We Like Sportz
The Lonely Island Lyrics

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
We strongly enjoy playing and watching sports without any fear of judgment from others.

From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We enjoy a wide variety of sports, ranging from basketball to football's biggest championship game.

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
A list of specific sports that we enjoy the most, with football being the most important to us.

The game is starting everyone is here,
We are excited for the start of the game and all of our friends are present to watch it with us.

I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
We are fully prepared for the game with food, company, and a refreshing adult beverage.

Just two normal guys hanging out having fun
We're just two average guys bonding over our love of sports and the game we're about to watch.

E to the S to the P to the N
ESPN is the only channel we need to watch for our sports fix.

If my team loses I'll be mean all night
When our favorite team loses, we tend to be in a bad mood for the rest of the night.

If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
If someone points out our bad mood and tells us to relax, it can lead to a confrontation.

Watching sportz with girls is a pain
Women do not understand the rules of sports, and it can be a hassle to explain it to them while trying to watch the game.

They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain
It's frustrating when someone doesn't understand the basic rules of a game and there isn't enough time to explain it during the game.

Single, double, triple, home-run
A list of hits in the game of baseball.

For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
We celebrate our team's victories by firing guns into the air in a dangerous and inappropriate manner.

He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We dislike another person named Steve because he is loud and obnoxious.

Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
We make a game out of changing the word "sports" to "nuts" for fun.

"Sportz!" "Nutz!"
Continuing the word game, we alternate saying 'sports' and 'nuts'

I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
We enjoy whiskey and do not mind its strong flavor.

You think its bitter but I think its great
Some people do not like the taste of whiskey, but we enjoy it despite its bitterness.

Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We display our masculinity by smoking cigars and the odor remains in our cars.

If you say we're not then we'll see you in court
We will go to great lengths to protect our self-image as masculine sports fans, even going as far as taking legal action if necessary.

We steal the ball and we're off to the races
When we play sports, we are competitive and have a strong drive to win.

Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
We make frightening expressions to intimidate the opposing team and gain an advantage.

"What what what what what what."
Continuing to be intimidating with our expressions and noises.

From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We enjoy every aspect of a sporting event, from the social gatherings before the game to the post-game analysis on TV.

"Throw me the baseball." "Now toss me the pig skin." "Now feed me the rock." "Now give me the rock."
We're playing out the roles of different athletes in different sports.