Spending The Night by The Investigators

Svitojus

3y↑25

I will miss those sincere laughs when studio returns. They are so much better and ... infectious? ;)

Helen Gournay

3y↑1

Give us a chance to decide what we want to laugh at ourselves

Elena DeRoet

3y↑4

I find prepandemic audiences jarring.... I hate that it'll go back to normal

GamePapa

3y↑58

Seth: "And now the Tesla driver will likely face a battery charge."

Me, with a menacing look: "Scollins."

VideoNozoki

3y↑1

I luv that the subtitles specified: "[in a Johnny Carson voice]" 4:07 😂

JSP2013

3y

opp pp pa

JSP2013

3y

opp

Ian Mccombie

3y↑25

GOP be like: “It’s a leap year, there’s no Jan 6😏” “that’ll get em- what’s that? I’m talking out loud”😳

Yank ee

3y

"GOP be like" Yeah, that shows real intelligence. But then you're obviously a democrat so you're somewhat excused.

Michael Updike

3y

000l0.

Gaberiel Keway

3y↑3

I can’t believe you missed the joke “Just remember, there’s no VAX in the champagne room!”

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:).......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

Matthew

3y↑51

That razor blade joke was so underrated.. but on point!
$42 for a pack of razors or $12 for a whole new razor plus 1 blade!? They just dont know how to price them.

Bad Santa

3y↑2

*unserrated

jb888888888

3y↑3

Dollar Store disposables baby! 10 cents each, pack of 10 for $1.
Yeah they're horrible for the environment. I do other things that are good for the environment though.

Roland Fischer

3y↑1

buy a safety razor. you're welcome!

Australien

3y↑2

and I'm sure the cheap ones are just repackaged used ones they're so blunt!

paul coy

3y↑5

That chicken brains joke was brutal, though.

Autistic Commando

3y↑14

Did you ever expect to say this many ridiculous but true things in a single episode? The sad thing is it's not even shocking anymore.

Autistic Commando

3y

@Yank ee Consider this... time frame. This is a 7 day span, with quite a bit occurring in this country. Things like the Capitol Riot on January 6th are outrageous enough, and THEN we have highly recognized members of the GOP flagrantly disregarding their eyes and gaslighting their base through Fox News (at least one thing wrong with that name). What kills me is people celebrating the sub-mediocrity and disregarding that Black Lives Matter (to the point of attempting to remove history directed at ethnicity and it 'being uncomfortable'... same exact people projecting their insecurities and watching news telling them what is 'convenient').

Yank ee

3y

You have light years to go before you get a glimpse of what's true and what's not

Spencer Calvert

3y

Sorry but this post is a bunch of post together. That said it wouldn’t surprise me to hear them all n one night. 😂

Autistic Commando

3y↑1

@C. King I disagree with you on this one.

C. King

3y

And
It’s not even funny ..

Linda Bray

3y↑9

These one liners were so fucking awesome today! THANK YOU

Kris Frederick

3y↑13

Cease-Fire... aka "Clean up the mess and re-arm" Without solving any of the problems it is pointless. Rinse and repeat...

Brian

3y

@Tonya Richards Somehow have to force the Pentagon to reveal EVERYTHING they know about the UAPs to Congress (and then the people)

Tonya Richards

3y↑1

Abolish all religion and we all may live.
Nothing will change until all religion is dead.

Jake T

3y↑38

You can hear Amber’s laugh...she is so great. Supporting Seth

Immortal Asirpa

3y↑6

I adore her. She is a stupendous human being.

Stephen Jacks

3y↑2

We had to take my neighbor's son to ER because his "tumescence" was stuck in a vacuum hose. Lucky my son is "allergic" to housework.

Stephen Jacks

3y↑1

My Ex tried to show him how to use the vacuum cleaner. Teen won. I gave him a choice of a lecture on how vacuums work or he could figure it out himself. He vacuumed his own room, even figured out why you pick up the socks first.

Dave

3y↑2

1:15 it all depends how drunk they are 🤣🤣🤣

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,.......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge........

Katia

3y↑2

Lol the 8 ball joke was great.

TreyTiks

3y↑5

Great video turned out!
It was very interesting to see.

StealthMarmot

3y

The battery charge one made me quit.

Dean_of_Smoking Insta

3y↑11

"also, his first wife" LOL. Better than rudy anythng

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:).......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

Phil Zero

3y↑58

Looking at Rudy and his ex you can see that this marriage isn't the first time that gene pool was pissed in.

