Hot Pants Road
The J.B.'s Lyrics

You know what I say to your hot pants?
I admire how attractive you look in your hot pants.

Say what?
Please tell me more about how attractive I look in my hot pants.

Say get on down, ah ha ha...
I find you very attractive, please keep showing off your hot pants.

I'm in shippin', if you're receivin'
I work in shipping, I'm attracted to you, do you feel the same?

'Cause what I see I ain't believin'
I'm so impressed by how good you look it's hard to believe it's real.

The longest legs in the shortest pants,
Your legs look exceptionally long and impressive in your short hot pants.

You got me doin' a matin' dance.
I feel so excited and attracted to you, I can't help but dance.

Pant, pant.
I feel out of breath due to my strong attraction towards you.

You got me pantin' like a dog.
I feel like an uncontrollable animal in heat, driven by my strong attraction to you.

Ooo, I'm a hot pants, hot dog.
I feel like I am completely consumed by my attraction to you, especially when you wear your hot pants.

You burned a hole in my mind,
I can't help but think about you and your hot pants.

When I saw your cute behind,
I was particularly drawn to your attractive posterior when I saw you.

Wearin' those hot pants.
Your hot pants make you look incredibly attractive to me.

Hot, hot, hot, hot pants, hot pants,
Your hot pants are so attractive to me that I want to chant their name repeatedly.

Sizzlin' hot, hot pants.
Your hot pants are so hot and attractive that they are sizzling.

Sap's up, spring's on the rise.
I feel particularly attracted to you during this time of year when everything is blooming and new life is appearing.

I'm bustin' out my tube top tonight.
I am dressing up and looking my best for you tonight.

Workin' the night shift, I get off at three.
I work at night and am available to spend time with you after 3 AM.

Breakin' out of that factory,
I'm excited to break free from my usual routine and spend time with you.

Thunder thighs-hangn' out!
Your thighs look so attractive and impressive that they are like thunder out of your hot pants.

Moon beams, dancin' about.
You look like you are glowing, radiant with beauty and attraction.

If you would be so kind,
Would you please show me more of yourself in your hot pants?

Put on those red hot pants and take a stroll through my mind.
I am imagining you walking around in your hot pants while I daydream about you.

Hot pants explosion
You are so attractive in your hot pants that it's like an explosion of desire and passion.

At the factory.
I am particularly attracted to you while you are at work in your hot pants.

Baby it's so sweet how you got me chokin',
I am so attracted to you that I feel like I am choking on the intensity of my desires.

Chokin' on the sizzle you deliver in that outfit so smokin'.
You look so incredibly attractive in your hot pants that it's like I'm getting burned or sizzled just by looking at you.

Hot pants flare up.
Your hot pants are so hot that it's like they are on fire or flaring up.

Ooo, scintillatin', sizzlin', steamin'.
You are incredibly attractive to me, so much so that you are sparkling and hot like steam.

Honey, those hot pants got me screamin'
I'm so excited by your hot pants that I can hardly contain myself from screaming with desire.

Supercalifragiwhata outfit you got on.
I am expressing my admiration for how incredibly attractive you look in your outfit, specifically your hot pants.

Super vixen, ooo foxy
You look like a super attractive, irresistible creature, especially when you wear your hot pants.

Studball, hunky baby, rock me.
You look like a really attractive and desirable person to be with, especially when you wear your hot pants.

Supercalihalitosis, ooo that outfit's the absolute mostest.
Your outfit is the most attractive one I've seen, specifically your hot pants.

Ooo, I've seen London and I seen France,
I have seen a lot of attractive things before, but nothing compares to how you look in your hot pants.

But I never saw nothin' so hot as you in your hot pants.
You are the most incredibly attractive person I've seen, specifically when you wear your hot pants.

Scorchin' hot, hot pant.
Your hot pants are so incredibly hot that they are like they are on fire, and therefore super attractive to me.

Burnin' hot, hot pants.
Your hot pants are like they are burning up with attraction, which is incredibly attractive to me.