Starlett Johansson
The Teenagers Lyrics


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I know you're born in '84
Half Polish, half Danish
You started at eight on Broadway
You're a star

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
All you've got, you can like it
But what I am, you will love it

You whisper at horses' ears
I always find it exciting
I'm scared by spiders too
I never managed to blame you

I'll sell my mum to be lost with you
Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else
I wish I'd been invited
At your party in Disneyland

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
All you've got, you can like it
But what I am, you will love it

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
All you've got, you can like it
But what I am, you will love it

Oh when I noticed for Jared Leto
I felt sad for 30 seconds
Oh when I noticed for Josh Hartnett
I prayed for 40 nights

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
All you've got, you can like it
But what I am, you will love it

You don't believe in monogamy
I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me




All you've got, you can like it
But what I am, you will love it

Overall Meaning

The Teenagers’ song “Starlett Johansson” is a humorous and satirical take on the obsession and infatuation with celebrities, specifically with actress Scarlett Johansson. The song is full of witty lines and references to Johansson's life and career. The opening lines describe Johansson's birth year, heritage, and early career on Broadway. The lyrics then go on to suggest that Johansson does not believe in monogamy, creating a fantasy marriage proposal. The band proclaims that they will be happy with whatever Johansson has to offer, and that she will love them for who they are.


The other verses are full of random thoughts about Johansson, including her conversations with horses, the lead singer's fear of spiders, and his willingness to sell his mum to be with her. The chorus repeats the theme of Johansson's alleged aversion to monogamy and the lead singer's desire to marry her. The verses also feature throwaway lines about the band members’ reactions to Johansson’s past relationships with actors Jared Leto and Josh Hartnett.


The song plays on our societal obsession with celebrity culture and our tendency to elevate famous people to a pedestal. Through humor and satire, The Teenagers poke fun at our fantasies about celebrities and expose our obsession with a particular person's public persona.


Line by Line Meaning

I know you're born in '84
The singer knows Scarlett Johansson's birth year is 1984.


Half Polish, half Danish
Scarlett Johansson's ethnicity is half Polish and half Danish.


You started at eight on Broadway
Scarlett Johansson began acting on Broadway at the age of eight.


You're a star
Scarlett Johansson is a famous and successful actress.


You don't believe in monogamy
Scarlett Johansson does not believe in having one romantic partner at a time.


I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
Despite Scarlett's beliefs, the singer is still interested in marrying her and is not jealous of her other partners.


All you've got, you can like it
Whatever Scarlett chooses to do or have, the singer will accept and like it.


But what I am, you will love it
The singer believes that Scarlett will love him for who he is.


You whisper at horses' ears
Scarlett has a quirky or interesting habit of whispering to horses.


I always find it exciting
The singer finds Scarlett's habit of whispering to horses to be exciting or interesting.


I'm scared by spiders too
The singer is also afraid of spiders.


I never managed to blame you
Despite sharing the same fear, the singer cannot blame Scarlett for it.


I'll sell my mum to be lost with you
The singer would do anything to be with Scarlett, even if it means making a drastic sacrifice like selling their own mother.


Lost in Tokyo or anywhere else
The singer would be happy to get lost with Scarlett in any location, including Tokyo.


I wish I'd been invited
The singer wishes they had been invited to Scarlett's party in Disneyland.


Oh when I noticed for Jared Leto / I felt sad for 30 seconds / Oh when I noticed for Josh Hartnett / I prayed for 40 nights
The singer experienced different emotions when they found out Scarlett had previous romantic relationships with Jared Leto and Josh Hartnett. They felt sad for a short period of time with Leto, but prayed for a longer time with Hartnett.


You don't believe in monogamy
Reiteration of Scarlett's belief that one should not have only one romantic partner at a time.


I'm not jealous, Scarlett will you marry me
Reiteration of the singer's interest in marrying Scarlett despite their different beliefs about monogamy.


All you've got, you can like it
Reiteration that the singer will accept and like everything that Scarlett chooses to do or have.


But what I am, you will love it
Reiteration that the singer believes Scarlett will love him for who he is.




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ᴘᴀᴘᴀ𐰛ᴀᥫ᭡

I'm sad this band isn't active anymore, their sound is so catchy

Hello Kitty Official

I love this band. Even tho they’re not active anymore I’m grateful that I can still enjoy their music :) also if anyone has any recs for similar music pls lmk!

Maurice Koks J

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andola jackson

one of my favorite ironic songs of all time, and bands.

kicksexoutthevan

thank you teenagers your music always puts me in a good mood. from America with love

Thotism Speaks

Scarlett Johansson is timeless.

SimonSayzMusic

5 years gone by and still diggin this. - Im scared by spiders too (whats not to love?!)

Matthew Stevens

i bet scarlett got chills down her spine when she saw this

Gabo Zuniga

2017 and still good!!

TakeApart

This song makes me LOL so much. I love it!

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