Phil Zero

3y

@john lerner nah, I'm not downloading from a qop supplied link.

jacob kobald

3y

@john lerner dw NYs AG is digging something up for your boi

jacob kobald

3y

@john lerner what's it like in Oz?

Elena DeRoet

3y↑2

@john lerner what does your idiotic trolling have to do with the fact that Giuliani married his cousin- and it probably isn't the first time the Giuliani family did such a thing- at all?

And I would be careful about casting stones....

Elena DeRoet

3y↑2

All you have to do is listen to a 60 second long clip from Rudy to know that LOL

Mark Withstandley

3y↑2

Seth, have one of your best writers ( Scollins? ) make this into a joke. Booker T and the MGs did "Green Onions", Donald T and the MGs ( Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Greene) did "Sour Grapes".

R Stedler

3y↑2

one of your best, Seth. Lots of goodies

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,.......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge........

Hickory Stickery

3y

The 9/11 report was real effective in clearing that whole deal up for us

rob

3y↑1

Mammals can receive oxygen from their anus. Aliens' like, "Well, Duh we've known that for a long ass time"

jb888888888

3y↑1

Fun fact/true story, it used to be thought that in order to revive a drowning victim, you should blow tobacco smoke up their anuses. They had emergency tobacco blowing equipment at some waterside locations, much like you might see an emergency flotation device today.

The AJ

3y↑1

Wow, you finally mentioned Israel.
Not anything substantive though. Not a word on bombings wiping out families or the illegal settlements and occupation.

It's never been a problem for you to talk about difficult subjects like gun violence or police killings. Why not cover this?

Dylan James Ryan

3y

Yeah, it's bullshit.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,..

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge.

Something Clever

3y

More quick draw Carson impressions plz

Rin Indibox

3y↑2

they really do treat their animals like royalty hahahaHAHAHA

Dean_of_Smoking Insta

3y↑4

I LOVE "Ed McMahon". Nice to see he'sstill kickin' LOLOLOL. Seems like a nice guy that does the impression :)

David Kempton

3y↑17

That bitcoin gag is not just funny, it's TRUE...
Didn't buy in cuz I didn't get it. Then I got it. And decided to not get it...

2Toadz

3y↑6

I was eating a hot pocket when you said that... WAS! Ham and cheese. And now it tastes like some sort of ham curtains with a mysterious creamy filling. Jerk.

ThePinkBinks

3y

2Toadz You're the one complaining and I don't work here lady.

2Toadz

3y

@ThePinkBinks Would you like to speak to the manager, Karen?

гарненькадівчина puellam servum ad dominum

3y↑3

Only NOW it tastes like ham curtains and mysterious cream filling? Not BEFORE as well?
I agree with pink binks eat some real food.

ThePinkBinks

3y↑4

Try eating food. Food is better. 😉

Spencer Calvert

3y

The funniest part of the Wally joke was Wally’s laugh.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:).......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

Mac Roney

3y↑1

The Calvin/Lightning joke:))

HELEN NOURISHAD

3y

After proudly being vaccinated , my , nurse told me to "VAX OFF!

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:).......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

GreatDayEveryone

3y↑16

So...until the Helen Keller Barbie, the dolls COULD SEE US?!?!

Ronald Harding

3y

Haven't you seen TOY STORY?

GiftSparks

3y

@Laurajean Wullson Talky Tina loves you very much.

Narrowc ross

3y↑1

Egypts deal with Isreal stopped this, not Biden

mr_croissant_taker

3y↑1

I love the american idea of news of the week ^^

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,.......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge........

E Camp

3y

I didn't see anything about Gatsby and the Hamptons on Corrections last week. I'm pretty sure that Gatsby never visited "the Hamptons" which were still relatively sleepy maritime towns, Gatsby took place on "West Egg" and "East Egg" or Little Neck and Great Neck (or vice versa) on the North Shore or "Gold Coast" of Long Island.

KPepper L

3y

Anyone who thinks they can fight a rat... Needs to reevaluate their abilities.

wendy longville

3y↑10

Don’t say ‘the kid you’re trying to get to bed’ Seth...🤓 Gaetz 🤢😄

Andrew Beaver

3y↑2

I hope that makes it into corrections lol

r b

3y

4:11 Now I want to watch a "Carsenio" bit.

startingQB

3y

Are these the best jokes of the week? I'm thinking more like 50/50.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,.......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge........

