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The Madd Rapper ft Eminem Lyrics

Uh, hell yea man, hm
Expressing agreement and enthusiasm about something.

Oh fuck yeah
Expressing enthusiastic agreement, excitement, or pleasure.

When I'm not at home beating my shit to death I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album
Playing The Madd Rapper's album while masturbating at home.

This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell Fuck you
Introducing oneself as Ken Kaniff, and expressing anger or hostility towards someone.

I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor, I'm crazy With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy
Feeling insane and out of control, with a razor or knife weapon as a symbol of their madness.

(Okay, I'm reloaded) go bring Jay-Z (Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him) on Dre's beats
Reloading their gun, instructing someone to bring Jay-Z, and boasting about their intention to ghostwrite for him.

Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to spank it (ah)
Running naked into the women's restroom at a formal event, and masturbating.

Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk And handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her But I ain't take nothing (thanks) Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles 'Cause I was picking strange places to aim from
Robbing a bank with a tank, firing blanks, but not stealing anything, and thanking the clerk after handcuffing her to the safe. Using the same gun to shoot from different, unexpected angles.

(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window, Shady) (Ah) pay me
Challenging Slim Shady to jump out a window for $50, and collecting the bet money when he does it.

Psych, no bread, fucked up in the head Shot my girl and my sister 'cause I caught 'em in bed I'm a crazy motherfucker, might shoot me a fed Or I just might start a fistfight instead
Admitting to being mentally ill, shooting their girlfriend and sister for cheating, and contemplating violence against a law enforcement officer.

See as far as the dough go, I go loco See me pumpin' gas at your local Sunoco (twenty dollars, please) Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa Jump turn styles, then run from po-po
Acting insane over money, working a regular job as a gas station attendant, getting high on drugs, cutting corners by skipping payment, and running from the police.

Yo, yo, I wish I'd been aborted, my pockets got a shortage Everything I wanna floss, I can't afford it I'm trying to sell a O, my pops tryna snort it My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported I'm mad 'cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad 'cause my Rottweiler still shits on the rugs (goddammit, Spike) Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like (Eh, oh, dude) (Yo, this shit is crazy) (Oh, this is incredible, oh) Fuck that, Slim, keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and you need some help, word
Complaining about how poor they are, selling drugs to make ends meet, and dealing with personal problems. Feeling overwhelmed and considering taking drugs to escape reality. Refusing Slim Shady's offer to share hallucinogenic mushrooms, and recognizing that they both have mental health issues.

I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone? I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes Leave you with eight stitches What, I'm gay, 'cause I hate bitches?
Reflecting on their seemingly happy life, but questioning their own violent tendencies. Boasting about their physical violence towards others, and rejecting the idea that hating women makes them gay.

Slut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls And I'll still be mad at the world even if it apologized to me (sorry) You're hearing the last thoughts of a man About to blow his fucking brains out Fall back with a blood-stained blouse On top of his spouse, spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson In little boys' drawers shopping at toy stores Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you I just dropped a fucking pill mom, don't vacuum
Rejecting the advances of a woman, expressing anger towards the world and contemplating suicide. Describing a violent and gruesome scenario involving killing their family and harming innocent children. Making disturbing and inappropriate references to Boy George, Michael Jackson, and physical violence towards others.

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy
Embracing the craziness and chaos of life, and engaging in destructive behaviors. Affirming their own madness and that of Slim Shady and The Madd Rapper.

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy
Continuing to celebrate their insanity and destructive lifestyle.

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy
Acknowledging the difficulties of life and their own disregard for social norms or consequences.