The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the O… Read Full Bio ↴The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It's free to download from The Onion.
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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
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@planetary109
"She was always smiling, but I didn't know what to do to help her."
@MakingEverythingUK
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@ZettyLad
jackattack707 Are you okay??
@ZettyLad
Christina Reynolds Also, the heck you talking about lad?
@gamerunit9500
@Christina Reynolds Thats amazing😅
@gamerunit9500
@Christina Reynolds just wondering what kind of things happened if that happened to other people
@ThreeTailedMoon
"This is for those who have a persistent positive outlook on life" LMFAO
@forman208
You wrote this comment a decade ago.
Joke really wasn't THAT funny though
@thetechnocrat6388
Wow time flies. I was 5 when you wrote that comment and didn't even know yt was a thing
@drabberfrog
I was 3 when you wrote this comment. Im 14 now.