The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the O… Read Full Bio ↴The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It's free to download from The Onion.
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Coca-Cola Scholarship Just 15 Cases Of Coke
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Timothy Bates
Whitecastle actually out here making steamed hams
apealeal
But i thought you said steamed clams
unums
Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.
Johnny Fuentes
@unums You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
apealeal
@Johnny Fuentes it's a regional dialect
Adam Samir
@apealeal what region 😭
Krystal Jordan
White Castle does not use mustard on their burgers. That’s Krystal’s
Taylor Maide
Thank you🥲
cameron
You tell him Krystal Jordan. If anyone knows the lore behind White Castle vs Krystal's, it's Krystal Jordan.
T X7777
Thank you!! 😆 no mustard