Artsy
The Grouch Lyrics

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you got sideburns and a vintage tee
Just because you wear vintage clothing doesn't make you more artistic than me.

I said you ain’t artiser than me Cuz you pluck a guitar, that ain’t fuckin bizarre
Playing the guitar isn't a unique or bizarre artistic talent that makes you superior to me.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you live in Los Feliz, bitch you ain’t Jesus
Living in a trendy neighborhood like Los Feliz doesn't make you more spiritually enlightened or artistically sophisticated than me.

You ain’t artsier than me I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab
I have a broad vocabulary and can use it expressively, so be careful what insults you throw my way.

So what you’re vegan? It shows in your presence, you be geekin’
Your vegan diet affects your mood and demeanor in a noticeable way, making you seem unbalanced or overly focused on your dietary choices.

And you been seekin’ the same light Speakin’ of game like the enemy, hang tight
You are chasing after the same spiritual or artistic enlightenment as others, but you talk like you are in competition with them.

I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity Full of sun, rain & potential energy
I have a unique and unending story filled with highs and lows, potential and growth.

All you saw were the K-Swiss Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this So you thought and dipped
You judged me by my clean and stylish clothing and assumed things about me without sticking around to get to know me better.

My walks hip, thoughts; hipper unzip the zipper No I don’t wear hemp or drink liquor And that don’t make me the man, just a little bit sicker
I am cool and fashionable in both my actions and thoughts. I don't conform to stereotypes, and that makes me unique and a little rebellious.

Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper And I’m proud of this, it’s my art You doin yoga just to look the part.
I am a talented rapper with a poetic sensibility, and I am proud of my craft. You only do yoga to fit in or look like an 'arty' person.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates
Sampling music and digging for records is not an inherently artistic skill.

You ain’t artsier than me You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian
Your trend-chasing, theatrical lifestyle doesn't make you more artistically sophisticated or unique than me.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you make weed brownies and knit wool hats
Using drugs and crafting are not necessarily artistic pursuits.

You ain’t artsier than me You pseudo-elitist old-school sap
You pretend to be an artistic elitist with old-school values, but that doesn't make you more authentic or sophisticated than me.

Don’t let an 808 scare ya Shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area
Don't be intimidated by new and different sounds. Be open-minded and confident.

I’m a humanoid too and if you’re cool with me then I’ll look past the void in you instead of through
I am a human being too, and I can empathize with you if you treat me with respect.

I’m down with VW’s and flossed-out caddys on 22’s too. I bang for good Fools, kill for nothin’ I build for somethin’
I appreciate different styles of cars, but I am more interested in building and creating than fighting and destruction.

Family and peace Hand me the piece I’ll hit it, I’m social Hear my opinion I’m proud, I’m vocal
I value family and peace. I am social and outspoken, and I am not afraid to voice my opinion.

Local in a foreign place More digital than dusty but trust me, I be tourin’ space You be whorin’ at a comfortable pace You be skippin a chore to jump in a race
I am comfortable in new and foreign places, and I use digital technology to help me explore. You are too comfortable and focused on personal gain to take risks or put in effort.

I be bumpin my bass like you collect comics I’m not weird, I’m honest
I enjoy listening to music loudly, just as you enjoy collecting comics. I am not weird or abnormal, just honest about my interests.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you only read books, don’t watch T.V.
Reading books and avoiding television doesn't make you more sophisticated or cultured than me.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes
Shopping at a trendy grocery store and dressing in a certain way doesn't make you more sophisticated or artistic than me.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you speak real soft and drink Chai tea
Speaking softly and drinking a certain type of tea doesn't make you more artistic or unique than me.

You ain’t artsier than me I recycle too, I’m kinda like you
I am environmentally conscious just like you, but that doesn't make you more artistic or sophisticated than me.

I just look cleaner, grown demeanor Wear deodorant, registered voter And a tree hugger too Not in these clothes
I dress nicely, have a mature attitude, and take care of myself and the environment, but I don't conform to typical hippie fashion.

Me lova you but it’s gotta be both ways Most days I’m earthy, stay grounded Often it’s a paper chase, I’m well-rounded
I care about you, but we both need to put in effort. I am sometimes in touch with nature, but also focused and well-rounded in other aspects of my life.

Straight to face, townish it’s all boundless I make it sound universally dope Overcome adversity, reshape the worst of me Do it for the love and release it commercially Like a blockbuster started at Sundance
I am honest and direct in my rapping and embrace my roots in my hometown. My music transcends boundaries and connects with people universally. I overcome obstacles and use them to improve myself and my craft, and I aim to make great music that is also commercially successful.

Can’t stop man you only get one chance Presentation is key, hesitation ain’t see Innovation is my A-R-T Dedication is free, occupation is me Innovation is my A-R-T
I am dedicated to my art and have only one chance to make it great. I recognize the importance of presenting myself well and being innovative in my work. My occupation is my passion, and I strive to innovate and create every day.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you drive a hybrid and carpool with three
Driving a hybrid and carpooling doesn't make you more artistic or sophisticated than me.

You ain’t artsier than me Cuz you a 16th Mexican, you ain’t ethnic
Having a small amount of Mexican heritage doesn't make you more ethnic or diverse than me.

You ain’t artsier than me You just a broke ass poet with the same old cadence
Being a poor poet with a simplistic style doesn't make you more artistic or talented than me.

You ain’t artsier than me We was conscious first, welcome to Earth
We were aware and conscientious before you, so don't act like your trendy interests and lifestyle make you superior to us.