Uncle Bernie's Farm
The Mothers of Invention Lyrics

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up,
On Uncle Bernie's farm, there exists a toy bomb that is capable of exploding and harming one's mother.

A bomb for yo daddy too! (ouch!)
Similarly, there is another toy bomb that can harm the father as well.

A baby doll that burps 'n pees;
One of the toys on the farm is a baby doll that has realistic functions like burping and urinating.

A case of airplane glue!
Uncle Bernie's farm contains a case of airplane glue, which can be used irresponsibly as a hazardous toy for children.

There's a hungry plastic troll,
One of the toys on the farm is a troll that appears as if it's constantly hungry for human body parts.

To scarf yo buddy's arm!
The troll toy's function is to snatch the arm of a child's friend, as if it's trying to eat it.

There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: 'Uncle bernie's farm'
All these toys are available in a box that has the label 'Uncle Bernie's farm', indicating its potential to harm children.

There's a little plastic 'congress'
Another toy on the farm is a set of plastic figures of representatives and senators, portraying the US government system.

There's a 'nation' you can buy!
These toys are sold with a corresponding concept of a nation within the farm, which reflects the real-world America.

There's a doll that looks like mommy (She'll do anything but cry) (yes, sir)
There is a doll that resembles the mother figure, except it's programmed to have different functions, including not crying.

There's a doll that looks like daddy (He's a funny little man...
Similarly, there is a toy that resembles a father figure but is designed to be humorous.

Push a button 'n ask fo money: There's a dollar in his hand!) (check his wallet)
Another toy in the Uncle Bernie's farm is a father-like toy that disperses money when prompted through button-pushing. However, there's a joke about checking his wallet because the toy would probably run out of money afterwards.

We gotta send sanny claus back to de rescue mission!
The song lyrics express the need to stop Santa Claus from bringing dangerous toys to children.

Christmas don't make it no more!
The lyrics convey the idea that the real purpose of Christmas has been distorted by the commercialization of dangerous toys.

Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in new york)
The song highlights that the ubiquitous availability of harmful toys affects not only children but also innocent civilians who happen to be in a store where they are sold.

There's a man who runs the country
Another toy in the farm is a figure who takes up the role of a person in power representing the government.

There's a man who tried to think
Similarly, there is a figure resembling someone with leadership qualities, manifesting in the form of having 'thoughtfulness.'

And they're all made out of plastic (When they melt, they start to stink)
The repeated theme of all figures being made of plastic underscores the issue that these toys lack emotions, sensitivity, and thoughtfulness - fundamental values in human society. The second part of the line is pointing out the danger that these toys could cause when melted.

There's a book with smiling children, Nearly dead with christmas joys
The farm even features a book containing pictures of children who seem overly excited with Christmas-related presents, emphasizing the point that the commercial side of Christmas can be dangerous and harmful.

And smiling in his office Is the creep who makes 'the toys'
The lyrics highlight the creators of the dangerous toys who are aware of the harm they are doing, yet continue to produce these toys for economic gains and willful destruction of childhoods.

(they got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
One of the toys on the farm is a car that resembles something deadly. The lyrics suggest the manufacturing of a toy car that reenacts a fatal accident, contrary to the essence of childhood imagination and innocence.

You got little plastic pools of blood
The quote connotes that the model car mentioned in the previous line comes with additional gruesome details such as fake-blood-pools.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (I'm dreaming...)
The song ends with the humorous addition of Santa Claus' laughter, implying that even the maker of the song is aware of how ridiculous the ideas of lethal toys are.