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She´s Cheating
The Standups Lyrics

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Björn Official

5y↑1.8K

Imagine u just got your girl to forgive you for cheating and u took her to see this show

EmpressDivine33

3y↑1

@Damn Door I can hear Ross saying this lol

Mad Ville

3y↑2

@Damn Door damn I hate and love that

Björn Official

@Joana Cruz You better not 👀

Mr25thfret

Haha! Was thinking this just before reading comments.

q2travel

Lmaoo

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Timothy Alan

5y↑2.8K

I might be reading too much into it, but I think this guy got cheated on.

JuiceAndTitties

3y↑2

@Regimeshifts same idk how they got that assumption lmao

memesaremylifeline

4y↑20

Woah bro calm down let's not make any assumptions

iva diaz

4y↑16

Naa yall crazy this is about another guy who he knows,,,,v well

MsMookalate

4y↑26

Timothy Alan 😳 I think you might be right

Regimeshifts

5y↑94

i really dont know how you get that from what he said

Zac _

5y↑1.6K

Shit got a little too real there for a moment.

Christopher Molina

3y↑2

The setup was genius actually 😂

TheHaggardHawk

5y↑8

which time lol

Tristan Triton

5y↑1.6K

Wonder how many folks were there with their cheating other. LOL.

Violette loves Jesus 888🐇

🤣🤣🤣

BluAravena

That's always the bigger joke.

farid sobhany

4y↑1

@Connor H. ok

Connor H.

4y↑4

@farid sobhany no

farid sobhany

4y↑3

@Connor H. Do you wanna expand on that?

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Tyrique Coleman

4y↑405

This wasn't just comedy for him: he NEEDED to get that out

Alan Payne

5y↑1.2K

Damn, the pain is real in this story

Lady Shikibu

4y↑8

moontraveler12 comedy = pain + time

Bryon Slatten

5y↑448

Best explanation of cheating I've ever heard.

Tamisanqa

4y↑6

Agreed 💯

Tahtahme's Diary

5y↑1.1K

"So anyways this next joke is about that. Sing along if you know it!" I won't lie, I laughed aloud in my kitchen.

Free Spirit

4y↑4

Tahtahme Xero I died too🤣🤣🤣🤣

selig7

5y↑289

I see mad potential from him in this bit. Timing was great. Didn't come with back to back jokes but all the punches hit. I would definitely watch more.

dantizzle00

4y↑3

He has a lot of good bits on his IG page

jbaby007

5y↑1.5K

Felt like he was venting rather than delivering jokes but I get it.

Bambi c:

Yeah I found it hard to laugh at this

memesaremylifeline

4y↑2

I mean yea I thought it was still funny thi

Trash Bandit

4y↑3

Yeah wasn't exactly funny

Aaron Smith

4y↑5

It was still funny tho.

WolfRyder

4y↑6

I feel like that’s what stand up is

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Thatgaltabitha

4y↑91

“You can’t mail the IRS a bunt cake, they’re going to be like ‘What the hell’s wrong with you?’” That line got me good.

TJ Surin

4y↑67

I like this guy. He sticks with the bit and lets it draw out super far before it come back around, but you gotta respect the dedication it takes to stick the landing

ThaCrypt

5y↑469

Rofl. I died when he started listing all the steps necessary for cheating.🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

Tamisanqa

Lmao SAME

ThaCrypt

5y↑3

@Mr Krunch 🤣🤣👌🏾

Mr Krunch

5y↑24

Baking and Taxes had me 😅

Xenotiic

4y↑222

As someone who has been cheated on, this set was more catharsis than actually funny.

Dittzee

4y↑2

Xenotiic 💔

markrs25

5y↑732

Where is the lie. Facts right there. It’s not JUST one mistake.

285runt

5y↑546

Damn, I got mad and no one is cheating on me.

Wanda Maximoff

lmao

Shaurya Sharma

3y↑2

thank your lucky stars for that :D

R.S. Mendoza

5y↑111

Nice build up. It didn't make the jokes sound shallow and random. Also, glad that he's found a healthy outlet for that anger. 😘

Hair Jordan

4y↑555

Plot Twist: in her mind, the “one mistake” was getting caught

Arthur He

but he puts on quite a show, really had me going

AJ Swisher

4y↑1

Hair Jordan 😂

jafeir

4y↑11

I commend him for taking such a personal and painful situation and making it into something he could use for his job. My heart goes out to you

Helix

3y↑11

It's hardly even a mistake; it's a carefully deliberated plan that ignores the feelings, sacrifices, and trust of the partner that you made a deeply intimate and considered promise to.

sonneeaa erka

2y↑1

words 😭

Ek S

5y↑52

He’s got a weird but funny technique. Builds up for a while to a very good quality joke

Yoko Byeol

5y↑95

I can feel his pain sooooo much
❤️

Tamisanqa

4y↑13

This was great ✨. And it got too real at some point, I think especially for cheaters or people who've cheated 😂. Some were getting really quiet.

