Romeo
The Planet Smashers Lyrics


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My girlfriend is a lesbian
Not even bi-sexual
Am I just a thespian
Acting out Romeo?

We cruise chicks together
We dress in real fake leather
But sometimes the weather,
It gets to hot...

We can kiss like mothers
We can sleep like brothers
We can walk like lovers,
But that's as far as it goes

And so I do not hesitate
To hope one day that she turns straight




And if that day never comes,
Then make me a lesbian

Overall Meaning

The Planet Smashers's song Romeo is a humorous and witty take on the complexities of human relationships and sexuality. The opening line "My girlfriend is a lesbian" immediately sets the tone for the rest of the song, as it highlights the confusion and uncertainty that the singer is experiencing. He then goes on to clarify that his girlfriend is not even bisexual and wonders if he is simply "acting out Romeo", i.e. pretending to be someone he is not just to please her.


The lyrics go on to describe the various activities that the couple engage in together, such as cruising for girls and dressing in fake leather. However, the singer also acknowledges the limitations of their relationship, stating that while they can kiss and sleep together, they cannot take things any further. The song ends on a somewhat hopeful note, with the singer expressing his willingness to accept his partner's sexuality and even consider becoming a lesbian himself if need be.


Line by Line Meaning

My girlfriend is a lesbian
The singer's significant other is solely attracted to women


Not even bi-sexual
The girlfriend is not open to relationships with both men and women


Am I just a thespian
The singer wonders if they are just playing the role of a lover in this scenario


Acting out Romeo?
The artist questions if their relationship is just a performance, like the play Romeo and Juliet


We cruise chicks together
The artist and their girlfriend go out together to find romantic partners


We dress in real fake leather
The couple shares a style and perhaps subculture, but their relationship is still unfulfilling


But sometimes the weather, It gets to hot...
Their physical closeness can sometimes be uncomfortable or awkward


We can kiss like mothers
The couple can show physical affection like family members


We can sleep like brothers
The partners share a friendship and close bond, but not romantic attraction


We can walk like lovers, But that's as far as it goes
Their love is platonic and does not extend beyond certain boundaries


And so I do not hesitate
The singer is determined and confident in their desire


To hope one day that she turns straight
The artist wishes for their partner to become attracted to men


And if that day never comes, Then make me a lesbian
If the girlfriend never changes her preference, the singer would rather identify as a woman who is romantically and sexually attracted to women




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: MARCUS MILLER, MARK STEVENS, LENNY WHITE *, BERNARD WRIGHT *

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