Love Potion
The Nylons Lyrics


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I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a shop down on 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion number nine

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a shop down on 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion number nine

I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I'd been this way since 1956
She stretched out her palm and she made a magic sign
She said 'What you need boy is Love Potion number nine'

She bent down, she turned around she gave me a wink
She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink'
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number nine

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

She bent down, she turned around, she gave me a wink
She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink'
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number nine

Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you

Overall Meaning

The Nylons's song Love Potion number nine is a fun and lighthearted tune about a man who is seeking help from a gypsy named Madame Ruth. The singer tells Madame Ruth that he has been unsuccessful with women since 1956, and she suggests he try Love Potion number nine. Despite the strange smell and appearance of the potion, he drinks it, and his experiences become wild, surreal, and beyond his control. The song has a catchy chorus that hints that love can be unpredictable and crazy, especially when dealing with someone like the singer's lover, whom the singer calls a "spooky little girl."


The song's verses offer an interesting commentary on social hierarchy and authority. In this instance, the singer's misadventures begin when he kisses a police officer. While the singer might view the police officer as a threatening authority figure, the officer sees the singer as someone who is "spooky" precisely because of his erratic behavior while under the influence of Love Potion Number Nine. Thus, the lyrics underscore how subjective and interpretive our notions of "spooky" and even "love" can be, depending on the context.


Line by Line Meaning

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
The singer had some problems with finding love, and so decided to visit Madame Ruth


You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
Madame Ruth is a well-known gypsy with a gold-capped tooth


She's got a shop down on 34th and Vine
Madame Ruth's shop is located on 34th and Vine


Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion number nine
Madame Ruth sells small bottles containing Love Potion number nine


I told her that I was a flop with chicks
The artist confessed to Madame Ruth that he had been unsuccessful with getting girls


I'd been this way since 1956
The singer had been unsuccessful with girls since 1956


She stretched out her palm and she made a magic sign
Madame Ruth gestured towards the singer with her palm and made a magic sign


She said 'What you need boy is Love Potion number nine'
Madame Ruth prescribed Love Potion number nine to the artist


She bent down, she turned around she gave me a wink
Madame Ruth slyly gave the artist a wink and then proceeded to mix the Love Potion


She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink'
Madame Ruth mixed the Love Potion right there in front of the artist, in a sink


It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian Ink
The Love Potion had an unpleasant smell and appearance, resembling turpentine and Indian ink


I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
The artist was hesitant about drinking the Love Potion but eventually did so anyway


I didn't know if it was day or night
After drinking the Love Potion, the singer lost perception of time


I started kissin' everything in sight
As a result of drinking the Love Potion, the singer began to kiss everything he saw


But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
The singer accidentally kissed a police officer on 34th and Vine


He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number nine
The police officer accidentally broke the Love Potion bottle


Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
The artist believes that love can be unpredictable and crazy when it involves a mysterious girl like the one he is interacting with




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