Lekh C.

4y↑4

the reason this guy is criminally underrated:
he doesn't bullshit for the sake of comedy; he uses the straightforward hard truths for it

Hk S

5y↑3

He nailed it! That's so true! We all know what we are doing. Cheating is not a mistake, it is a choice of actions.

Nadda

4y↑9

Share this to your partner if they ever cheat and say “it’s one mistake”

Cetti

3y↑3

Dude nailed truth - Cheating is NEVER a MISTAKE! But I think some in the audience felt seeing his show was a MISTAKE, because the laughter was somewhat subdued!

boxertest

5y↑290

He loved her, dudes aren't bothered unless there was love, dude ain't never forgiving her ever! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lola lolita

4y↑4

Or if is about ego

Ian McGraw

5y↑3

Wow lmao after about a minute I thought I accidentally clicked on a ted talk but then he had me laughing out loud for the rest of it 😂😂 A+

King Khupe

5y↑564

Cheats didn’t like this joke. Too real for y’all huh?

Daily Madness

3y↑2

Cheating should be a crime!

Hamp Dog

4y↑2

Austin Sharpe
Yes I agree. I've done it because it was my first love, I honestly didn't really know a lot about my own feelings it how to communicate them as well as I should have. I wasn't honest with myself not my partner and I caused a lot of damage to both of us because of it. I pray I'm thrown another challenge like that again so I can prove to myself I've learned my lesson

Austin Sharpe

4y↑20

Hamp Dog the only people who really should consider what drives people who cheat are the people who have cheated. As the comic said, it’s series of continuous mistakes. You get plenty of signs that you’re going in the wrong direction long before you actually do the deed.

Hamp Dog

4y↑2

A lot of people don't take into consideration: "what about what drives someone to cheat?" Maybe someone did something worse than cheating or just as bad in their eyes to retaliate that way? She was my first love and I've learned a lot from my experiences and mistakes. I told her what I did because I felt bad about it and over time she forgave me but we still decided to call it off and go out separate ways

Austin Sharpe

4y↑2

Hamp Dog shame

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Jasmine Murdock

3y↑2

i think it needs to be said that when someone says something along the lines of, "oh honey, but i'm a nATurAL flIRT" that they're openly admitting to being a cheater and they're gaslighting you for holding them accountable

Ceedubelu

5y↑415

Someone finally said it.

caymwadaveolol

5y↑6

Give this guy a Netflix special already !

simron

4y↑11

This was group therapy with one man and an audience—my kinda comedy

Jenna Thompson

4y↑7

I wish I could hug this guy, I really needed to hear that.

Sunshine Shower

5y↑89

I feel like he really needed to get that out. Lol

Tim Miller

Love this guy. Great jokes.

Amanda Joy

4y↑1

Most honest, real explanation of a cheater i have ever heard.

Daughter of Yah

4y↑10

Lmfaoo “I meant to do my taxes” 🤣😭

Ashley A

5y↑16

Share with any friend dealing with a cheater. Or with a cheater trying to shift blame. Just shred with the world

Emily Durkee

4y↑1

This actually made me laugh a lot more than most comedians. Great delivery

The Over/UnderThinker

5y↑68

his girl told her sad story before; it was how she got away with all of her cheating!

kold

4y↑4

#HeWasntExperienced

greenAbbot

5y↑1

I’m not even sure if this was funny. But it was great. If you’ve just started dating someone, watch this with them. If you both love it , that’s a good sign. If you both hate it, also a good sign. Basically if you agree on it, great. Otherwise, I predict bad things....

James Farrar

4y↑14

That was pretty good. That must have felt so good to vent.

Kristen Day

4y↑1

this guys good hope to see more of him

VenusMeetsMarz

I agree with this guy... Best thing you can do for yourself is to move on and be a better you so that you can attract a better partner.

Jon Ross

4y↑10

Honestly I think he really just needed to get that off this chest 💀

EmpireYellow1

5y↑11

This guy, is great.

Rebecca's Moments

It is the rare, rare occasion that I laugh out loud at sometime like this.

John Thompson

4y↑3

“I meant to to my taxes” 😭😭💀

Kenobi Zen

4y↑3

Wow...lo entiendo perfectamente...pain is universal

Raiza Martinez

5y↑10

Lol, he's so right!

Jarod Rochell

4y↑1

This guys good, the buildup to the joke was great

Ian Farris

Jason Isbell is amazing!

rogstar, madu #357

Bro. I hope things get better for you holy shit. Hoping the best for you

shooglechic

5y↑10

This dude is strong. Wow.

