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Candy Cigarette
The Presidents of the United States of America Lyrics


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Three PM and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie

She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
Suckin' on a candy cigarette

Three PM and we're slow to recover
We're hangin' out and well hungover
This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini
So pass the fire and light me sweetie

She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
Suckin' on a candy cigarette

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to The Presidents of the United States of America's song Candy Cigarette describe a moment of recovery and comfort between two lovers. The singer and his partner are both dealing with hangovers, and they seek refuge under the covers of a bed. The woman is described as having "dumpster breath," but the singer still loves her. They also enjoy a strong martini, which they rely on to help them feel better. The candy cigarette represents a type of comfort or nostalgia, perhaps harkening back to a time when they were both children.


Overall, the song appears to depict a relationship that is imperfect but still loving. As the two recover from their indulgences, they find solace in each other's company, enjoying simple pleasures like candy cigarettes and martinis. Despite their flaws, they are able to make each other happy.


Line by Line Meaning

Three PM and she's under the covers
It's 3pm and she's still in bed, hiding under the covers


Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
She has bad breath from being hungover, but she's still my lover


Strong as steel, four olive martini
The martini we had was really strong with four olives


Hand on her head and one on my weinie
I have one hand on her head and one hand on my own private area


She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's lying in bed, pretending to smoke a candy cigarette


She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette
She's still lying in bed, pretending to smoke a candy cigarette


Three PM and we're slow to recover
It's 3pm and we're still not feeling well from being hungover


We're hangin' out and well hungover
We're spending time together but we're both still dealing with hangovers


This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini
Ernie Steele makes really good martinis


So pass the fire and light me sweetie
Please pass the lighter so I can light my candy cigarette, sweetie


Suckin' on a candy cigarette
We're both pretending to smoke candy cigarettes while dealing with our hangovers




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: JASON S. FINN, CHRIS BALLEW, DAVID MICHAEL DEDERER

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Comments from YouTube:

DD O'Brien

This's the first time I've ever heard this song.🤣

ghost man

My first time as well!

And sure as fuck the last.

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