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The Notorious B.I.G. Lyrics

As I sit back relax, steam a blunt, sip a Becks
As I chill out and smoke some weed while drinking Beck's beer

Think about the sexy singers that I wanna sex
Thinking about the hot female singers I want to have sex with

I'd probably go to jail for fucking Patti LaBelle
If I had sex with Patti LaBelle, it would likely be illegal and I could go to jail

Ooh Regina Belle, she'd probably do me swell
Regina Belle is attractive and would likely be good in bed with me

Jasmine Guy was fly, Mariah Carey's kinda scary
Jasmine Guy is hot, but Mariah Carey is a little intimidating

Wait a minute, what about my honey Mary?
I shouldn't forget about my girl Mary, who I also find attractive

Them jeans they fitting like a glove
Your jeans fit perfectly and look great

I had a crush on you since Real Love
I've had a crush on you since the song Real Love

Hold your horses, I'ma show you who the boss of intercourse is
Wait a moment, I'll show you who's the best at sex

Sex, I'm taking no losses
I'm not losing at sex, I'm winning

Even groups like SWV and TLC
Even famous female singing groups like SWV and TLC

Can't see B.I.G. with telepathy
They can't read my mind to see my thoughts about them

The recipe, a pinch of hardcore with a gun
The perfect combination is a bit of aggression and a weapon

Pimping ain't easy but it sure is fun
Being a pimp is difficult, but it's also enjoyable

When I bust my nuts I bust 'em one by one
When I orgasm, it's intense and happens repeatedly

So what's the 4-1-1 hun?
So tell me, what's the information honey?

Dreams of fucking an R&B bitch
Fantasizing about having sex with a female R&B singer

I'll put Chante Moore pussy in stitches
Chante Moore will be very satisfied after we have sex

I'll fuck RuPaul before I fuck them ugly ass X-Scape bitches
I'd rather have sex with RuPaul than those unattractive X-Scape girls

You can 76 the 69, try 68
Let's switch things up and try a different sexual position

Make Raven-Symoné call date rape
I could have sex with Raven-Symoné even if she doesn't want to

Only 'cause I'm paid, I'm fucking all of Jade
I'm only able to have sex with all of the members of the group Jade because I'm wealthy

And my DJ Zhane she likes it when they say
My DJ Zhane enjoys it when people shout out her name

"Everybody move your body"
"Everyone, start dancing and moving your body"

Got Whitney Houston boosting from Bobby
Whitney Houston is influenced by Bobby Brown's behavior and choices

As I bust the cherry of Monica and Terry
I'll have sex with both Monica and Terry for the first time

Backshots to Chaka, I know that pussy hairy
I'll have sex with Chaka from behind, and I know she has pubic hair

Sade, ooh I know that pussy tight
Sade would be tight during sex

Smack Tina Turner give her flashbacks of Ike
If I hit Tina Turner during sex, it might remind her of her ex-husband Ike Turner

Smoke a stoge, fucking En Vogue because it's four of them
I'll smoke a cigarette and have sex with all four members of En Vogue

Jimmy hats for Patra, I'm using all of them
I'll use all of my condoms while having sex with Patra

(What about Toni Braxton?)
(What about Toni Braxton?)

If that bitch give me action, guaranteed satisfaction
If Toni Braxton has sex with me, she will definitely feel satisfied

I'm just playing, but I'm saying
I'm just kidding, but I mean what I say

I'm just playing, I'm saying
I'm joking, but I'm serious