Danny Mc Danny

this is so intense and I fucking love him for that energy

M Chowdhury

I agree so much. Thinking adults consider cheating as a mistake is disturbing

Lonnie Herrera

3y↑1

the way he described what happened to his ex-gf, he shouldn't have described it that way probably, she was clearly molested when younger, that probably contributes to why is baffled by her erratic behavior, it's very sad and unfortunate when it happens in the world, hopefully she is doing well now

Nikki Espinosa

5y↑1

This is genuinely the funniest thing I've seen in a while XD

Daniel Torres

“Ahaha woooops” had me dieing 🤣

Jacob Kerr

3y↑1

Funny guy love his comedy

Charles Wittel

5y↑6

Jason isabell really is the bomb though.

username

This is an old video but I’m glad to hear a man say this. I just saw a trailer for the 2007 film Lyf’s Journey, and it was disturbing to see how the movie made the main character out to be a victim of circumstances to justify his “mistake” and “moment of weakness.”

Ha. What a pisspoor, childish lack of accountability. Only man-babies and woman-babies try to downplay cheating.

Gracious

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Honestly now I laugh thinking of all the time I said it and when it was told to me!!!

Caleb Hill

5y↑60

My guy might need some therapy on the low tho frfr

Alex EA

5y↑1

I see the tears in his eyes

Trash Bandit

4y↑8

There is some deep-rooted anger in there somewhere

Ryan Sturdivant

Imagine if he hosted the next Oscar's

citruscarnival

5y↑4

Oh shit, a cake
I MEANT to do mY TAXeS

MrShysterme

4y↑1

Cheaters always find a reason outside themselves that triggered it. They never truly say "I was not a good person when I did that. My actions were atrocious and I have no excuse". Why? Because people capable of that usually don't cheat to begin with.

Also, this guy's cheating ex sounds like she has borderline personality disorder....cheating due to feat of intimacy. They are triggered by closeness and distance and cheat all the time. And it is often triggered by past abuse.

robert10197

4y↑1

my favorite comedian

Strutting_strat

4y↑1

Damn. That's too real. But relatable.

Pantagruel

4y↑1

Wow. I needed this one lol! Solid noise. Nothing but the truth.

TrumpetsGalore4

A mistake is when you do something you don't mean to, while a choice has 100% intent behind it. The mistake here is getting caught; you totally intended to cheat, but you didn't intend for your partner to catch you.

SNDPCK

5y↑26

"Woooops" LOOL 🤣🤣

Dylan The Cloud

5y↑23

It was funny I would watch again

DerAltruist

@mugnuz shienk don't mind me, just testing the reply button

Wonder Bread

@mugnuz shienk you're right it works hello

mugnuz shienk

5y↑1

theres a reply button

Ruth Ohajunwa

5y↑3

That got so realll😂😭

Mochi Jr.

4y↑2

I feel like it should be said that having a traumatic or bad past doesn't excuse your behavior if you cheat or do anything intentionally or objectively bad. People still have the right to be angry at you if you break their trust and or hurt them. He shouldn't hide his feelings to spare her when she fucked up. To me its like a victim not yelling at the killer that stabbed them that they are in pain, just to spare the killers feelings. It makes no sense.

Jessica Su

4y↑2

He achieved his goal. I feel something, dunno what... 🤔

Mesigabe

5y↑51

lowkey looks like a new age youth pastor

Peter Mohamed

I always say this but I never heard anyone else think that way before about cheating besides me

Germ Antibody

5y↑19

10/10 would watch again

Butterfly Kisses

5y↑2

True and profoundly deep.

Iris Martínez

4y↑1

Not the typical joke, he made a point

saberur66

2y↑1

Bros hurting bad and has a stage to talk about. I’m glad for him

robert10197

my favorite comedian

Kyla Armstrong-Benjamin

5y↑2

So funny!

Rickey Hughlett

Pretty sure this is that guy from the that one dating video meme where he was screaming about finding love. Someone please validate this.

LordFirekaze

5y↑1

Truth, my favorite line from The Last Boy Scout

radtv

5y↑3

damn good joke.

riptorn

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

TheScoobysnack08

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sooo true!!

Jeysin Sterling

4y↑3

I’m like.. weirdly uncomfortable 😅 sorry to this man.

E K Daufin

5y↑6

SO TRUE! Thank you!!!!😱

AncientEsper

It’s like an alcohol relapse, you buy the wine, open it, get a glass, pour it out.

SHOW OFF TV

5y↑5

Drew Michael... Thank You.

StephBrilliant

5y↑1

He's right! Lmao

Bruna Valverde

THE CAKE ANOLOGY WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AJAHABA

Prem's Writing

5y↑1

You can't mail the IRS a butt cake.
Me in Barney Stinson voice "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Joey Gravlin

I heard it the same way, but I'm pretty sure it's actually "bundt" cake.

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