Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
The Mothers of Invention Lyrics


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FZ: Blow your harmonica, son




Overall Meaning

The Mothers of Invention's song Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask is a surreal and satirical track that defies easy interpretation. The lyrics are sparse and enigmatic, with only one line actually being sung: "Blow your harmonica, son," spoken by Frank Zappa himself. This line can be seen as a metaphor for the song's twisted and unpredictable soundscape, which features distorted saxophones, electronic noises, and bizarre vocal effects.


The song's title is a reference to the famous composition by French composer Claude Debussy, "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun," which explored themes of sexual desire and eroticism. Zappa's version takes this idea to an absurd extreme, inventing a scenario in which a gas mask becomes a fetish object. The song can be seen as a commentary on the absurdity of sexual fetishes and the ways in which they can distort desire and pleasure.


Overall, Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask is a challenging and provocative work of art that defies easy categorization. Its surreal imagery and twisted sense of humor make it a classic example of Zappa's unique and innovative approach to music.


Line by Line Meaning

Blow your harmonica, son
Play a tune on your harmonica, young man


Squawk with the chicken, talk with the ham
Make noises like a chicken and talk to a ham


Get up, pick a card
Stand up and choose a card


Any card
Choose any card


Come on a down to the store
Come down to the store


Get with the people who've got rhythm
Hang out with people who can keep a beat


Hey officer!
Hey, police officer!


You want to arrest somebody, arrest them over there
If you want to arrest someone, arrest one of those people over there


They're breaking the law
Those people are breaking the law


Get up, get down, all around
Stand up, sit down, move around


Get funky when you can
Dance in a fun and energetic manner when you have the opportunity


Take off your shoes
Remove your footwear


Take off your hat
Remove your headwear


I am no nuclear scientist, I love the bomb
I don't have expertise in nuclear science, but I appreciate the destructive power of an atomic bomb


Drop your pants
Lower your pants


Raise your eye, get ready for the big surprise
Open your eye wide, prepare for a big shock


Everything you know is wrong
All your knowledge is incorrect


Black is white, up is down and short is long
Contrary to what you believe, black is white, up is down and short is long


And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Things that you thought were important are now trivial


Let my people go
Free my people


Watch out for that dude over there who says stuff
Be cautious of the man over there who speaks out


Remember that first two hundred thousand years or so, man didn't have a God, so he was free to sin
For the first few hundred thousand years, mankind did not worship a deity, allowing him to commit sins without religious consequences


Welcome to the United States of America
Greetings to the country known as the United States of America


Welcome to the supermarket of love
Welcome to a place where love is treated like a commodity


Love comes in spurts, it's a funny thing
Love is unpredictable and comes in unexpected bursts


Love is a rose that can stick you from the inside out
Love can be beautiful but can also cause pain


Love is frequently inadequate, false, and fictional
Love is often insufficient, untrue, and imaginary


Love is a verb, love is a doing word
Love is an action, it requires effort


Love is a feeling that can turn in a minute
Love can change quickly


Now we're cooking with the big microwave
Now we are using a powerful microwave oven


People hated disco music but I always liked it
Despite the fact that many people disliked disco music, I was always drawn to it


The most important thing in the universe is cynicism
The most critical element in the cosmos is cynicism


Sexual depravity is my duty to perform
I have a responsibility to engage in sexual misconduct


I tell you baby, you can't have cunnilingus if you do not eat meat
I am stating that if you are a vegetarian or vegan, you cannot perform oral sex on a woman


There are a few things that are shocking in life, and anal sex is one of them
There are some life experiences that are surprising, and anal sex is among them


I am the slime from your video
I am the slime that is contaminating your videotape


Take one bite, take one bite of the apple, suck one drop of the juice, taste the white elixir
Have a bite of the fruit, consume a sip of the juice, try the liquid that is white in color


Grow your teeth, bite your gums
Use your teeth to bite your gums


Swallow your soul, have a nice cold glass of Drano
Ingest a toxic substance known as Drano that can dissolve materials, and suppress your emotions


And then you'll dream, you know you'll have a dream
Afterwards, you will have a dream


The snail is fast compared to thou
The snail is quicker than you




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