5. Half A Person
The Smiths Lyrics


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Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail

Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail

And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the why W.C.A.
I said I like it here, can I stay ?
I like it here, can I stay ?
Do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber?

She was left behind, and sour
And she wrote to me, equally dour
She said in the days when you were
Hopelessly poor
I just liked you more

And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the why W.C.A.
I said I like it here, can I stay ?
I like it here, can I stay ?
And do you have a vacancy
For a back-scrubber?

Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent too long on your trail
Far too long
Chasing your tail
Oh

And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That's the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life




That's the story of my life
That's the story

Overall Meaning

The Smiths' "Half A Person" is a song about longing, unrequited love, and the feeling of being incomplete without someone. The opening lines "call me morbid, call me pale, I've spent six years on your trail" suggest that the singer of the song has been pining over someone for an extended period of time. The repeated line "sixteen, clumsy and shy" emphasizes the singer's youth, inexperience, and vulnerability. The reference to booking oneself at the W.C.A. (Westminster City Halls) suggests that the singer has moved to London to be closer to the object of their affection.


The song's chorus, "and if you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life," underscores the singer's obsession with their unfulfilled love, as though it is the defining feature of their existence. The line "she was left behind, and sour, and she wrote to me, equally dour," suggests that the object of the singer's affection is aware of their feelings but does not reciprocate them. Despite this, the singer still longs for their love, stating "I've spent too long on your trail, far too long chasing your tail."


Overall, the lyrics of "Half A Person" explore the themes of adolescent longing, insecurity, and unrequited love in a uniquely poetic and evocative way that has become a hallmark of The Smiths' songwriting.


Line by Line Meaning

Call me morbid, call me pale
I am a melancholic and introverted person


I've spent six years on your trail
I have devoted six long years of my life trying to get close to someone


And if you have five seconds to spare
If you can spare a moment to listen to me


Then I'll tell you the story of my life
I'll share the details of my life with you


Sixteen, clumsy and shy
As a teenager, I was awkward and self-conscious


I went to London and I
I travelled to London


I booked myself in at the why W.C.A.
I checked into a hotel called 'why W.C.A.'


I said I like it here, can I stay ?
I enjoyed the hotel and asked if I could stay longer


Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?
I asked if they needed someone to clean or do odd jobs


She was left behind, and sour
The person I was pursuing was bitter and unhappy


And she wrote to me, equally dour
She sent me a letter with a negative tone


She said in the days when you were Hopelessly poor
She reminded me of my past struggles


I just liked you more
Despite my problems, she found me more appealing


I've spent too long on your trail
I've invested too much time chasing someone who doesn't reciprocate my affection


Far too long
To an excessive extent


Chasing your tail
Pursuing someone who is leading me on or unattainable


That's the story of my life
This is the summary of my experiences and emotions




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: STEVEN MORRISSEY, JOHNNY MARR

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@andikawicaksana9361

[Verse 1]
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years on your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail

[Bridge]
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life

[Chorus]
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A
I said "I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?"

[Verse 2]
She was left behind and sour
And she wrote to me equally dour
She said "In the days when you were hopelessly poor
I just liked you more"



@mannylugz5872

[Verse 3]
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Far too long, chasing your tail, ohhh uhhh

And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life

Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
Sotry of my life.



@josuerestrepo1476

Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years on your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A.
I said I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?
She was left behind, and sour
And she wrote to me equally dour
She said in the days when you were hopelessly poor
I just liked you more
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y.W.C.A.
I said I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent too long on your trail
Far too long chasing your tail, oh
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That's the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life



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@strawberrylemonadekristina

When I was 16 I was clumsy and shy. At 49 I'm still clumsy and shy. Life is bearable because of the Smiths which is why I will always adore them.

@zephead843

Felt that like a sucker punch. The Smiths were the best band of their generation. Period. End of story.

@joseph1845

I love you how you are

@strawberrylemonadekristina

@@joseph1845 Thank U ❤

@TimSammartino

They said, There's too much caffeine In your bloodstream and a lack of real spice in your life I said, Leave me alone because I'm alright, dad surprised to still be on my own

@arthurthistlewood1225

I'm a similar age. They spoke to some of our generation and always will.

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@HelenaBaatista

it feels very comforting when you're in a bad time and find a song that you can hear beyond the silence

@edgardogregorini957

Te invito a que la escuchemos juntos 😜

@Lancer7117

Truth

@phillynott2459

Nice comment❤️

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