AndrAIa Matrixxx

3y

Does anyone actually hire a SW or jokes about SWs?

New Message

3y↑7

Next week gonna be crazier?.. I've got $10 on yes.

Margaret Lambert

3y↑2

I'll raise you ten cdn.

Andrew Beaver

3y↑2

I dunno we've been on a steady downward slope since Jan 6 I think

Spencer Calvert

3y

Who came up with the name grind-her for a dating app. 🤮

SyntaxError 999

3y↑1

That "raising (razing) a child" joke bombed

Jane Gardener

3y

As usual I love your take on the news but your humor fell so flat today. You did make me laugh yesterday, though.

Riki Roos

3y

I've seen quite a few horror movies - isn't it tradition to wear a mask "in the chamber"?

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:)

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

HighStimulation

3y↑1

at 5 40, Nancy, I want a mask like that!

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•D•O•G•E•C•OI•N.......(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.,..

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge.

Teo Costantini

3y↑7

Too bad the Australian man didn't say Emu brains. Another Emu war would liven up the boring news cycle now that the commander in peach is wandering around Mar A Lago like a depressed poltergeist

Australien

3y↑4

our emus are peaceful

Yashi Stampedes

3y

Trump should rake his office floor as a solution. or how about raking his legal briefs as an option.

Mary Rose Kent

3y↑1

Seth, I’m so happy knowing you are not a walnut fan—they are in my top three most hated foods.

Mary Rose Kent

3y

@Sean Ryan
Great minds, Sean, great minds...

Sean Ryan

3y

@Mary Rose Kent Ironically, I was basically going to write what you wrote in your OP, but saw that you had beaten me to it!

Mary Rose Kent

3y

@Sean Ryan
😁😁 That’s exactly the sort of thing I would write if I came across my comment but written by someone else!

Sean Ryan

3y↑1

Yes! Walnut haters unite!

Edward N. Driskoll

3y↑2

Add your show was featured on BBC's "Have I got News for you" A1. That's twice now.

Barry Piper

3y

12 year old son? I don't think the bag needs to be changed.

EFM EFM

3y↑3

We support Israel and hope they are able to stop the Hamas terror.

Cuilén Mac

3y↑1

Another Trump video 😂🤡

joe kraxberger

3y↑1

Not the main point of the video but the intro music is tasting like Minus the Bear.❤

Kay Uwe Böhm

3y

Colour of tasers changed so that it looks more different ?
https://youtu.be/o8ml14ZdhF0

Floyd said before that he could not breathe as he rejects to go into the car not because knee in neck side also he could breathe to.her but likely not getting enough oxygene in blood because of Fentanyl that is also deathly special.with a weak heart not because Chauvin wanted likely to make him loose his awareness stopping blood flow to brain at one neck side for getting him in the car but that normally not kills see also other videos with whites.
https://youtu.be/Apuhj_G90QQ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fentanyl

Mark Thomas

3y

Find the old writers! Pleaseeee!!!

Kelda Ogg

3y↑2

I thought Jared solved the Mid East problem.

griiseknoen

3y↑16

4:10 There's Amber... ❤️

Andrew McFadden

3y

Oh yeah we know that laugh<3

roy dunn

3y

A mask only helps Greene's position and appearance.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

W•H•A•T•S•A•
+1•2•1•3•7•9•7•8•9•0•6
I•N•V•E•S•T ««» I•N ««»» C•R•Y•P•T•O
B•T•C ≤≥ A•N•D ≤≥ E•T•H•!:).......

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
Thanks for commenting, I will refer you to my trade analyst and accountant to make good income, go more on digital assets, I'm not a fan of blowing my own trumpet but I assure you are in good hands in making it huge 📊!:).....

jacob kobald

3y

Which Israel immediately broke

Justin Eaddy

3y

3 strip club jokes was 1 too many

Polymorphic Doombooger

3y↑2

Alright yall I don't think you're ready for this but just hear me out- what if the January 6th insurrection was just... an elaborate gender reveal?

