Troglodyte
The Jimmy Castor Bunch Lyrics

What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
We're taking a trip down memory lane to the time of troglodytes and cave men.

When the only people that existed were troglodytes... Cave men, cave women, Neanderthal, troglodytes.
The only people that existed were primitive humans, also known as troglodytes, cave men, and cave women.

Let's take the average cave man at home, listening to his stereo.
We're imagining a typical cave man listening to music in his dwelling place.

Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this, "Dance...dance".
The cave man would feel inspired to dance and start moving to the beat of his music.

When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look in the mirror, "Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman".
The cave man would get bored of dancing alone and want to find a woman to dance with and potentially mate with.

He'd go down to the lake where all the women would be swimming or washing clothes or something.
He would go to a body of water where he knew there would be women going about their daily activities.

He'd look around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here...come here". He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, 'cause it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd be swimming away from you (Ha, ha)
He would impulsively grab a woman by the hair and pull her towards him, but this kind of behavior is no longer acceptable as it can be dangerous and disrespectful.

This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened. He said: "Move... Move". She got up, she was a big woman, big woman. Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt, she was one of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said, "Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me. Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!".
The woman he grabbed was scared and reluctant to dance, yet he pressured her and demanded she dance with him while making sexual innuendos.

She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said, "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said, "Wha?". She said, "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way back then I wouldn't lie to you When she said, "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" He said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants! Ugh... Ugh... Ugh".
The woman initially felt like crushing him for his inappropriate behavior but ended up feeling attracted to him. He responded positively to her advances with excitement and indecent noises.