Ideal Man
The Toasters Lyrics


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Big business rakes in the dollars
Giving disco boys a pair of fake collars
Even though you need an image to follow
Then make money from the garbage he swallows
Trapped in a web that you don't understand
Forced out in the cold by the family plan
With your tongue hanging out dick in your hand
Talking bout the Ideal Man

So when they get you at the end of the day
Holding out your hand for a penance in pay
With your tongue hanging out and a hole in your brain
Don't you think that your going insane
Finally discover that you haven't got it made
Don't know what to do when you make it to the end of the day

So let's examine the ideal guy
With his toothpaste smile
And his Jiorucci tie
All that money
Lessons to learn
All those brain cells get too burned

Cause he's trapped in a web
Forced out in the cold
With his tongue hanging out
Just waiting to get old

Yo, Where'd I put that guitar?

So here we are at the end of the day
Holding out our hand for a penance in pay
Hole in your pocket, hole in your brain
Don't you think that you're going insane?




Finally discover that you haven't got it made
Don't know if you make it if you make it to the end of the day

Overall Meaning

The Toasters' song "Ideal Man" is a scathing criticism of the shallow, materialistic aspirations of modern society. The opening lines reference how big business is profiting from the young generation's obsession with trends and fads, even though they're only giving them counterfeit facsimiles of what they crave. The lyrics highlight the absurdity of chasing after an "Ideal Man" or an "Ideal Life" when it's all just a facade designed to extract money from consumers. The artist argues that people are trapped in a web of consumerism and advertising they can't quite comprehend, which only creates a sense of alienation and loneliness.


The chorus describes the futility of pursuing this empty dream. It says that in the end, people will realize they were chasing an illusion, and the money they spent will have left them with nothing. The third verse of the song gives a picture of what society regards as an "Ideal Guy," a plastic-happy man with a fake smile, rich clothes, and a fat wallet. The lyrics point out that this "Ideal Man" is too busy keeping up appearances, sacrificing his happiness and intellect just to keep up with the Joneses.


Line by Line Meaning

Big business rakes in the dollars
Large companies make a lot of money


Giving disco boys a pair of fake collars
They sell fake trendy items to young men


Even though you need an image to follow
People feel pressure to fit in with a certain image


Then make money from the garbage he swallows
The companies make money from selling cheap and low-quality products to people


Trapped in a web that you don't understand
People are caught up in a system that they don't fully comprehend


Forced out in the cold by the family plan
People are sometimes excluded and left out by their own family's expectations


With your tongue hanging out dick in your hand
People are clueless and lost, not knowing what to do


Talking bout the Ideal Man
People discuss and idolize the perfect standard of a man


So when they get you at the end of the day
By the end of the day, people become vulnerable to temptation and manipulation


Holding out your hand for a penance in pay
People settle for very low payments for their work


With your tongue hanging out and a hole in your brain
People are mentally and physically exhausted and drained


Don't you think that your going insane
People are aware of their mental state and wonder if they're losing their mind


Finally discover that you haven't got it made
People realize that they haven't achieved the success they hoped for


Don't know what to do when you make it to the end of the day
People are lost and uncertain about what to do with their life


So let's examine the ideal guy
Let's take a closer look at the perfect man


With his toothpaste smile
With his fake and insincere smile


And his Jiorucci tie
Wearing expensive and trendy clothing


All that money
Having a lot of wealth


Lessons to learn
There are still things to learn and improve on


All those brain cells get too burned
People are overworked and mentally exhausted


Cause he's trapped in a web
The perfect man is also stuck in a system he can't understand


Forced out in the cold
The perfect man is also excluded from time to time


With his tongue hanging out
The perfect man is also clueless and lost


Just waiting to get old
People realize they're aging and time is going by too fast


So here we are at the end of the day
Once again, we're at the end of the day


Holding out our hand for a penance in pay
Once again, settling for low payments


Hole in your pocket, hole in your brain
People are broke and mentally drained


Don't you think that you're going insane?
Once again, questioning their sanity


Finally discover that you haven't got it made
Once again, realizing they haven't achieved their goals


Don't know if you make it if you make it to the end of the day
Once again, questioning their success and future




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