Daryl in Göteborg

3y

We’ll find out the actual gender after the 9th recount

Kay Uwe Böhm

3y

+++ 20:01 quarantine high-rise buildings: seven families infected with the Indian variant +++
In the case of the quarantined residents of two skyscrapers in Velbert, the Indian coronavirus variant has been detected in seven families. This was announced by the Mettmann district after sequencing the samples from a total of 26 infected people. The outbreak also entails further tests in the vicinity of another family in Ratingen after the health department had determined that there was contact between a family infected there and those affected in Velbert. Further investigations must show whether the Indian variant is also available here, it said. After initial evidence of the mutant, 189 residents were quarantined just under a week ago.

According to studies by Reiner Klingholz et al. the people who come to Europe from Africa are predominantly between 20 and 30 years old, mostly male, comparatively well educated and belong to the African middle class. In order to be able to organize the flight and migration to Europe, one has to have the knowledge, establish networks and raise the necessary money. Poverty migration to Europe is a myth. People from countries with a gross domestic product per capita of less than $ 2,000 have a very low probability of migration. People from countries with a gross domestic product per capita of $ 8,000 to $ 13,000 are most likely to migrate. People from countries with a gross domestic product per capita of over $ 13,000 are less likely to migrate

In a discussion paper by the Berlin Institute for Population and Development, it is assumed that migration pressure will continue to increase. This is supported by the sustained high population growth, rapid urbanization and the generally good economic development in Africa and the Middle East. This creates an urban middle class that can organize and finance an exit. It is not the poorest part of the population who migrate, but those from the urban middle class who have the necessary knowledge and resources.

According to the former Federal Minister of the Interior Thomas de Maizière, fewer and fewer Syrians and Iraqis came in the course of 2017, and an increasing number of West Africans who wanted to come to Europe for economic reasons. In the case of economic refugees who are not in need of protection, however, neither the federal government nor other EU states are willing to accept them.

The EU and Italy are participating in the reconstruction of the Libyan coast guard. As part of the EU Operation Sophia, 188 members had been trained by April 2018 and 300 by the end of 2018. By then, Italy had delivered 4 coastal defense boats, and 6 more were to follow.

There are many reasons why people leave their region of origin. A study by the Berlin Institute for Population and Development published in October 2014 names some basic factors as the main reasons for the high migratory pressure. According to this, demographic, economic, political and migration policy factors as well as security, education and the environment are decisive factors in people making the journey across the Mediterranean.

In addition (or mainly) the current quality of life and the quality of life expected in the EU destination country as well as the existing migration and information networks (diaspora) in the EU countries also play a role.

Most do not drown but freeze to death in the sea
and with life jacket, corpse remains floating as above.

Carola Rackete is involved in other political fields beyond the refugee issue. She supports the Extinction Rebellion movement, which organizes protests on the subject of climate protection. [104] On November 12, 2020, Rackete was attacked by the police in the Dannenröder forest after a tree was occupied. taken into custody for identification purposes and expelled for five days. [105] [106]

In February 2021, Carola Rackete spoke out in an alliance with Christoph Lübcke, Max Uthoff, Ruprecht Polenz, Beate Klarsfeld and many others against the funding of the AfD-affiliated Desiderius Erasmus Foundation and warned against the "foundation trick of the AfD"

Professional communist?
https://www.nzz.ch/international/wie-die-klimabewendung-den-kapitalismus- Abschaffen-will-ld.1520576

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosat legal & useful in BRD only forbidden because of species protection not cancer risk in the future. Bayer does not have to pay anything worldwide, nor does it have to pay a diesel gate in China, etc.

https://amp2.wiwo.de/unternehmen/industrie/gerichtsprozess-glyphosat-vergleich-von-bayer-in-den-usa-weiter-offen/27205164.html

+++ 20:01 Quarantäne-Hochhäuser: Sieben Familien mit indischer Variante infiziert +++
Im Fall der unter Quarantäne gesetzten Bewohner zweier Hochhäuser in Velbert ist bei sieben Familien die indische Coronavirus-Variante nachgewiesen worden. Das teilte der Kreis Mettmann nach der Sequenzierung der Proben von insgesamt 26 infizierten Menschen mit. Der Ausbruch zieht außerdem auch in Ratingen weitere Tests im Umfeld einer weiteren Familie nach sich, nachdem das Gesundheitsamt ermittelt hatte, dass es zwischen einer dort infizierten Familie und den Betroffenen in Velbert Kontakte gab. Ob auch hier die indische Variante vorliegt, müssen die weiteren Untersuchungen zeigen, hieß es weiter. Nach einem ersten Nachweis der Mutante waren vor knapp einer Woche zunächst vorsorglich 189 Bewohner unter Quarantäne gesetzt worden.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flucht_und_Migration_%C3%BCber_das_Mittelmeer_in_die_EU

