Scotland
The Mighty Regis Lyrics


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We don't have that much in common
We don't even sound alike
I've never been to Scotland
I got me own bagpipes
Keep your double-O seven
We got Remington Steele
My fucking pride is Irish
I don't care what you feel

(Chorus)
Scotland, you're not all that great
Scotland, you fill us with hate
Scotland, don't make a big fuss
Scotland, you owe us

Still earing kilts and knee socks
That shite's getting old
If it wasn't for the Guinness
We'd fucking run the globe
I saw the movie Braveheart
No big deal to me
If not for the Irish
You wouldn't be free

(Spoken rant)

(Chorus)

Scotch ain't the only whiskey
We have Jameson with our stout
I don't care for Ewan MacGregor
So Paddy knocked him out

Have Edinburgh, Scotland
We've got Cliffs of Mohr
Our tourist are drunk
They'll skip your fucking tour
Eat up all that haggis
With potatoes we feast
Wath that mouth there Scotty
You'll be Ireland East





(Chorus 2x)

Overall Meaning

The song "Scotland" by The Mighty Regis is a humorous take on the rivalry between Scotland and Ireland, highlighting their differences and poking fun at the Scottish culture. The lyrics begin by stating that the two countries do not have much in common, and the singer doesn't even sound like he belongs in Scotland, proudly announcing that he has his own bagpipes. The chorus then states that Scotland is not all that great and that they fill the Irish with hate, ending with the line "Scotland, you owe us."


The song then goes on to mock the traditional Scottish clothing of kilts and knee socks, suggesting that it is getting old and that the Irish would run the globe if it weren't for Guinness. The reference to Braveheart is made, but the singer claims it was only the Irish who made Scotland free. The spoken rant in the middle of the song adds to the humorous tone and further emphasizes the point that the singer is not a fan of Scottish culture. The song ends with the singer boasting about Jameson whiskey and the Cliffs of Mohr, claiming that the Irish tourists are too drunk to bother with Scottish tours and warning Scotland not to provoke the Irish.


Line by Line Meaning

We don't have that much in common
Although we are both Celtic nations, Scotland and Ireland don't share many similarities


We don't even sound alike
Our accents and dialects are quite different


I've never been to Scotland
I have never visited Scotland


I got me own bagpipes
I have my own bagpipes with an Irish sound and style


Keep your double-O seven
We don't need or care for James Bond, a symbol of British pop culture


We got Remington Steele
We are satisfied with our own television shows, such as Remington Steele


My fucking pride is Irish
I am very proud of my Irish heritage


I don't care what you feel
I don't care about your opinion of Ireland or Irish people


Scotland, you're not all that great
Scotland is not as great as it thinks it is


Scotland, you fill us with hate
Scotland's attitude towards Ireland causes resentment


Scotland, don't make a big fuss
Scotland shouldn't be overly proud and boastful


Scotland, you owe us
Scotland owes Ireland for its contributions to the wider Celtic culture


Still earing kilts and knee socks
Scotland's traditional dress is outdated and not practical


That shite's getting old
Those clothes are becoming stale


If it wasn't for the Guinness
Without the influence of Irish culture, the world wouldn't have Guinness beer


We'd fucking run the globe
Ireland would be the dominant global culture if not for British influence


I saw the movie Braveheart
I have watched the film Braveheart, a story about Scottish independence


No big deal to me
The movie doesn't have any particular significance to me


If not for the Irish
Without the influence of Irish history and culture, Scotland would not have achieved its freedom


You wouldn't be free
Scotland owes its independence to Irish people


Scotch ain't the only whiskey
There are other whiskies besides Scotch, such as Jameson from Ireland


We have Jameson with our stout
Jameson whiskey is commonly consumed in Ireland with beer


I don't care for Ewan MacGregor
I am not personally fond of the Scottish actor, Ewan MacGregor


So Paddy knocked him out
An Irish person, called Paddy, once punched Ewan MacGregor


Have Edinburgh, Scotland
Scotland can keep Edinburgh, its capital city


We've got Cliffs of Mohr
Ireland also has breathtaking natural landmarks, such as the Cliffs of Moher


Our tourist are drunk
Many of our tourists come to Ireland to drink alcohol and have fun


They'll skip your fucking tour
These tourists will not waste their time on Scottish tours


Eat up all that haggis
Scottish cuisine, such as haggis, doesn't appeal to me


With potatoes we feast
We prefer Irish staples, such as potatoes, in our meals


Watch that mouth there Scotty
Scotland shouldn't be so quick to talk back to Ireland


You'll be Ireland East
Scotland will become like an extension of Ireland


Scotland, you're not all that great
Reiterated message that Scotland is not as amazing as it thinks it is


Scotland, you fill us with hate
Reiterated message that Scotland's attitude causes resentment in Ireland




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