Turtleneck & Chain
The Lonely Island feat. Snoop Dogg Lyrics

Turtle neck n' chain
Repetition of the title for emphasis

Turtle neck n' chain (sippin' on a light beer)
Reiteration of the title with added context of sipping on a light beer

My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin,
Personal description of the singer's physical appearance, contrasting the thickness of their turtleneck with the skinniness of their chain

N' I'm sippin' light beer, n my crew right here
Speaker is drinking light beer and surrounded by their friends

Chain razor thin like beer in my cup,
Comparison of the thinness of the artist's chain to the thinness of the beer they are drinking

And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Description of the singer's sweater, referencing its turtle neck and puffy appearance

Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Reiteration of speaker's physical appearance, emphasizing the size difference between their turtleneck and chain

Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy
Speaker has been drinking light beer all night and feels dizzy upon standing up

Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain,
List of the artist's accessories, referencing their light cup and thin chain

Neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again
Asserting that the artist's turtle neck is fat and not wanting to repeat themselves

Turtle neck (check) with another on deck
Speaker has multiple turtle necks available to wear

In case I spill something on it (like some light beer, yeah)
Reasoning for having an extra turtle neck on deck, to prevent damage from spilled light beer

We be braggin' bout who's chain be the thinnest
Speaker and their friends are competing over who has the thinnest chain

Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke
Comparison of the singer's turtle neck thickness to actress Delta Burke

Swimming in a Guinness (now bear with me)
Metaphor for the thickness of the beer the singer is drinking

But they can't see my chain,
Chain is so thin that it is difficult to see

Metal so thin it dissolve when it rains
Chain is so thin that it would dissolve in the rain

Got more chains than the snow patrol
Speaker has multiple thin chains, referencing the number of chains the band Snow Patrol has members

Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole
Comparison of the thinness of everyone's chains to an insect stripper pole

Chain so light when police roll by, I made it flow (I made it flow)
Chain is so light that it moves in the breeze caused by passing police cars

And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost
Comparison of the lightness of the artist's beer to a ghost

And I also wear turtle necks
Reiteration of the artist's fashion sense

Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Turtleneck sweater is so puffy that it looks like it is eating the singer's chain

Looking like cookie monster flossin' his mouth
Comparison of the artist's appearance to Cookie Monster from Sesame Street

Find me coolin' on the corner sippn' light beer foam
Speaker is relaxing on a street corner, drinking light beer foam

You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone
Speaker is implying that their fashion sense indicates their sexual activity

The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said fuck it,
Non sequitur statement

Get my two step on, with my turtle neck on
Speaker is dancing while wearing their turtle neck

Thin ass chain, light beer in my glass
Describing the artist's accessory choices

Mackin' at the bitches, the ones with the ass
Speaker is hitting on attractive women

Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do
Speaker is asking a woman if she agrees with their statement and what her response is

Oh you like my style, say you like my crew
Speaker is pleased with the woman's response to their statement and is inquiring if she likes their friends as well

Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best
Speaker is propositioning the woman and is complimenting their turtle neck

So I guess your dress, no stress, stayin' fresh as my bandanna
Speaker is complimenting the woman's appearance and is not concerned about the situation

Ima crook, so my look, Ima game go getta
Speaker is asserting their criminal nature and their ability to attract women

The fatter the puppy, get the fluffy, get the bigger the turtleneck, The more gangster it is
Speaker is suggesting that a larger turtleneck is cooler and more intimidating