Shorty's Lament
The Residents Lyrics


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Once, there was a Willie and he could see
That there was a Shorty and he could see
You could, you could tell that Shorty
Wouldn't always be short, so he said

"Protect yourself, Shorty, protect yourself"
Once the fever finds your soul
Something else will take control
Something dark and from a bowl
Something says to me

But it can be indiscreet
And you tend to overheat
O'er the taste of soft and sweet
Something says to me

What can you do when something falls?
Walls close from somewhere, close from nowhere, like eyes
Can't, can't think clearly, I can't think
But I can't think clearly

Believe maybe you can, maybe you can help me
Bill, no, Willie, Willie, can you, doggone it, can you, Bill?
Can you, Will? Maybe Jay? No, no, he's, bye, Jay, bye

I've got this light behind my eyes
And believe me, it tells me what, what to do
But I doubt it, it says that if you can't win
Then there's no way you can lose

If nature hates both a vacuum then the vacuum cleaner too
Then it laughs, I don't know what this means
What can I do? I don't know

Love is, love is, love is, ahh
Love is, love is, love is, ahh
Love is, love is, love is, ahh

Love is expectation
Love is explanation
Love is exploitation, ahh

Somebody's getting somebody happy
Love is complication
Love is consummation
Love is concentration, ahh

Oh, goddamn it, I can't
Love is obligation
Love is insulation
Love is stimulation, ahh

It's always, 'have a good weekend'
Love is ruination
Love is accusation
Love is navigation, ahhh

Is anybody, is anybody driving?
Someone's gotta be, somebody driving?
I can't drive, I'm not, is anybody driving?

Somebody must be driving




Is anybody, is anybody driving?
Is anybody driving at all?

Overall Meaning

The Residents' song Shorty's Lament appears to be a conversation between two individuals, Willie and Shorty. The lyrics suggest that Shorty is shorter in height than most individuals, but Willie sees the potential for him to grow. As such, Willie advises Shorty to protect himself from the world and the difficulties that may arise. The conversation takes a darker turn when something ominous, represented by "something dark and from a bowl", appears to take control of Shorty's soul. Willie expresses concern for Shorty as he witnesses him struggle with this force, claiming that he cannot think clearly. The lyrics move on to mention love and its various forms, which could be interpreted as a distraction from Shorty's problems.


The song's ambiguous lyrics provide room for interpretation, but it seems to be an exploration of the human condition and the challenges we face. Shorty's struggle with "something dark" could represent mental health difficulties, addiction, or any number of personal demons. Willie's advice and concern may reflect the support we need from others when facing adversity. Furthermore, the lyrics on love's different forms suggest that it is a complex and multifaceted emotion that can be both a positive and negative force in our lives.


Line by Line Meaning

Once, there was a Willie and he could see
Long ago, there was a man named Willie who had good vision


That there was a Shorty and he could see
Willie noticed a man named Shorty who also had good vision


You could, you could tell that Shorty
It was easy to see that something was different about Shorty


Wouldn't always be short, so he said
Willie predicted that Shorty would grow taller someday and warned him


"Protect yourself, Shorty, protect yourself"
Willie advised Shorty to take care of himself and stay safe


Once the fever finds your soul
When you become passionate about something


Something else will take control
Your emotions may become overwhelming


Something dark and from a bowl
A mysterious force that comes from within


Something says to me
I have a feeling that something is going to happen


But it can be indiscreet
This feeling may not be entirely obvious or appropriate to share


And you tend to overheat
You may get too excited or worked up about things


O'er the taste of soft and sweet
Often, these feelings are triggered by pleasant experiences


What can you do when something falls?
What action can you take when something goes wrong?


Walls close from somewhere, close from nowhere, like eyes
It feels like you are being watched, trapped, or judged


Can't, can't think clearly, I can't think
It's hard to focus or make rational decisions


But I can't think clearly
Despite these challenges, I can't stop thinking about it


Believe maybe you can, maybe you can help me
I hope that someone else can help me or provide guidance


Bill, no, Willie, Willie, can you, doggone it, can you, Bill?
I am trying to remember the name of the person who gave me advice earlier


Can you, Will? Maybe Jay? No, no, he's, bye, Jay, bye
I am recalling the names of people who might be able to help me but realize they are not available


I've got this light behind my eyes
I feel like I have a beacon or guide within me


And believe me, it tells me what, what to do
This inner spirit gives me a sense of direction or purpose


But I doubt it, it says that if you can't win
Despite feeling guided, sometimes I doubt my own abilities or intuition


Then there's no way you can lose
This inner voice gives me hope that even if I don't succeed, there is still value in the experience


If nature hates both a vacuum then the vacuum cleaner too
There is a saying that suggests nature abhors a vacuum, but this may also mean that our attempts to fill emptiness may be rejected


Then it laughs, I don't know what this means
This observation confuses me and makes me question its relevance


What can I do? I don't know
Despite all this, I am still uncertain about what to do next


Love is, love is, love is, ahh
The following lines explore the different meanings and forms of love


Love is expectation
Love can be associated with having certain hopes or demands for others


Love is explanation
Love can also involve explaining ourselves, our feelings, and our desires to others


Love is exploitation, ahh
Love can sometimes involve taking advantage of others or being taken advantage of ourselves


Love is complication
Love can be complex, confusing, or difficult to navigate


Love is consummation
Love can be fulfilled by a physical or emotional connection


Love is concentration, ahh
Love requires focus and attention to be sustained


Love is obligation
Love can feel like a duty or responsibility to care for another person


Love is insulation
Love can be a protective shield that keeps us safe from harm


Love is stimulation, ahh
Love can energize and motivate us, driving us to be better


Love is ruination
Love can also be destructive, tearing down our sense of self or causing harm to ourselves or others


Love is accusation
Love can involve blame or accusations of wrongdoing


Love is navigation, ahhh
Love requires us to navigate through difficult waters in order to reach our destination


Is anybody, is anybody driving?
The final lines express a sense of uncertainty and doubt, questioning if anyone is really in control or if we are all just going along for the ride


Someone's gotta be, somebody driving?
Despite this, there is still some hope that someone else is at the helm


I can't drive, I'm not, is anybody driving?
Ultimately, the singer realizes they are not capable of driving themselves and continues to wonder if anyone is really in charge


Somebody must be driving
Despite the doubt, there is still a sense that somebody has to be in control


Is anybody, is anybody driving?
The song ends with the repetition of this question, suggesting a continued sense of uncertainty and existential questioning




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Comments from YouTube:

@johnvoice815

This is what PROPER music is
SUPPOSED to sound like.
The Residents just beat everybody to it.

@MrGordongemmell

Exceptional musicians, i was hooked first time i heard them 30+ years ago.

@terrypussypower

The rhythm track on this is the business! You gotta love the Ressy's!

@savbavsalad

Been that man since Batman had a sidekick

@madahad9

This is one of early tunes I heard from my very first Residents CD and it was love at first hearing.

@terrypussypower

I remember hearing this for the first time during the intermission (funnily enough!) of "The Mole Show" in Edinburgh Queen's Hall in 1983. Still have my ticket!

@djphaks

Incredible track! Incredible song! Electric opera? Much better on vinyl than here/hear.

@therodentestcat

I love this.
I love the accordion in this, too.

@trillinflossin412

Marselle Music 2:34 smh

@gnchilds

That's a synthesizer, not an accordion.

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