Concealed Weapons
The J. Geils Band Lyrics


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Buried treasure
All that hidden loot
She didn't seem so dangerous
Harmless, yeah to boot
You break the ice
She'll turn on you
She's way beyond the law
She yells, "Freeze!"
When you want her to thaw

She's a dead aim, sure shot
Sweet ammo in her shoe
What fits right at her chest
She's got aiming right at you
She'll make a sharp inspection
Of more than head to toe
Then she'll slap her handcuffs on
And say, "Honey, you can't go"

Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Concealed Weapons
The most dangerous you ever saw
Stick 'em up, Concealed Weapons
Concealed Weapons
They oughta be against the law

You might have her covered
But there ain't no way to stop her
She's got her secret weapons
And there's no way she will drop 'em
She can change hands -- turn around
And take a fancy shot
If you can put the bullet
Into her cartridget slot

Spead 'em out, palms down
Up against the wall
You been had but you ain't sad
No army you can call
And when she pats you down
You best not take a risk
Speak not, move not
When she starts to frisk

Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Concealed Weapons
She's gonna beat you to the draw
Stick 'em up, Concealed Weapons
Concealed Weapons
They oughta be against the law

She didn't know what she was packin'
She didn't know my heart was crackin'
She was shootin' with live ammunition
She was attackin' from every position
She had me pinned down, flat on the floor
She blew me away and I was hurtin' for sure
Concealed Weapons, Concealed Weapons
They oughta be against the law




Stick 'em up
Concealed Weapons

Overall Meaning

The J. Geils Band's song "Concealed Weapons" tells the story of a dangerous woman who seems harmless at first glance, but is packing a variety of hidden weapons. The lyrics describe her as a "dead aim, sure shot" who carries "sweet ammo in her shoe". She inspects her targets thoroughly before slapping her handcuffs on them and preventing them from leaving.


The song utilizes a variety of imagery and metaphors to emphasize the danger of the woman's concealed weapons, comparing them to buried treasure and live ammunition. The singer of the song is eventually caught off guard and pinned down by the woman, leaving him "hurtin' for sure".


Overall, the lyrics paint a vivid picture of a woman who is far more dangerous than she appears, and the tension and danger of each encounter.


Line by Line Meaning

Buried treasure
Secretly kept riches


All that hidden loot
A collection of stolen valuable items that are kept hidden


She didn't seem so dangerous
At first glance, she appeared to be harmless


Harmless, yeah to boot
Completely harmless


You break the ice
When you first meet her


She'll turn on you
She can suddenly become hostile towards you


She's way beyond the law
She believes she is above the law


She yells, "Freeze!"
She demands that you stop immediately


When you want her to thaw
When you are hoping to win her over and make peace


She's a dead aim, sure shot
She is skilled at shooting and does not miss her target


Sweet ammo in her shoe
She always carries weapons with her


What fits right at her chest
She keeps the weapon that is easiest for her to wield close to her chest


She's got aiming right at you
She is pointing her weapon directly at you


She'll make a sharp inspection
She will thoroughly search your person


Of more than head to toe
She will search every inch of your body


Then she'll slap her handcuffs on
She will restrain you with handcuffs


And say, "Honey, you can't go"
She will prevent you from leaving


Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Raise your hands, quickly


Concealed Weapons
Weapons that she is carrying but are not visible


The most dangerous you ever saw
These are the most dangerous weapons you've encountered


They oughta be against the law
They should be illegal


You might have her covered
You might think you have the upper hand


But there ain't no way to stop her
But there is no way to put a stop to her plans


She's got her secret weapons
She has hidden weapons that you do not know about


And there's no way she will drop 'em
And she will not give up her weapons


She can change hands -- turn around
She can change hands and shoot from any position


And take a fancy shot
And she can take difficult shots with ease


If you can put the bullet
If you can shoot her


Into her cartridget slot
Into the space where her weapon's ammunition is stored


Spead 'em out, palms down
Spread your arms out, with your palms facing downwards


Up against the wall
Against the closest wall


You been had but you ain't sad
You've been tricked and caught, but you're not upset about it


No army you can call
There's no one you can turn to for help


And when she pats you down
And when she searches you by patting your body


You best not take a risk
You should not try to resist or fight back


Speak not, move not
Do not say anything or move


When she starts to frisk
When she begins to search your body


She didn't know what she was packin'
She did not fully realize the danger of her concealed weapons


She didn't know my heart was crackin'
She did not realize how much she was hurting the person who loved her


She was shootin' with live ammunition
She was acting recklessly with her dangerous weapons


She was attackin' from every position
She was attacking from every angle and method


She had me pinned down, flat on the floor
She had successfully conquered the other person


She blew me away and I was hurtin' for sure
She completely defeated their opponent and caused them emotional pain


Concealed Weapons
Weapons that are being hidden from sight


They oughta be against the law
These weapons should be made illegal


Stick 'em up
Raise your hands as fast as you can




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Comments from YouTube:

Keith Otis Edwards

Funny how this band went from playing hard core blues, doing covers of songs by Chicago Bluesmen such as Albert Collins and Otis Rush, and morphed into a pop band sounding more like Devo or Oingo Boingo.

ELE comments

Oingo Boingo's first album Only A Lad has more edge than this though

thewackyretard

The coolest thing about this album is that they didn't go for an outside person to replace Peter Wolf. They let the keyboard player take over the vocals.

thewackyretard

I wish that there were live recordings of them playing live shows with him as the frontman. I haven't been able to find anything.

Rain Greene

And he was more than up to the task. It's a shame they didn't carry on after this.

Jim Stull

This album is a very good one, loved it when it came out. Seth Justman and Stephan Jo Bladd surprised me as singers(very good). It would be great if they'd release a new album. Just saw them Aug. 28, 2012 and they are great in concert.

Brett Leitner

Lost 80s hit! Remember it well from its MTV run and always adored this song. Seems I'm one of only a few in that regard.

Nick West

My favorite album from the band. Check out Fright Night with Seth on vocals.

Rain Greene

An underrated gem to be sure.

Craig Stenseth

The "go to" guitar riff if you're trying out a chorus pedal.

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