Oh Shit
The Pharcyde Lyrics

Little Sally Walker, sittin' in a saucer
A girl named Sally Walker was sitting in a child's saucer, which is like a small chair.

Oh, how I tossed that ass up
I had sex with Sally Walker.

Like a mission in the woods, Woody Woodpecker would if he could
Having sex with Sally was like a conquest, like a cartoon character named Woody Woodpecker would pursue.

But I didn't want to pass it up
I didn't want to miss the opportunity.

To the next man had my Walkman bumpin' on
I was listening to music on my Walkman to block out the sounds of other people nearby.

The fifty yard line and my adrenaline pumpin'
I was excited and energized, as if I was at a sports game on the 50-yard line.

Like a killer thriller driller tiller out with the Miller brew
I was feeling like a tough guy who drinks Miller beer.

Filler up, took it 'til the damn Dutch puked
I kept drinking until I got sick, like someone from the Netherlands who can't handle alcohol.

Luke Skywalker ain't a sweettalker so I got ill
I was being aggressive, like the Star Wars character Luke Skywalker in a fight.

With my Lightsaber that came in one fancy flavor
I was using my penis as a metaphorical Lightsaber, which was impressive to me.

My strange behavior led to an outburst
My actions were unusual and caused me to lose control.

The night felt good but the day got worse
At the time, I enjoyed what I was doing, but the next day everything was worse.

I thought I was alone, slim Tre the stowaway
I believed I was being sneaky, like the character Slim Tre who hides on a ship.

With a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to pay
I was with a beautiful woman that I felt was worth the risk I was taking.

I looked over my shoulder and my cover was peeled
I was caught in the act and had been exposed.

By my whole school sayin "ooh" and I'm busted for real
Everyone at school found out what I had done, and I was in trouble.

(He came and went at the same time)
This is an ambiguous and nonsensical line.

What to say the least
At the very least, this situation was interesting.

I'm so slick that they need to call me grease
I'm very smooth and good at manipulating situations.

'Cause I slips and I slides when I rides on the beast
I can handle any situation and make it work for me, like a skilled rider on a wild animal.

Imani and your mom sittin' in a tree
Imani (a name) and someone's mother were spending time together.

K-i-s-s (i-n-g)
They were kissing.

Yo, first comes the tongue
The first step in kissing is the use of the tongue.

And then come the she my homey's m-o-m what (m-i-e)
I realized that my friend's mother was one of the women involved in the kissing.

Yo, and to think from day one in my eyes I show fear 'cause
From the beginning, I had been afraid of the mother and the situation.

I stepped into his house, his mom's grinnin' ear to ear
When I went to my friend's house, his mother greeted me with a big smile.

Gigglin' and winks for weeks
She had been flirting with me for a while, making suggestive comments and gestures.

I would encounter from this female
I had a lot of interactions with this woman.

She's sizin' me up for the kill
I realized that she was interested in having sex with me, and was planning out how to make it happen.

Oh what the hell is what I said to myself so that I wouldn't worry
I tried to reassure myself that everything was okay, even though I felt nervous and afraid.

I'm sittin' on the couch and wish Greg would please hurry up
I was trying to distract myself and focus on something else, by waiting for my friend to arrive.

She offered me a cup of ripple, broke out the titty
She gave me a drink and then revealed her breast to me.

Squeezed her nipple, said, "Suck it if you like but please don't bite it"
She gave me permission to suck on her nipple, but warned me not to bite it.

I had an urge to say fuck it but I knew I had to fight it
I wanted to give in to my desire, but knew that I needed to resist.

Before I could say alakazam par dick ma wah
This line is nonsensical and has no clear meaning.

Flipped this old bitch in a doggie style
I had sex with the woman from behind, like a dog does.

Greg walked in the room that nigga cold had a fit
My friend Greg walked in on us and was extremely upset.

But all this numbskull could say was, "Oh shit!"
All I could manage to say was an expression of surprise and shock.

One fine summertime Sunday evening
This is the beginning of a new story.

Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
A busy street was bustling with activity.

Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Things aren't always what they seem.

Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
I approached someone who I thought was an attractive woman.

Rollin' in a purple samurai Suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
She had a car and fancy hair that made her seem more attractive.

Dude, she was dope, man, real dope on the real
I thought she was really attractive and amazing.

Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey beep beep
I made a flirty gesture and she responded playfully.

The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
The following day, we went to the beach together.

Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
This woman was my new romantic interest.

Coolin' on the beach and now she's rubbin' on my booty
We were relaxing on the beach and she was touching my butt in a sexual way.

Suck suck suckin' on my neck like Dracula
She was kissing my neck fiercely, like a vampire would.

But it wasn't all that spectacular (Why?)
Despite the sexual activity, I was not fully enjoying myself.

'Cause everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
Every time I touched her breast, she would stop me.

She would be like quit b
She would tell me to stop.

Bitch was frontin' but I didn't say nothin'
She was pretending to be uninterested, but I didn't argue with her.

Then all of a sudden as if someone pushed the button
Suddenly something changed, almost as if a switch were flipped.

I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
I felt uneasy and sensed that something was off.

Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
I noticed for the first time that her feet were unusually large.

Then it hit me, oh please God no
I realized something that I was worried about before.

Don't let this ho turn out to be a John Doe
I was worried that she might actually be a man in disguise.

He pulled a fast one on me, yo
Someone tricked me and I fell for it.

I guess that's one of those things that make you go, shit
This was an unexpected and negative experience.