Toilet Boy
The Heartburns Lyrics
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Well maybe I'll stay home and commit suicide,
or go out and pick up a fight, or get wasted in the toilet light.
I'm just a toilet boy, everything you love I just wanna destroy,
my life's a dark place and there ain't no joy,
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy, toilet boy,
Your little sister she's my sex toy,
my life's a dark place and there aint no joy,
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy.
I'm a flying shit bomb yo your sorry face,
I'm a walking middle finger, I'm a hooker with aids,
hey what the fuck you're gonna do about it?
Your world is my toilet anyway.
The Heartburns's song Toilet Boy is a confrontational and provocative track that displays the nihilistic viewpoint and self-destructive tendencies of the eponymous character. The lyrics start with a phone call from an unknown person asking what the Toilet Boy will be doing that night, to which he responds with a few grim options. He says that he might stay home and commit suicide, or go out and start a fight, or just get wasted in the toilet light. This comes across as a reflection of the Toilet Boy's bleak and meaningless existence, where nothing really matters.
Line by Line Meaning
You call me up and ask me "What you're doing tonight?"
Someone is asking me what I am doing tonight.
Well maybe I'll stay home and commit suicide,
I might stay at home and kill myself.
or go out and pick up a fight, or get wasted in the toilet light.
I might go out and start a fight, or get drunk in a public restroom.
I'm just a toilet boy, everything you love I just wanna destroy,
I am just a lowly person who wants to destroy everything you love.
my life's a dark place and there ain't no joy,
My life is a bleak and joyless place.
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy, toilet boy,
I am just a pathetic person with no significance.
Your little sister she's my sex toy,
I am sexually exploiting your younger sister.
my life's a dark place and there aint no joy,
My life is still bleak and joyless.
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy.
I am still an insignificant person.
I'm a flying shit bomb yo your sorry face,
I am like an explosive, unpleasant thing that you do not want near you.
I'm a walking middle finger, I'm a hooker with aids,
I am like an offensive gesture, a prostitute with a contagious disease.
hey what the fuck you're gonna do about it?
What are you going to do about me and my behavior?
Your world is my toilet anyway.
Your entire world is like a toilet to me, worthless and disgusting.
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