I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
I see myself as a small and insignificant creature, like a monkey with fleas and peanuts, vulnerable and overlooked in the world.

And all my friends are junkies
The people I associate with are addicted to drugs and have no direction in life.

That's not really true
This is just a guise to express my dissatisfaction with life and society.

I'm a cold Italian pizza
I am unfeeling and distant, like a frozen pizza with Italian ingredients.

I could use a lemon squeezer
I feel like something is missing in my life, like a lemon squeezer to complete the pizza.

What you do?
What do you think of my situation and my feelings?

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
I have been hurt and mistreated by women.

By every she-rat in this town
These women are like rats, untrustworthy and deceitful.

Have you babe?
Have you experienced the same kind of mistreatment in your life?

But I am just a monkey man
At the end of the day, I am just an average guy trying to make sense of my experiences.

I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I am relieved to know that there are other people out there who share my experiences and feelings.

I was bitten by a boar
I have faced danger and peril in my life.

I was gouged and I was gored
I have been deeply wounded and scarred by those experiences.

But I pulled on through
Despite those hardships, I have persevered and carried on.

Yeah, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I am like a fragile and broken sack of eggs, unstable and easily broken.

I always have an unmade bed
I am a messy and disorganized person, with no real sense of direction.

Don't you?
Do you find that relatable at all?

Well I hope we're not too messianic
I hope we don't take ourselves too seriously or come across as overly confident.

Or a trifle too satanic
Or too dark and edgy.

But we love to play the blues
We enjoy expressing our feelings through the blues.

But well I am just a monkey man
Once again, I am just an average guy trying to make sense of the world.

I'm glad you are a monkey woman too babe
I am happy that I have someone to share my experiences and feelings with.

I'm a monkey man
I am an imperfect and flawed human being.

Monkey, monkey
A reminder of my insignificance in the world.

Monkey
I am a monkey.