The Stand Up Comics Instructions
The Style Council Lyrics


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Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one that always works,
'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do that one that never fails,
'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
See this lot's loyal, through and through.

Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.





But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.

Overall Meaning

The Style Council's song The Stand Up Comics Instructions is a satire on the world of stand-up comedy. The lyrics describe the keys to success for a stand-up comic, which is essentially to appeal to the prejudices and stereotypes of the audience. The singer instructs the comic to do the jokes that always work, which are mainly racist and homophobic jokes. He emphasizes the importance of keeping the audience laughing and making them feel good, even if it means sacrificing morality and decency.


However, the lyrics also suggest a deeper message about the dangers of comedy that relies on negative stereotypes and perpetuates harmful attitudes. The final lines caution against letting the truth catch up and spoil the plot, indicating that the laughter and entertainment provided by the comic is ultimately based on falsehoods and ignorance.


Overall, The Stand Up Comics Instructions is a powerful commentary on the problematic nature of comedy that exploits stereotypes and encourages discrimination. It challenges both comedians and audiences to question the impact of their words and actions and strive for more positive and inclusive comedy.


Line by Line Meaning

Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
Start with making them laugh and make sure they continue laughing throughout the show.


You hold your own and they'll hold their's,
If you perform well, the audience will hold up their end of the deal by staying engaged and entertained.


Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer
The audience may not be able to handle their drink, but they can handle a good joke.


Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer.
A crude joke that pokes fun at a marginalized group of people.


Do the one that always works,
Stick to a tried and true joke that has worked in the past for guaranteed success.


'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work,
A racist joke that perpetuates harmful stereotypes about Black people.


And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
Once you have the audience's attention, make sure to keep them engaged and entertained.


Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!
The goal is to bring joy and positivity to the audience through humor.


Do that one that never fails,
Stick to a joke that has worked every time without fail.


'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
Another joke that relies on harmful stereotypes and perpetuates racism.


And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
Once you have the audience on your side, they will continue to support and enjoy your jokes.


See this lot's loyal, through and through.
The audience is loyal and will stick with the comedian if they continue to make them laugh.


Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
An example of a joke that often works well and is not as harmful as other jokes that rely on harmful stereotypes.


Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
Another example of a joke that relies on a stereotype and perpetuates disrespect for certain professions and types of people.


Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made,
If the audience is continuously laughing, the comedian will have a successful career.


We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.
The audience and industry values a comedian who can make people laugh, making it a lucrative career.


But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop
The most important thing is to keep the audience laughing and engaged.


Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
If the comedian relies too much on harmful stereotypes and jokes based in truth, it may catch up to them and ruin their success.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: PAUL JOHN WELLER

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