we are the gothic archies
The Gothic Archies Lyrics


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We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Death, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a record
And don't forget to tip

The Gothic Archies are we
With whom you should not mess
The apogee and zenith
Of gothicarchieness

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Death, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a T-shirt
And then you will be hip

Are The Gothic Archies we?
Oh, are we ever they
In fact, it is a mystery
How anyone could say

We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Pip, Tentacles, and Death
We love to kill such people
By squeezing out their breath

Are we The Gothic Archies?
Be careful what you say
(You are The Gothic Archies)
(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)


Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay
Areway eway;
Illiantbray yricistslay
An'tcay ouyay eesay?

Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)
Though archie we are goth
No satan-worshippers we
We worship Yog-Sothoth

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Overall Meaning

The song "We Are The Gothic Archies" introduces and celebrates the band as a group of talented musicians with a distinct gothic style. The opening line states "Death, Tentacles and Pip," which can be interpreted as the band's ominous and quirky blend of dark themes and whimsical elements. The lyrics urge the listener to buy a record and not forget to tip, perhaps acknowledging the band's underground status and the need for support from their fans.


The chorus repeats the band's name and again emphasizes their defining traits of death, tentacles, and pip, while also encouraging fans to buy merchandise to be considered "hip." The next verse echoes the first, with a playful twist on the question of whether they truly are The Gothic Archies. The band proceeds to declare their love for killing those who deny the title, cementing their macabre image.


The final line of the song, "Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray," is a fun and nonsensical way of ending the tune, emphasizing the lighthearted and playful nature of the band's gothic aesthetic.


Line by Line Meaning

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
We, The Gothic Archies, are introducing ourselves


Death, Tentacles and Pip
Our symbols include death, tentacles, and pip


Be sure to buy a record
Buy our album to enjoy our music


And don't forget to tip
Please support us by leaving a tip


The Gothic Archies are we
We are the epitome of gothic music


With whom you should not mess
Do not underestimate us


The apogee and zenith
We are at the highest point of gothic music


Of gothicarchieness
Our music embodies the essence of gothic style


Be sure to buy a T-shirt
Get a T-shirt as a symbol of our music


And then you will be hip
Wearing our T-shirt will make you cool


Are The Gothic Archies we?
We are asking if we are indeed The Gothic Archies


Oh, are we ever they
Yes, we definitely are The Gothic Archies


In fact, it is a mystery
It's hard to imagine anyone saying otherwise


How anyone could say
Why would anyone deny our identity?


We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies)
We are sarcastically denying that we are The Gothic Archies


Pip, Tentacles, and Death
Our symbols are mocking and dark


We love to kill such people
We enjoy playing with the idea of death and strangeness through our music


By squeezing out their breath
Our music could be suffocating and eerie


Are we The Gothic Archies?
We are questioning our own identity again


Be careful what you say
Don't doubt that we are The Gothic Archies


(You are The Gothic Archies)
We confirm that we are definitely The Gothic Archies


(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)
A silly sound effect to finish off the song


Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay
A pig latin phrase that is a playful nod to our band name


Areway eway;
We continue to playfully question our own identity


Illiantbray yricistslay
We're bragging about our brilliant lyrics


An'tcay ouyay eesay?
Can't you see it?


Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)
We are still archie despite our gothic style


Though archie we are goth
We are not just goth, but archie as well


No satan-worshippers we
Contrary to popular belief, we are not Satan-worshippers


We worship Yog-Sothoth
We worship a fictional entity from Lovecraft's works




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