Shocker!
The Toasters Lyrics


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Mr. Brew says she is a winner
And I should take her home tonight
But it's a sad story in the morning
Sorry boys it's a horrible sight

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Well there's a crack in my head
That hurts like crazy
It's bigger than the Panama Canal
Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing
The conversation was quite benile

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

It's early in the morning the landlord's calling
He's on the phone and he wants his rent
Your girlfriend's here and she wants some money
The bills are gone, the cash is spent

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Now here's another bucka I just could stop her
What's the number on your telephone
I really think my language starts to get improper
So why don't you take me home

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Break da noise, big stylee
Start it, this is it?

Shocker!
Shock...

Shocker...
Shock, shock, shock...

Shocker...
Shock, shock, shock...

Shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Well doing crimes is never very funny
Alfie got arrested just this afternoon
I ain't got a job, I ain't got too much money
I guess it's my time pretty soon

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!





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Overall Meaning

The Toasters's song Shocker! is about a night of regretful decisions that leads to a morning of consequences. The singer's friend, Mr. Brew, encourages him to take home a woman despite knowing it will result in a negative and costly outcome. The author portrays the situation as a "shocker" as the unfortunate events that unfold were predictable, yet not taken seriously in the moment. He begins to describe the physical pain he feels, comparing it to the size of the Panama Canal, and how the sensation of being with the woman was incredible but the conversation was dull.


The song shifts to the morning after, and the singer is met with the reality of his choices. He doesn't have enough money to pay rent or give his girlfriend the money she's asking for. He then suggests going home with her, but his language becomes inappropriate, and he acknowledges that he needs to leave. The song then ends with a warning that committing crimes can have dire consequences and that the singer may soon face similar outcomes.


Overall, Shocker! highlights the importance of being cautious with choices and how they can lead to negative outcomes that extend beyond a single night.


Line by Line Meaning

Mr. Brew says she is a winner
A friend told me that this girl I'm eyeing is great


And I should take her home tonight
My friend recommended that I go home with her tonight


But it's a sad story in the morning
But waking up with her is going to be unpleasant


Sorry boys it's a horrible sight
I feel bad for telling my friends to come home with us, they won't enjoy themselves


It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
This situation is going to be terrible, terrible, terrible!


Well there's a crack in my head
I have a headache


That hurts like crazy
It's very painful


It's bigger than the Panama Canal
It's a huge pain


Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing
Being close to her was enjoyable


The conversation was quite benile
However, our conversation was boring


It's early in the morning the landlord's calling
The landlord is calling me early in the morning


He's on the phone and he wants his rent
He's asking me to pay rent over the phone


Your girlfriend's here and she wants some money
Your girlfriend needs money


The bills are gone, the cash is spent
We're out of money for bills and expenses


Now here's another bucka I just could stop her
But then another girl caught my attention


What's the number on your telephone
Can you give me your phone number?


I really think my language starts to get improper
I might start cursing soon


So why don't you take me home
Why don't we go to your place?


Break da noise, big stylee
Let's start the party


Start it, this is it?
Is this our cue to start?


Shocker!
This is a surprise


Well doing crimes is never very funny
Committing crimes isn't amusing


Alfie got arrested just this afternoon
My friend Alfie got arrested today


I ain't got a job, I ain't got too much money
I'm unemployed and broke


I guess it's my time pretty soon
I'm likely to go through a tough time myself


Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
Let's keep it going!


Huh!
Wow!




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Comments from YouTube:

Anthony Martinez

I saw the toasters for the second time last night, they played a great show again. I wish I was at the show again.

Kameron Naeole

The guy is a dope singer

gonzalo cruz

Por fin me llegó, llegó hace una semana, una tarjeta pa poder sacar...

gunk girl

shocka shocka

germs123

!!yo. chekin out some of ur videos skAOS - mark foggo. u got ne potato5?

José Zavala

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