Dreamgirl
The Lonely Island Lyrics

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
Love is an intricate thing and can often lead to enjoyment and laughter.

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cause I see her In my dreams
I believe that there is a perfect girl who I envision while I'm asleep.

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love
You are the only one for me, my love, and I view you as a figment of my imagination.

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
I find it impressive how you pull off paisley, as well as how both of your eyes are lazy. The first time I saw you was driving a bus, and I couldn't help but notice your thick skin and strong nose.

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
In my eyes, you are stunning, even with lips that are crumby, skin that resembles asphalt, and a runny nose. Your thick thighs and lack of a waist indicate a lack of care, but I still see you as my baby girl.

If you envision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
Sometimes, I picture you wearing sweatpants with neon patches and a half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth, a rainbow poncho comparable to that of Tonto's, and when you hear a loud noise, you drop things as if you were a bucking bronco.

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean
Your cellphone ringtone is set to 'Sex and the City,' and you enjoy hot grits, but you're even grittier. You wear turquoise clothing and have one leg shorter than the other, which is referred to as the 'Santa Fe Lean.'

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backer when you go out to dig
It's enjoyable to me when you scream in your sleep and when you expose yourself in public, I tend to look. You remind me of Cleopatra, but with pig-like eyes, and I love to watch you farm in the garden when you go out to dig.

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and I like that!
I wonder how you got those mouse traps stuck on your neck, little rascal. How did you get screwed to the deck? You drink slurpees with ease, like a trash can, and your teeth are stained. You aren't the brightest, but I find that attractive.

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend I like that! Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stop it in my sleep But you won't!
I enjoy how you talk to your shoes as if they were your friends and how you yell at imaginary walls. I find it attractive that you refuse to stop something even when told to, and even claim you will stop in your sleep, knowing all along that you won't.

Last week thought I saw you on the straight turn that was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you look like a bag of trash
I thought I saw you on the street last week, but it turned out to be a bag of trash. I mistook a big ol' bag of trash for you, as it looked like you.

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hell-bound turkey mixed with a baboon Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
I get excited when you stomp into the room, looking like a mix between a hell-bound turkey and a baboon. To me, you're sexy and spicy, like a bowl of Chex Mix, and I feel secure when I'm held in your 'flesh mitts.'

Your teeth so clean could of swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skinnish Open clamps with both feet cause your ambidextrous No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Your teeth are so clean that I thought you were British. You don't eat Chex Mix because you always get antsy after ingesting it. You can open clamps with both feet, which indicates you're ambidextrous, but let's face it: you only eat Chex Mix.

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box Your family will all say CHEX MIX rocks!
Chex Mix is the top food snack in the land, with a cereal-based flavor that you can eat with your hands. If purchased at your local grocery store, your entire family will come to appreciate the deliciousness of Chex Mix, and they will all say that it rocks.

Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips The end
Chex Mix, you are the perfect snack for me, and I'll only consume or buy you. You're incredibly delicious and have 60% less fat than potato chips. And that's the end.