I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
The Ronettes; Thomas Connor Lyrics

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night.
This occurred beneath the mistletoe last night.

She didn't see me creep
My mother was unaware of me sneaking up on them

Down the stairs to have a peep;
I snuck down the stairs to take a peek

She thought that I was tucked
My mother believed I was fast asleep

Up in my bedroom fast asleep.
I was supposed to be asleep in my bedroom

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
I also saw my mother playfully tickling Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white;
This occurred while Santa had his white, snowy beard

Oh, what a laugh it would have been
It would have been humorous if my father had caught them

If Daddy had only seen
If my father had only witnessed their actions

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
My mother was kissing Santa Claus the previous night

Oh, what a laugh it would have been
It would have been amusing if my father had caught them in the act

If Daddy had only seen
If my father had witnessed the kissing and tickling

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
My mother's actions involved kissing Santa Claus the previous night