Who's Got the Crack
The Moldy Peaches Lyrics


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There’s no such thing as a harmless joke
There’s no such thing as a gentle toke
There’s no such thing as panama jack

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I am a goat in a moat with a boat

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It’s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but I’m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right

Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?




Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

Overall Meaning

The Moldy Peaches’ song “Who’s Got the Crack?” is a satirical take on drug addiction and the search for the next high, through the use of playful and nonsensical lyrics. The verse “there’s no such thing as a harmless joke, there’s no such thing as a gentle toke, there’s no such thing as Panamajack” makes a statement about how drugs, even when perceived as minor or harmless, can still cause harm and have consequences.


The repeated chorus of “who’s got the crack?” further emphasizes how the search for the next high can become an obsession, and can lead individuals to reckless behavior. This is further exemplified in the verse “I wanna be reckless but I’m feeling so uptight, put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right” which suggests the use of drugs can lead to inappropriate and potentially dangerous behavior.


The nonsensical verse “I am a goat in a moat with a boat” adds to the playful and absurd nature of the song, suggesting that the search for the next high can cause individuals to lose touch with reality and their own identity.


Overall, while the song may appear to glorify drug use and addiction through its playful lyrics and catchy chorus, it actually serves as a commentary on the dangers and consequences of substance abuse.


Line by Line Meaning

There’s no such thing as a harmless joke
Jokes may not always be harmless and can even be hurtful to others


There’s no such thing as a gentle toke
Marijuana usage carries some risk and is not necessarily always harmless


There’s no such thing as panama jack
Panama Jack is not a solution to any problem or need


Who’s got the crack? Who’s got the crack?
The artist is looking for someone who has crack cocaine


I am a goat in a moat with a boat
The artist feels lost and out of place in their current situation


I like it when my hair is poofy
The singer likes their appearance to be unique and unconventional


I like it when you slip me a roofy
The singer is engaging in risky, non-consensual behavior and is being irresponsible


I like it when you've got the crack
The artist is addicted to crack cocaine and is willing to engage in harmful behavior to get it


I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
The artist wants to be carefree and unconventional but cannot find love or happiness


It’s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
Life can be difficult and unpredictable, even in seemingly mundane situations


I wanna be reckless but I’m feeling so uptight
The singer desires to let go and be reckless but feels constrained by anxiety and fear


Put your mama in a headlock baby and do it right
The artist is engaging in violent and offensive behavior without regard for others


Who’s got the crack?
The singer continues to search for someone who has crack cocaine




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Written by: ADAM GREEN, GRR ANPAR, KIMYA DAWSON

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