Nach Untersuchungen von Reiner Klingholz et al. sind die Menschen, die aus Afrika nach Europa kommen, überwiegend zwischen 20 und 30 Jahre alt, meist männlich, vergleichsweise gut gebildet und gehören dem afrikanischen Mittelstand an. Um die Flucht und Migration nach Europa organisieren zu können, muss man das Wissen haben, Netzwerke knüpfen und das nötige Geld beschaffen. Armutsmigration nach Europa ist ein Mythos. Menschen aus Ländern mit einem Bruttoinlandsprodukt pro Kopf von weniger als 2.000 Dollar haben eine sehr geringe Wanderungswahrscheinlichkeit. Bei Menschen aus Ländern mit einem Bruttoinlandsprodukt pro Kopf von 8.000 bis 13.000 Dollar ist die Wanderungswahrscheinlichkeit am höchsten. Bei Menschen aus Ländern mit einem Bruttoinlandsprodukt pro Kopf von über 13.000 Dollar sinkt die Wanderungswahrscheinlichkeit

In einem Diskussionspapier des Berlin-Instituts für Bevölkerung und Entwicklung wird davon ausgegangen, dass der Migrationsdruck weiter zunimmt. Dafür spreche das anhaltend hohe Bevölkerungswachstum, die rasche Urbanisierung und die prinzipiell gute wirtschaftliche Entwicklung in Afrika und dem Nahen Osten. So entstehe eine urbane Mittelschicht, die eine Ausreise organisieren und finanzieren kann. Nicht der ärmste Teil der Bevölkerung migriere, sondern diejenigen aus der urbanen Mittelschicht, die über das dafür notwendige Wissen und die Mittel verfügen.

Laut dem ehemaligen Bundesinnenminister Thomas de Maizière kamen im Verlauf des Jahres 2017 immer weniger vom Bürgerkrieg betroffene Syrer oder Iraker und verstärkt Westafrikaner, die aus wirtschaftlichen Motiven nach Europa wollten. Bei nicht schutzbedürftigen Wirtschaftsflüchtlingen bestehe aber weder bei der Bundesregierung noch bei anderen EU-Staaten eine Bereitschaft zur Aufnahme.[

Die EU und Italien beteiligen sich am Wiederaufbau der libyschen Küstenwache. Im Rahmen der EU-Operation Sophia wurden bis April 2018 188 Mitglieder ausgebildet, bis Ende 2018 sollten es 300 sein. Italien lieferte bis dahin 4 Küstenschutzboote, 6 weitere sollten folgen.

.Die Gründe, weshalb Menschen ihre Herkunftsregion verlassen, sind vielfältig. Eine im Oktober 2014 veröffentlichte Studie des Berlin-Instituts für Bevölkerung und Entwicklung nennt als Hauptgründe für den hohen Migrationsdruck einige grundlegende Faktoren. Demnach geben demografische, wirtschaftliche, politische und migrationspolitische Faktoren sowie Sicherheit, Bildung und Umwelt den Ausschlag, dass Menschen den Weg über das Mittelmeer auf sich nehmen.

Daneben (oder.hauptsächlich) spielen auch die gegenwärtige und im EU-Zielland erwartete Lebensqualität sowie die bestehenden Migrations- und Informationsnetzwerke (Diaspora) in den EU-Ländern eine Rolle.

Die meisten ertrinken nicht somdern erfrieren im Meer
und mit Rettungsweste bleibt Leiche als oben schwimmen.

https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/892249/umfrage/im-mittelmeer-ertrunkenen-fluechtlinge/

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carola_Rackete

Carola Rackete engagiert sich über das Flüchtlingsthema hinaus in anderen Politikfeldern. So unterstützt sie die Bewegung Extinction Rebellion, die Protestaktionen zum Thema Klimaschutz veranstaltet.[104] Am 12. November 2020 wurde Rackete im Dannenröder Forst nach einer Baumbesetzung von der Polizei u. a. zur Personalienfeststellung in Gewahrsam genommen und ein fünftägiger Platzverweis erteilt.[105][106]

