Drunken Lazy Bastard
The Mahones Lyrics


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Last night at the pub I met my cousin Rory
It was a good day for me so I drank the pints away
And when I arrived home, my babe she was a waiting
I couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the face

Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre
They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade
They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer
So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away

REFRÃO:
Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard
You drink all night and you sleep all day
Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard
If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way

When I arrived home, my babe already left me
She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day
Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage
So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away

REFRÃO

Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay
The bastard had my wife that's not the end of the story
The dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me!





REFRÃO

Overall Meaning

The Mahones's song Drunken Lazy Bastard tells the story of a man who spends his days drinking and neglecting his responsibilities, and the consequences he faces as a result. The first verse describes how the singer meets his cousin at the pub and drinks his troubles away instead of dealing with them. When he arrives home, his partner is angry with him, leading to a physical altercation. The second verse sees him sent to the job centre, where he admits he has no trade, and so goes back to the pub instead of trying to find work. The chorus refers to his general laziness and alcoholism, and the threat of his partner leaving him if he doesn't change. The final verse reveals the twist that his cousin has been sleeping with his wife, perhaps suggesting that his problems run deeper than just his drinking and laziness.


While the song may seem like a light-hearted, humorous critique of heavy drinking, it also touches on deeper themes of neglect and the corrosive effect that addiction can have on relationships. The repetition of the chorus reinforces the idea that the singer is stuck in a cycle of self-destructive behavior, unable or unwilling to break free.


Line by Line Meaning

Last night at the pub I met my cousin Rory
I ran into my cousin Rory at the pub last night.


It was a good day for me so I drank the pints away
Since it was a good day, I drank a lot of beer.


And when I arrived home, my babe she was a waiting
When I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me.


I couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the face
I was confused when she hit me in the face.


Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre
The next morning she sent me to the job center.


They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade
When they asked about my job, I told them I didn't have one.


They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer
They told me to come back tomorrow and I agreed with no issue.


So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away
Instead of looking for a job, I went back to the pub to drink.


REFRÃO: Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard
Chorus: Wake up from bed, you lazy, drunk person.


You drink all night and you sleep all day
You drink throughout the night and sleep during the day.


If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way
If you don't get up and do something, I will leave.


When I arrived home, my babe already left me
When I got back home, my girlfriend had already left me.


She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day
She saw me at the pub in the middle of the day.


Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage
I assume that my twenty-year marriage is now over.


So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away
Rather than dealing with my failed marriage, I went back to the pub to drink.


REFRÃO
Chorus


Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory
I ran into my cousin Rory at the pub last night.


I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay
I was shocked to see who Rory had with him.


The bastard had my wife that's not the end of the story
To make matters worse, Rory had my wife with him.


The dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me!
Rory, the dirty, drunk person, drinks twice as much as I do.




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Comments from YouTube:

@djzenelvis

the song is already a classic, love the video, it is like beer Heaven!!!

@maximumblue8394

This could be the theme song for many people.

@kirkangel525

love it!!!

@alexmaruk10071alex

Hell Yeah!, Drink Every Day! lml

@joekonia797

From morocco .. drunk all night and sleep âll day

@mrsupaloco

I wanna do that! :D

@MATTGROOPIE

yes.

@xxxvodnikxxx

Czech rep [>--] hehe ! Btw try Pilsen beer :o)

@danma389

i'm drunk yeah

@antenasoskepivo5179

Pivčo máme prostě neej :-D

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