Fuck California
The Presidents of the United States of America Lyrics

I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
(and fuck California)

And The air's so clear
I drink it in it makes me drunk
I fall down and fall asleep
(and fuck San Fransico)
I dream of some little evil land
With twisted cragily experiences
Down below the Oregon Border
(and fuck San Bernardino)

I'm there in my dreams
I'm there in my nightmares
And I got to sing about it all day long
(and fuck Weed)

You've been naked in the sunshine
You've been buried in the sand
You've been living on the fault line
In a chemical plant

I've been pounding up and down I-5
Highway wander such a blast
If only I could erase the lips
Wish it wouldn't it so fast

This city is so beautiful
The clouds come out in the fall
And I love to see them back
(and fuck California!)

Even on a cloudy day
The sun pokes through at the end
To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed
(and fuck Santa Cruz)

Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now
Driving my little blue tin can
And I hear green onions sing
(and fuck Yreka)

Green onions on the little stereo
And I feel like I'm going the right way
Northway North, North, North, North!

(Yeah keep goin' north boys!)
(all right!)

Sonic cookie on the outside
Pure frosting all alone
You've been fucking Winona Ryder
And she got crabs on your bone

The only good thing about California
Is the band that I saw
They held there breath to shout out, “Supernova!�?
They were playing in a shopping mall

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look at those dislikes, they must be from san francisco. sink cali sink


@CHP Dodge Charger The Biden bus doesn’t stop, it just forgets where it’s going….. Let’s go Brandon!


@Patrick Irving I was about to say lmao. Two guys arguing about the Cali exodus, meanwhile all the neighbors are fucking pissed!

Patrick Irving

As much as it must suck being a Californian living in California ...... Please stay put

Alan Dutch Schaefer

@jlbmeister thanks man I am proud to announce that Governor Gavin newsom will be putting a 2-month mandatory stay at home lockdown because we actually believe in science over here and don't want to get sick. Hope you believe in science too one day chow 😉


@CHP Dodge Charger Me and half of California are already working on it. It's all fun and games until your kid steps on a needle and has to go on anti viral meds for three weeks in case she got HIV.

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Barry Schoolcraft

Never heard this one before, and it is the perfect song with a 100% true and 100% perfect message.

Tattooed Dragon

Been a Cali native my entire life and I have watched go down the shitter every year! Thanks for this anthem, it truly hits the mark

Donald Elliott

@evanwahlin Don’t give a shit, Yankee Doodle was written by the British after all

Ghetto 1980

evanwahlin I don’t give a shit about this band smart ass I posted what this dems have done to the city I live in for the past 60 years

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