Drunken Master
The Pietasters Lyrics


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Don't be a bull in a china shop
Pick up my foot and then the next one drop
Drunken style is his martial art
You can't push him around like no old hand cart
Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass
I am no fool i keep my mind intact
Stumble down the street people passin' remarks
Cause when me walk, me walk and kotch

I am the drunken master
Test my crew bukup on a disaster
I am the drunken master

Don't be a bull in a china shop
Pick up my foot and then the next one drop
Stumble down the street people passin remarks
Cause when me walk, me walk and kotch
Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass
I am no fool i keep my mind intact
Drunken style are me martial art
Can't push we around like no old hand cart

I am the drunken master
Test my crew bukup on a disaster
I am the drunken master

Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba
Screamin comin atchya drunken master

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi
Kick karate from me high dea me knee
Troddin the fertile crescent with me nine section whip
Scrip itta writ in heiroglyphic sanskrit

Mix this music just like a chemist
Wordsmith by osmosis
Mystic chopstick inna your brainbasket
Like a locksmith your cerebelum gets picked

Esoteric like a jedi mind trick
You'll get your fix on his kicks
Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba
Screamin comin atchya pietaster

Ba, chi, liu, wu, si, san, er, yi
Just like joon rhee, nobody bothers me

Test my crew bukup on a disaster
I am the drunken master

I am the drunken master




Test my crew bukup on a disaster
I am the drunken master

Overall Meaning

The Pietasters’ song “Drunken Master” is a tribute to the martial artist style of the same name. The lyrics describe the confidence and skill of someone who has mastered the art of fighting while under the influence. They challenge listeners not to be like a bull in a china shop, but to pick up their feet and walk with purpose. The drunken style is referred to as their martial art, which they use to defend themselves against those who try to push them around.


The lyrics also describe their ability to endure pain, boasting that they can sleep on nails and eat broken glass without losing their mind. As they stumble down the street, they attract the attention of onlookers who pass judgment on their unconventional manner of walking, but they pay no mind. The chorus repeats the phrase “I am the drunken master,” reminding listeners of their skill and confidence.


Overall, the lyrics give the impression of someone who is almost invincible—able to walk through life unscathed despite any obstacles or challenges. The nod to martial arts and Eastern philosophy adds to the mystical quality of the song.


Line by Line Meaning

Don't be a bull in a china shop
Don't act recklessly, be careful and cautious.


Pick up my foot and then the next one drop
I move with precision and control even when drunk.


Drunken style is his martial art
I fight using a unique style of martial arts that involves drunken movements.


You can't push him around like no old hand cart
I am not easily pushed around or controlled like a hand cart.


Sleep on nails and I eat broken glass
I am willing to endure pain and hardship to prove my strength.


I am no fool i keep my mind intact
Despite my reckless behavior, I am not foolish and maintain control of my mind.


Stumble down the street people passin' remarks
I may appear drunk and unsteady, but people should not underestimate my abilities.


Cause when me walk, me walk and kotch
When I walk, I do so with my own unique style and rhythm.


I am the drunken master
I am skilled in using drunken movements in martial arts.


Test my crew bukup on a disaster
Challenge my crew and see the consequences.


Yi, er, san ,si, wu, liu, chi, ba
Counting in Chinese numerical order, building anticipation for the next line.


Screamin comin atchya drunken master
I am a force to be reckoned with, approaching with loud screams.


Kick karate from me high dea me knee
I am skilled in a variety of martial arts techniques.


Troddin the fertile crescent with me nine section whip
I am travel to various places, carrying a deadly weapon with me.


Scrip itta writ in heiroglyphic sanskrit
I possess knowledge and wisdom from different cultures and languages.


Mix this music just like a chemist
I am skilled in creating music, much like a chemist creates mixtures.


Wordsmith by osmosis
My music and lyrics come to me naturally and effortlessly.


Mystic chopstick inna your brainbasket
My words have a powerful and lasting effect on your mind and thoughts.


Like a locksmith your cerebelum gets picked
My words and music unlock the hidden parts of your brain and psyche.


Esoteric like a jedi mind trick
My music and lyrics possess a mystical quality that is hard to understand, much like a Jedi's mind trick.


You'll get your fix on his kicks
My music and lyrics will satisfy your craving for a unique and powerful experience.


Just like joon rhee, nobody bothers me
No one can stop me, much like the famous martial artist Joon Rhee.




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on Set Me Up

The song is about former DC mayor, Marion Barry.

On January 18, 1990, Barry was arrested with a former girlfriend, Hazel Diane Moore, in a sting operation at the Vista International Hotel by the FBI and D.C. police for crack cocaine use and possession. Moore was an FBI informant when she invited Barry to the hotel room and insisted that he smoke freebase cocaine before they had sex, while agents in another room watched on camera, waiting for Barry to accept her offer. During the videotaped arrest, Barry says of Moore, "Bitch set me up.”

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