
The Four Preps Lyrics

First we have the Fleetwoods, a very successful group
The Fleetwoods are famous in the music industry, so let's utilize their fame to entertain our troops in Alaska.

When they start in a-singin' and puttin' on their show The temperature around them will be forty-five below
Once the Fleetwoods arrive in Alaska to entertain the troops, it will be very cold, around 45 degrees below zero.

Next the Hollywood Argyles, a mighty nice group of kids We'd like to send them roving on a downhill pair of skids
Next, let's send the Hollywood Argyles, who we think are cool kids, on a skiing trip down a slope.

There's a group that we heard of that's-a awful hip Alley Oop-oop, oop, oop-oop We'd kinda like to send them on a little trip Alley Oop-oop, oop, oop-oop Where they oughta go we cannot tell Alley Oop-oop, oop, oop-oop But it's awful hot, and it rhymes with swell California?
There is a very popular and stylish group we heard of called The Alley Oop's. We think they would go splendidly on a trip somewhere that we can't name, but it should be hot and rhymes with swell, maybe California?

And while they're down there working, they won't be all alone They'll run into another group that's even hot back home
While in California, The Alley Oop's will meet another famous group from their home state who are just as popular as they are.

They asked me how I knew Our career was through Oh, woah, I of course reply Something here inside Cannot be denied Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-wah Smoke gets in your... eyes...
Our music career is over, but we really don't know why. We're saddened by it, but it's just a fact that we have to accept. It's like smoke getting in your eyes, you can't escape it.

Next we have the Freshmen A group that rates a cheer Of course, they've been Four Freshmen For almost twenty years
Now, let's move on to the group, The Freshmen, who have been famous for almost 20 years.

It isn't that they're stupid Well, a little may be so They can't afford to graduate They're making too much dough
It's not that The Freshmen are unintelligent, it's just that they're too successful and making too much money that they cannot afford to finish their education.

In this whole wide world Is there nowhere to send them? Is there no one place We can tell them to go?
We're out of ideas of where to send The Freshmen, is there no one or no place that could benefit from them?

Sailing, sailing, over the water blue Hail to the Kingston Trio, Cuba's calling you-ou-ou-ou...
Let's send the Kingston Trio, who we admire, to Cuba to perform for the locals.

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song It takes a worried man to sing a worried song It takes a worried man to sing a worried song I'm-a worried now, but I won't be worried long
This verse repeats the phrase ‘It takes a worried man to sing a worried song’, emphasizing that sometimes you have to experience stress or worry to create something meaningful. Although they may be anxious, they will eventually overcome it.

We got the Kingston Trio some work on Cuba's shores They hung around Havana to do a few encores Castro said 'I like 'em. Let's hang 'em up some more.' Now he has all three hangin' permanently
The Kingston Trio performed many successful encores while in Havana, but Fidel Castro liked them so much that he had them imprisoned and later executed by hanging.

Dion and the Belmonts are driving us to tears Let's send them up the river for about a thousand years
The music from Dion and the Belmonts is making us miserable, so let's send them to prison for a very long time.

While the kids are watching Dion singing about the stars The Belmonts are out in the parking lot stealing hubcaps off of cars
While Dion is on stage entertaining the audience about the stars, the rest of the group is stealing hubcaps in the parking lot.

Each time I steal a hubcap it almost breaks my heart Why do I steal hubcaps, why did I have to start? Each night I ask the stars without fail Why must I be a teenager in jail?
The Belmonts, who have been stealing hubcaps, are heartbroken by their actions and wish they weren't stuck in prison. They keep asking themselves why they ever started stealing hubcaps.

Where these groups all come from, we really do not know But if they ever ask us we will tell them where to go!
It's unclear where all these groups are from, but we don't really care. However, if they ever ask us where they should go, we'll have plenty of ideas for them.