Im Februar 2021 sprach sich Carola Rackete in einem Bündnis mit Christoph Lübcke, Max Uthoff, Ruprecht Polenz, Beate Klarsfeld und vielen anderen gegen die Finanzierung der AfD-nahen Desiderius-Erasmus-Stiftung aus und warnte vor dem „Stiftungstrick der AfD“

Berufskommunistin fehlt ?

https://www.nzz.ch/international/wie-die-klimabewegung-den-kapitalismus-abschaffen-will-ld.1520576

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyphosat legal & nützlich in BRD nur wegen Artenschutz nicht Krebsgefahr in Zukunft verboten. Bayer muß als auch weltweit nichts zahlen als auch kein Dieselgate in China usw.

https://amp2.wiwo.de/unternehmen/industrie/gerichtsprozess-glyphosat-vergleich-von-bayer-in-den-usa-weiter-offen/27205164.html

Avery Heart

3y

5:10 Firework singular?

Lionel Patterson

3y

Where's the laugh machine

Ashley

3y↑32

I'm so early this time, someone might read my comment.

Lazzil

3y

@Daryl in Göteborg That's right. This comment doesn't exist. This entire thread is a work of fiction. All we're doing is propagating lies in order to push a grand narrative.

Ashley

3y↑1

@Daryl in Göteborg thanks for the many replies.

jb888888888

3y↑2

@Australien IDK what AIA wrote; but the US support of Israel is mostly instigated by Evangelical Christians who think that supporting Israel's existence will help to usher in the Second Coming since that's one of the signs that Jesus said would happen.

Daryl in Göteborg

3y↑2

No one read your comment or replied and no I’m NOT in denial!

Ashley

3y

@jb888888888 Thanks for reading my comment.

crystal harris

3y

🤣😂😅😅😂🤣

Chris Harry

3y

Seth is great, but I have to call out the joke about people facing the death penalty and throwing in the inappropriate punch line about "just paying the parking ticket". Any other crime but the death penalty might have worked with the parking ticket. It's sad that a generally progressive country lke the US still has the death penalty in some states.

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3y

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3y

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rawlsrules

3y

@Chris Harry What is risky? Calling a spade a spade?

Chris Harry

3y

@rawlsrules Okay, maybe, but that is going out on a vey risky limb.

rawlsrules

3y

Perhaps it is a comment on the absurdity of the death penalty and who ends up being on death row?

Taylor DC

3y

i love you seth but joking about people not trusting the CDC is damaging and nothing but...

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3y

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Andrew McFadden

3y

4:10 was that amber ruffin I heard?

Jorge Peppertrees

3y

Remember Doofy from that Scream parody?

Mike Crawford

3y

"DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TO WAKE UP, GET OUT OF HIS FANTASY DREAM WORLD, FACE THE REALITY AS AN ADULT SHOULD DO SO; THEN TELL HIS FANS TO DO LIKEWISE"!!!!!

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3y

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3y

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гарненькадівчина puellam servum ad dominum

3y

True a currency that is absolutely backed by nothing?
What can go wrong?

rawlsrules

3y

All currency is backed by nothing.

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3y

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3y

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Donna Marie

3y↑1

Much more balanced content Seth, thanks.

rene adinaro

3y

These jokes suck. Seth is the old guy at his son's frat party hitting on the girls. Corny and creepy. Glad i don't pay or stay up to hear this. Thank you to who ever puts up this stuff.

chica bien

3y↑4

Rudy s first wifee was his cousin , that’s why they share dNA 🧬🤣

GiftSparks

3y

But his son is with his 2nd wife, Donna Hanover.

snagh

3y↑2

Why when ever I write s comment against Israel , these comments simply disappear?

Kay Uwe Böhm

3y

Capacity information is missing in articles on southern power lines estimated only to replace 1 atomic or coal-fired power plant. Real gas turbines with approx. 40% efficiency expanded?

https://www.badische-zeitung.de/wie-windstrom-aus-norden-in-den-sueden-kommen-soll--200929703.html

Without green surplus electricity, no CO2 reduction through more electricity consumption.

As of 2017 4% energy 20% electricity from solar & wind power
therefore BRD world champion in gas imports and lignite to No. 6 hard coal & oil.

