Piles
The Macc Lads Lyrics

She came from Biddulph, and she called me "duck"
I met a woman from Biddulph who used a term of endearment towards me.

I'd seen her picture in a dirty book,
I had viewed her image in a sexually explicit publication.

Something secret made her give it up,
There was a factor that made her offer herself sexually to me.

She wouldn't spill the beans.
However, she did not reveal what that reason was.

But something's wrong, Coz my car seat smelled,
However, there was a problem as my car seat had a foul odor.

She had the hardest pair of panties that I've ever felt,
I found that her undergarments were exceptionally tough to the touch.

She must be wearing a chastity belt,
I wondered if she may have been wearing a device to prevent sexual activity.

I couldn't get in her jeans.
As a result, I was unable to engage in intercourse with her.

She said: "Can you keep a secret?" and confided in me,
She asked me if I could keep a confidential matter to myself and shared it with me.

"Now don't go telling nobody!"
She requested me not to divulge the information to others.

I said: "This bastard's going on the next LP!"
However, I declared that I intended to make the revelation public on our next album.

And I yelled at the top of my lungs.
At that point, I shouted at a great volume.

She's got piles up her arse,
The woman had hemorrhoids in her anal region.

Piles up her bum,
The hemorrhoids were also present in her buttocks.

Piles up her fanny and a sore rectum,
Additionally, there were hemorrhoids in her genital area and her anus was painful.

Piles up her arse,
The condition was still present in her anal region.

Piles up her bum, and bunions.
She also had hemorrhoids in her buttocks and foot deformities.

She can't wipe her arse, and her gusset's soiled,
Due to the condition, she had trouble cleaning herself and her clothing was soiled.

By the pus dripping out of her haemmoroids,
Her hemorrhoids were oozing a discharge.

Everybody's calling her Olive Boil
As a result of her condition, people were referring to her as "Olive Boil".

She said: "Don't take the piss"
She asked me not to make fun of her condition.

Nodules up her bottom and pink polyps,
She also had nodules on her buttocks and pink growths protruding from her internal organs.

Warts up her sphincter and her buttock lips,
Moreover, she had warts around her anal opening and on the skin surrounding her buttocks.

She leaves mucus wherever she sits,
As a result of her condition, she left a slimy residue wherever she sat.

"Hey, lads! Look at this!"
She exclaimed and drew attention to her affliction.

Everytime she squats upon my face,
When she lowered herself above my head during sexual activity,

(Everytime she squats upon my face)
I was subjected to her condition.

My nose gets full of evil-smelling paste,
Not only was I exposed to the visual of her condition, but also the odor of a foul discharge.

(My nose gets full of evil-smelling paste)
Thus, I was forced to inhale a repugnant secretion.

My eyes get blinded by a bright pink bunch of grapes.
The visual of a cluster of pink hemorrhoids impaired my vision.

Piles up her arse,
Again, these lyrics refer to the woman's hemorrhoids located in her anal region.

Piles up her bum,
In addition, there were hemorrhoids in her buttocks.

Piles up her fanny and a sore rectum,
Further, she had hemorrhoids located in her genital area and an irritated anus.

Piles up her arse,
The condition persisted in her anal area.

Piles up her bum,
Additionally, the affliction was found in her buttocks.

Piles up her fanny and a sore rectum,
... and in her genital region causing pain in the anus.

Piles up her arse,
Again, referring to the continued presence of hemorrhoids in her anal area.

Piles up her bum, and bunions.
Furthermore, she had hemorrhoids located in her buttocks and suffered from foot deformities.