Do You Love Me?
The Macc Lads Lyrics

Close your legs love, your meat smells.
I am repelled by the unpleasant odor emanating from your genitals.

But it keeps the flies off me chips.
However, your stench serves as a deterrent to flying insects that might otherwise disturb my food.

I took the crack to the flicks just the other night,
Recently, I went with my girlfriend to the cinema.

We were groating on the barrow, everything were alright,
We were snogging and feeling each other up, and everything was going well.

Then the smell like a dog took me mind from sex,
However, your vaginal odor was so pungent that it distracted me from our sexual activity.

I said "Close your legs!"
I requested that you keep your legs shut to prevent the odor from worsening.

She whispered softly in my ear,
My girlfriend spoke to me in a gentle and intimate manner.

But all I want to do is go and drink some beer,
However, all I really desire is to consume alcohol.

Then she did something I didn't understand,
After this, my girlfriend performed an action that I found puzzling and unclear in its intentions.

She didn't want a fill, she tried to hold me hand.
Instead of initiating sexual intercourse, she opted to hold my hand.

"Do you love me?"
She asked me if I had romantic feelings for her.

"I fuck you don't I?"
I responded flippantly, using our sexual activity as a supposed indicator of my love for her.

"Oh, why? Give over."
I expressed frustration at her continued pressing of the matter.

I were right confused over what she said,
I became quite perplexed by what my girlfriend had asked.

So I supped ten pints down t'old Bear's Head
To ease my confusion and frustration, I drank ten pints of beer at our local pub, The Bear's Head.

And just as I was getting a taste for it,
As I began to enjoy the taste of the beer,

Some crack walked in and it was fuckin' fit.
An attractive woman entered the establishment.

So I shouted "hey up, love"
I greeted the woman with enthusiasm.

Turned on the charm,
I began to act more charming and charismatic.

Showed her me belly and tattoos on me arm,
To impress her, I displayed my tattoos and exposed my belly.

I said "don't go to Limmogy's, have chips instead"
I suggested that she skip a meal at a certain restaurant and eat chips with me instead.

Two weeks later this is what she said.
After two weeks had elapsed, my girlfriend spoke to me and shared the following information.

"Do you love me?"
She once again asked whether I loved her or not.

"Oh why? Give over..."
I responded by expressing annoyance and frustration at her continued inquiries into my feelings.

"Do you, do you, do you, do you love me?"
She repeated her question four times in a row.

"I fuck you don't I?"
Once again, I implied that our sexual activity should serve as proof of my love for her.

"Oh why? Close your legs."
Finally, I returned to my original request that she close her legs to prevent the unpleasant odor from affecting me.