Is thick, parallel aluminum cable at the bottom worth it for rail only short distances with high line losses at the top, plus CNG 700+ bar diesel route?
Instead of fully electric cars, Sabatier CNG from electrolysis H2 + air CO2 will also drive in the future in addition to bio

https://daily.energybulletin.org/2021/05/weekly-us-coal-output-totals-12-3-million-st-up-48-5-on-year-eia/

https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/China-Bans-Teslas-At-Government-Compounds.amp.html

Peugeot Hybrid doesn't need any
https://www.zeit.de/mobilitaet/2021-05/elektromobilitaet-bundestag-gesetz-ladestation-schnellladenetz-deutschland

https://www.peugeot.de/modelle/508-pse-sw.html

Kapazitätsangaben fehlen in Artikeln zu Stromsüdtrassen geschätzt nur um 1 Atom oder Kohlekraftwerk zu ersetzen real Gasturbinen mit ca. 40% Effizienz ausgebaut ?

https://www.badische-zeitung.de/wie-windstrom-aus-norden-in-den-sueden-kommen-soll--200929703.html

Ohne grünen Überschuß- Strom keine CO2 Reduktion durch mehr Stromverbrauch.

Stand 2017 4% Energie 20% Strom von Solar & Windkraft
daher BRD Weltmeister bei Gasimport und Braunkohle dazu Nr. 6 Steinkohle & Öl.

Lohnt dickes paralelles Alu Kabel unten dazu bei Bahn so nur kurze Wege mit hohen Leitungsverlusten oben dazu CNG 700+ bar Dieselstrecke ?
Statt vollelektrisches Auto fahren in Zukunft außer Bio auch Sabatier CNG aus Elektrolyse H2 + Luft CO2 ?

https://daily.energybulletin.org/2021/05/weekly-us-coal-output-totals-12-3-million-st-up-48-5-on-year-eia/

https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/China-Bans-Teslas-At-Government-Compounds.amp.html

Peugeot Hybrid braucht keine
https://www.zeit.de/mobilitaet/2021-05/elektromobilitaet-bundestag-gesetz-ladestation-schnellladenetz-deutschland

https://www.peugeot.de/modelle/508-pse-sw.html

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

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MrConstant23

3y

I don't get the Yang joke

MOBIL KH

3y

looking at rudy and his ex you can see that this marriage isn't the first time that gene pool was pissed in.

Derek Grimmell

3y↑1

Sorry to nit pick, but Dr. Jill Biden would be a wine connoisseuse, not a wine connoisseur

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3y

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3y

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Margaret Kennedy

3y

Don't dog shame the President, Seth! We've all seen your dog.

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3y

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

(Expert Michael)tell him I referred you.......
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chica bien

3y

I like wine consuer joke , if I had 2 about Scranton pa , I would reach for wine too . Just wine not beer

Michelle Butcher

3y↑1

Battery charge... Good 1

Andrew Beaver

3y↑1

I think it coulda been simpler and better... Tesla hits police on autopilot, Tesla will face multiple charges in the future, etc etc etc

I'm fwum den mak

3y

Those hands were obviously not his. Wat too big

James Turner

3y

5:30 👟-maker, ya need a technical writer. 🤦 The Ford F-150 Lightning is a platform around 30 years old, what is new is the electric powertrain.

mandy ware

3y↑1

why is a fringe called a bang?

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3y

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

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Tribblepuppy

3y

At 7:53 did Seth say that Biden 'inspected a de-escalation' rather than saying 'expected a de-escalation'? I played it several times and it sounds like he said 'inspected'. Could be my bad...

HELEN NOURISHAD

3y

p.s .what is a good wine?

Rebecca Dolashewich

3y

✨✌️😻✌️✨

Mcbeg33

3y

28% of human beings don’t believe that they can beat a rat?! Seriously? That’s almost 100 Million Americans who think a rat is too much for them. Actually, that explains a lot.

Bob Bobber

3y

When I see the reaction of people when they see rats, I think that 28% is too low :')

L L

3y

HAHAHAHA the bitcoin comment omg lol lol ------ Just get laser eyes and diamond hands ---- Talk to some old dogs in the space they talk like people who have PTSD from combat.

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3y

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

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Celeste Balducci

3y

I'm a cannabis connoisseur and have the domain name! .net BOOM!

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3y

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐧

3y

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Spencer Calvert

3y

Sorry but it is walnuts that r the 2nd best part of chocolate cookies.

Dylan James Ryan

3y

400+ comments, most completely ignoring the horrid human rights violations.

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