Begging
The Midnight Beast Lyrics

Hey darlin', let's not be coy
Let's not beat around the bush

You're just a girl, and I'm just a boy
We're both human, so let's get to the point

He's just a boy that wants to have sex
I'm a guy looking to get laid

And let us be serious you could be next
You have the opportunity to be with me

If you're lucky, you might fuck me
You might just get to have sex with me

In a two bedroom flat in Putney
We'll do it in an apartment in Putney

Then you got with Ashe, whoop-de-doo
You chose to be with someone else instead

Wasn't that your ambition to do?
Wasn't it what you wanted?

Why don't you want him?
Why didn't you choose me instead?

I got a perfect body, baby
I have a great physique

I even think that I would shave it
I would even go to the effort of shaving for you

I can last for half an hour
I have great stamina in bed

Baby when the world ends
In the future, when the world is in ruins

You're gonna begging me for sex
You'll come crawling back to me for intimacy

We'll be the only people
We'll be the last humans alive

That are left to resurrect
The only ones who can repopulate the Earth

You're gonna be begging me for juice
You'll want to have my children

So when the world ends, ends, ends
When the world comes to an end

If you wanna role-play with me
If you want to engage in fantasy scenarios with me

I'll pull your legs like Moses to sea
I'll do whatever it takes to satisfy you

I can be Adam and you can be Eve
We can reenact the story of creation

Lend me a bush, I'll plant a seed
Give me a chance to impregnate you

That's offensive to religion
That could be seen as sacrilegious

But I just had a sexual vision!
But I can't help but have sexual thoughts

So? I think we're stuck
So, what's the problem?

I've got a boner pick with you!
I have a bone to pick with you!

For the sake of saving human-kind
To preserve our species

He's wearing jeggings
He's wearing tight pants

With the hope that it could make you mine
Hoping it makes me more attractive to you

They're kind of itchy
The pants are uncomfortable

This could be our time
This is our chance to be together

You'll never be able to say no
You'll have no choice but to give in to me

I'll be the only boy and so
I'll be the only man left

You'll have to have a go
You'll have to give it a try

You're gonna be desperate
You'll be eager to have sex with me

You're gonna be begging me for kids
You'll want to have children with me

We'll need to save the world
It's our duty to repopulate the Earth

So I won't have to use a lid
So I won't have to use a condom

Oh baby, when the world ends
My dear, when the world comes to an end

So don't be frigid baby
Don't be cold or distant with me

You and me could have a baby
We could start a family together

Come on baby, don't act shady
Don't be suspicious of me

I'm your man and you're my lady
We're meant to be together

That you have left to get erect
That you still have left to have sex with

We're gonna be the only people
We'll be the last surviving humans

That are left to reproduce
The only ones who can continue the human race